Periods - The female type

[Slatter]

Why do women bleed

I missed out on sex last night
The girl was adamant that cos she was on i couldnt shag her :x as much as i tried to say it will be ok she was having none of it :evil:

Next thing .. Why dont sexually active girls go on the pill ( if they can)

arhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

right this wasnt sposed to cause any offense to u girlies

Any other blokes had much experience like this ???????

[Stokie_Dave]

Yep, last week of every month :evil: :evil: :evil:

Stupid women.

lol :D

[Cara]

even if u go on the pill u have a period unless u continuously take them

[Slatter]

yeah i know that cara but u dont need use johnnys then !

[Alex]

dunno why women say no when they are on. managed to convince an ex once to yes once, and it wasn't too bad

[locky]

dunno why women say no when they are on. managed to convince an ex once to yes once, and it wasn't too bad

It just made a rite "bloody" mess :lol: (pardon the pun wot, wot, wot!)

[Will]

tell your bird to get the contraceptive injection, no periods and no need for rubber sock

lol

[Nova Modder]

yeah my girl has the injection... but she stopped now cause it made her feint 3 times in the mth for no reason.. she was havin it for 4 mths... but the 4th mth she did all the feintin... scared her..

she allergic to the pill, and she dun wanna know about an IUD, and CAPs and all those other COOL GREAT AWESOME stuff..

so if the "Rubber sock splits"

im FEKKED!! :o

[Neil.]

my bird was like NO NO to having sex on period, tryied it then we do if we feel like it, if not, we just wait a week. shes on the pill too. still dont get it as much as id like, i know she's gonna read this! :oops:

[Stuart]

they tend to be horni as hell after the blob though!!! (or prehaps thats jsut my bird lol)

and anyway it gives them a week to polish up their oral skills lol

[Mel]

:roll:

[ade]

depends on the bird and how "advertudous" they are

Most just dont feel like it coz its mingin down there when the painters are in and the rag being an expandable ball of cotton makes it a little sensitive if yer shag during the cycle (yes after taken out not whilst its still in!)

However I knew this bloke who's lass looked like a complete dull nobody but apparantly she was a right dirty bitch and used to beg him to pull hers out by his teeth!

Also knew a girl who went into a coma for 2 months after getting blood poisioning after she didnt change her rag.

[Tilly]

Injection's, the pill still aren't 100% perfect protection.

It's not the most comftable of experiences whilst we are on.

Be "bloody" patient its only for 3-4days

[Ben (lurk75)]

Dont they realise thats why there ass hole is so close :?:

Dopey women :!:

[Tilly]

piss off

[Nova-Boy]

When the river runs red take the dirt track instead! Or just do it anyway!

I tell you she is more horny when she is on than any other time!!

[Nova-Girl]

You guys don't understand. Its messy enough having sex without a johnny, let alone when your on, But I have to admit theres nothing wrong with surfing the Chrimson wave or taking the dirt track.

when your older you'll regret not being as adventerous when you were younger.

But be a bit more understanding.

[Ben (lurk75)]

p**s off

Quite true, the only girls that moan about are the ones that never try it, if they do they love it.

Solves the one week holiday problem.

[linzTDI]

p**s off

Quite true, the only girls that moan about are the ones that never try it, if they do they love it.

Solves the one week holiday problem.

No they dont trust me.

I am on the injection and it is really good as i dont have to worry about when i am on as i dont, Made me put quite a bit of weight on tho.
The pill ....well its not good for forgetfull people.
Blobs..........no good as they can split.

[Dave]

my bird isn't comfortable doin it when she's on so we don't. but she normally gets real horny the week before so it gives me a rest!!
an linz i didn't think nuns were allowed!

[linzTDI]

Well thats my big secret

[Alex]

Snooker quote:
It is ok to down the brown when the pink is covered by the red

[Nova Modder]

However I knew this bloke who's lass looked like a complete dull nobody but apparantly she was a right dirty bitch and used to beg him to pull hers out by his teeth!

Ummm YUCK!!

http://www.hyper.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/face.jpg

:lol:

[Tilly]

my bird isn't comfortable doin it when she's on so we don't.

Thats what i like to see a bit of respect.

Ben i was saying that to the "women" bit

[Nova Modder]

its just plain NAST even thinking about doin it while shes on tha red's... damn... disgusting..

:?

[locky]

Wot a mingin subject! i got 2 visions in my head........urgh! :?

[Nova Modder]

Wot a mingin subject! i got 2 visions in my head........urgh! :?

what... this one...

ARAGH!!! tidal wave!!!

WOOOOOSH!
http://www.hyper.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/face.jpg

[locky]

:o Yeah!

[Carla]

The whole subject is RANK

well only the pics really, where the hell did u get them from??????

I get mega horny more when im due on and mega horny when i just finish, which is not good!!!!!!!!

i also get MEGA MEGA MEGA chocolate cravings, cant live without it!!!!

[Benjoyce]

this is disgusting even thinking about doin it while she's on!! its only 5 days or so, surly you can keep your beasts locked for that long???

[Nova Modder]

i put the txt on the pic myself :)

i just looked fo one wiv someone coverd in blood..

what would basicly happen if u went "DOWN THERE" while shes on the rag!! lol

[Benjoyce]

''GAGS'' thats rank, it smells as well, yuk!

[Carla]

RANK :x :x :x :x

[Nova Modder]

this is disgusting even thinking about doin it while she's on!! its only 5 days or so, surly you can keep your beasts locked for that long???

http://www.hyper.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/bloody_rag.jpg

:lol:

[Carla]

I think i just spewed up, all over the place!!!!!!!!!! :oops: :oops: :oops:

[Benjoyce]

can admin please delete o lock this post, cheers :crazyeye:

[Carla]

i agree totaly!!!!!!!!

rags errrrrrrrrrrr

gross :oops: :oops:

[Fester]

do some more nova modder!!!!!

[Nova Modder]

When the river runs red take the dirt track instead!!!

Ummm

http://www.hyper.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/dirt_path2.jpg

[jatinder]

i fell sorry for women it must piss them off havin periods
i just try to wait patiently, as someone says it only last 3-4 days then ur away again, ive never tried it when shes on thats mingin.

[Benjoyce]

see essex boys are smart, its only 5 days we can wait!!!

[Dave]

my bird isn't comfortable doin it when she's on so we don't.

Thats what i like to see a bit of respect.

must be something in the eastern air!

[Benjoyce]

its just rank! :!:

[Tilly]

It aint that bad its not theres blood all over the shop

[Benjoyce]

i just think it'd be well slimey and lubracated tho

[Tilly]

if its not normally ur not doing it right :roll:

[Benjoyce]

no but overly, like sticking your dick in a bowl of semi-set jelly

[Nova-Boy]

I dont think you can tell the difference. If you were to do it in the dark you wouldn't know. Its only the same messyness just with a bit of added colour!!

[Tilly]

:lol:

[Cara]

lmao at this whole post :lol:

[locky]

Nah u cant tell the difference, until u pull it out, switch the light on, and u got red dyed pubes!

[ydg27]

my ex missus was on the injection and she still got sproggin but the had it aborted (thank feck!) and shagging da red river is puke! but da ass - now that seemsa bit more appealing compared to blob but still wait a few days - she has got a mouth :lol:

[Nova Modder]

well some of you guys are nasty... so ill straight up ask....

would you drink the water from the red sea?

or is that tooooo far for yall!

[Freak]

turn the light on and it would look like a scene from a horror movie....

:barf

[?Marty?]

If the river runs red, use the dirt track instead.

[Ben (lurk75)]

some times you would be glad of the extra lubrication!!!

[Nova Modder]

:o :o :o :o !!!!!! now thats disgusting!!! :o :o :o :o

[jatinder]

your all sick in the head :roll:

[locky]

waitied ill about 2/3am and had to "wash" my room while the parents was asleep

Iv had 2 change sheets at that time of the morning! nitemare!