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Rexy
20-02-10, 09:18 PM
While out playing with the evo, de glueing from the gay tints a woman walked past with her dog.

The first thing she said was "is that fast" i was like, its alright i guess.

Then she started telling me she had her ST 3 taken the other night, they broke in took the keys from upstairs usual stuff tbh. All while they were asleep, the car was used in a Pub robbery and dumped in rochdale.

Now this house is litterly across the road from me. Thing is, there is a STI up on that same estate, and loads of other fancy cars.

Pretty scary tbh and a little close to home that one.

MattBrown
20-02-10, 09:20 PM
Snap off steering wheel, a fooking big bat by your bed, and get on the roids:thumb:

Rexy
20-02-10, 09:22 PM
1 done
2 done
3 No ta...

Adam
20-02-10, 09:23 PM
Sleep in it every night.


Can you not unplug the ecu or immobilise it in some other way?

craig green
20-02-10, 09:25 PM
Maybe the thief knows Rexy & just 'wouldnt'.

MattBrown
20-02-10, 09:27 PM
Maybe the thief knows Rexy & just 'wouldnt'.

For fear of being raped lol lol lol

NathanPrince
20-02-10, 09:29 PM
Or Metal Gear Solid'ed in a bin *cough*

LEWI007
20-02-10, 09:33 PM
Put a big dog in it

Rexy
20-02-10, 09:35 PM
They prolly took one look at it and thought, **** that its only got one seat...

Where the **** is my mate gona sit... urmmm i'll pass on that one.

Graeme
20-02-10, 09:41 PM
Maybe the thief knows Rexy & just 'wouldnt'.

They might of heard of Rexy but wouldn't know it was his car due to it not being a shade of ghey blue

Jack
20-02-10, 10:23 PM
Physical immobilization would be best, as you've found out the common thing nowadays is for them to break in and take the keys. Hand 'em over and whilst they're out there figuring out why the thing won't start you can be on the blower to the fuzz. Either that or finding a large cricket bat to rearrange their face with lol

Novasport
20-02-10, 10:37 PM
Park the company barge in front of your prized motor & leave the keys for it downstairs ;). If I was ever unfortunate to be broken into they are welcome to the company car, it aint mine and dont fancy meeting them on the landing in me undercrackers to discuss how they would like to free me of a set of keys!

Mike
21-02-10, 12:00 AM
While out playing with the evo, de glueing from the gay tints a woman walked past with her dog.

The first thing she said was "is that fast" i was like, its alright i guess.

Then she started telling me she had her ST 3 taken the other night, they broke in took the keys from upstairs usual stuff tbh. All while they were asleep, the car was used in a Pub robbery and dumped in rochdale.

Now this house is litterly across the road from me. Thing is, there is a STI up on that same estate, and loads of other fancy cars.

Pretty scary tbh and a little close to home that one.

Exactly the reason why i dont own one.

Unfortunatly Rexton, them Ninja tea leaves will have there wicked way & there is nothing you can do to stop them :(

I have a modded one of these under the bed. Loaded & ready to go.

Dangerous Power G3 marker. (edit: helps if i even get the right gun pic lol)

http://www.utahpaintballsupply.com/store/pc/catalog/g3_red_137_general.jpg

bazil
21-02-10, 12:05 AM
i leave my keys downstairs, no point in waking my out my sleep just to nick my car! its only a motor at the end of the day, as long as the owners are not damaged or hurt is the main thing.

Mike
21-02-10, 12:08 AM
i leave my keys downstairs, no point in waking my out my sleep just to nick my car! its only a motor at the end of the day, as long as the owners are not damaged or hurt is the main thing.

Cant beat shooting people like so (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe8WM3itGFU) tho lol best thing its perfectly legal :d

bazil
21-02-10, 12:15 AM
Cant beat shooting people like so (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe8WM3itGFU) tho lol best thing its perfectly legal :d

aye and fooking hurts too. lol

sparkie1401
21-02-10, 12:18 AM
tazer, bat

gates and 2 cars in the way

Rexy
21-02-10, 10:32 AM
lol I like the sound of the Paint ball gun mike lol..

Aim for the head blind them ****ers :D

Mike
21-02-10, 11:18 AM
lol I like the sound of the Paint ball gun mike lol..

Aim for the head blind them ****ers :D

Youll knock a person out if you shot them from about 15ft or less with a G3 to bare head. Mines a carbon long barreled 80PSi, more long range really.

Ben
21-02-10, 11:55 AM
As said the more you immobilise it the more they will disrupt you to take it, best bet is a tracker.

or the simpliest of kill switches in a stupid place on the fuel pump that way they will get 100yards away and it will cut out then they will dump and run.

Bubba
21-02-10, 12:20 PM
im owed a few favors by some not very nice people :P

you could always clamp you own car haha

Rexy
21-02-10, 08:21 PM
next time we come to cornwall for a weekend bubba, Im coming finding you :D

bazil
21-02-10, 08:27 PM
Youll knock a person out if you shot them from about 15ft or less with a G3 to bare head. Mines a carbon long barreled 80PSi, more long range really.

if you dont get them up close then you get them running away then :thumb:

Benn
21-02-10, 08:33 PM
Sleep in it every night.


Can you not unplug the ecu or immobilise it in some other way?


You have to be careful, alot of the time if they cant steal it then will burn/funk it up for the trouble.

Spudly
21-02-10, 08:48 PM
You have to be careful, alot of the time if they cant steal it then will burn/funk it up for the trouble.


Exactly, see here as im sure we have all seen this thread before now....


Clicky for burnt out Evo VI
(http://lancerregister.com/showthread.php?t=204925)

Benn
21-02-10, 08:50 PM
I hadn't.

Spudly
21-02-10, 08:53 PM
I hadn't.


Really, wow well its a fecking shocker aint it:eek:

bazil
21-02-10, 08:56 PM
thats brutall, i love those rs4's

Spudly
21-02-10, 08:58 PM
thats brutall, i love those rs4's

I think youre missing the point of that thread as there were only about six evo VI extreme's made in the world and after that night there are now only five :eek:

bazil
21-02-10, 09:02 PM
not really up to speed on jap motors, the only evo i know is the makkinnenn (spelling fail) i take it they must be even more rare than the subaru 22b?

Spudly
21-02-10, 09:03 PM
not really up to speed on jap motors, the only evo i know is the makkinnenn (spelling fail) i take it they must be even more rare than the subaru 22b?



Im not overly gen'd on jap motors either but since only six were produced ever, then id say that makes them rare, even more so since one went up in flames in that thread:cry:

Ben
21-02-10, 09:05 PM
but tbh if there that rare it wouldnt be sat outside an apartment block that looks like something out the bronx!

Jackroadkill
21-02-10, 09:06 PM
I fecking hate car thieves... You don't **** with a man's house, family or motor. I have a dog and a big stick to make sure that no-one ****s with mine. A couple of rounds from the 12-bore over their heads may discourage them further.

bazil
21-02-10, 09:07 PM
the only car i keep outside my house is my s3 as its my daily, all my other toys are kept away in a safe place, well as safe as can be.

Mike
21-02-10, 10:20 PM
You have to be careful, alot of the time if they cant steal it then will burn/funk it up for the trouble.

I found a thread somewhere about that happening to a Lotus Carlton lol

PS. That burnt out Evo is an R450 IIRC? One of 4 in the world.

Spudly
22-02-10, 12:09 AM
PS. That burnt out Evo is an R450 IIRC? One of 4 in the world.


Youre more gen'd than i am dude, i knew it was less than about eight in the world but wasnt sure on the numbers exactly.

Still sucks major ass man!

Mike
22-02-10, 01:28 PM
Still sucks major ass man!

Been there, done that, past giving a fcuk lol

One day a tea leaf will catch up with everyone in some form or another. Live with it, accept it & dont let the man get ya down :)

L14MNP
22-02-10, 01:43 PM
Not that MLR thread again. :(

Poor guy!

Jack
22-02-10, 06:21 PM
but tbh if there that rare it wouldnt be sat outside an apartment block that looks like something out the bronx!
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