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General Baxter
18-02-10, 02:38 PM
FROM A CHRISTIAN CONCERNED CITIZEN.PLEASE TAKE MY ADVISE AND DO NOT OVER IT‏
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HELLO AND DEAREST BENEFICIARY
CHRISTIAN BRETHREN, CALVARY GREETINGS. I PRESUMED THAT YOU ARE A
CHRISTIAN THAT WAS WHY I USED CALVARY GREETINGS TO GREET YOU.
THIS EMAIL MESSAGE SHOULD NOT COME AS A SURPRISE TO YOU BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN MONITORING YOUR FUND PAYMENT IN NIGERIA BUT YOU WERE NOT PAID WHICH IS VERY UNFORTUNATE.
I AM A CHRISTIAN BELIEVER BY FAITH, A CHRISTIAN SISTER IN CHRIST
CHURCH AT LAGOS-NIGERIA.
I WANT TO TELL YOU THE GOSPEL TRUTH WHICH IS BITTER FOR YOU TO HEAR.
THIS IS A FUND PAYMENT THAT HAS TO BE PAID TO YOU IN NIGERIA
BECAUSE YOU PROCESSED EVERY DOCUMENTS WITH YOUR OWN SWEAT, TIME AND MONEY.INSTEAD OF PAYING YOUR FUND PAYMENT IN NIGERIA , YOU WERE BEING EXPLOITED FINANCIALLY BY IMPERSONATORS AND IMPOSTORS FROM SPAIN , LONDON, LONDON COURT, HUNGARY , ITALY, GHANA, REPUBLIC OF BENIN, AMERICA, SOUTH AFRICA ,HOLLAND ETC.
OTHER IMPERONATORS AND IMPOSTORS WHO EXPLOITED YOU FINANCIALLY ARE THOSE WHO CLAIMED TO BE THE CENTRA,BANK OF NIGERIA, NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM COOPERATION {NNPC}, BARCLAYS BANK, NEXT OF KIN, ATM PAYMENT, ZENITH BANK, FEDELITY BANK, THE FEDERAL MINISTRY OF EXTERNAL AFFAIRS, DUE PROCESS PAYMENT MONITORING UNIT, DIPLOMATIC COURIERS, REGENT BANK, CHASE MAHANTTAN BANK,STANDARD TRUST BANK, NATIONAL DRUG LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY, REVEREND GENTLE MEN, SELF PRINCE, FAKE BANKS OFFICIALS, PRESIDENCY, ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIME OFFICIALS { EFCC ] ETC AND OTHER SYNDICATES OPERATIVES IN OTHER PARTS OF THE WORLD AND CREMINAL LAWYERS IN NIGERIA.
I AM ADVISING YOU TO PLEASE DESIST FROM COMMUNICATING TO SUCH
CRIMINALS OPERATING IN NIGERIA AND THEIR INTERNATIONAL SYNDICATES AROUND THE WORLD.
PLEASE DESIST FROM DEALING WITH YOUR SO-CALLED AGENTS OF YOURS IN
NIGERIA BECAUSE THESE AGENTS OF YOURS ARE BORN ******* CRIMINALS WHO WORKS HAND IN HAND WITH THESE ABOVE MENTIONED IMPERSONATORS AND IMPOSTORS IN NIGERIA AND OTHER PARTS OF THE WORLD.
YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO GIVE ANY MONEY TO ANYBODY IN NIGERIA OR IN
OTHER PARTS OF THE WORLD.
FURTHERMORE, YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO REWARD ANYBODY WITH GIFTS ITEMS OF ANY KIND WHATSOEVER BEFORE YOUR FUND PAYMENT WILL BE PAID TO YOU IN NIGERIA.
IT IS THE DUTY OF NIGERIA GOVERNMENT TO PAY YOU BECAUSE EVERY
DOCUMENTS OF YOUR FUND PAYMENT BEARS YOUR NAME IN NIGERIA.
WITH ALL RESPECTS, I AM ONLY FEELING FOR YOU AS A CHRISTIAN
CONCERNED CITIZEN IN NIGERIA AND NOTHING ELSE.
THERE IS A CODED COURT IN NIGERIA THAT WILL HELP YOU SECURE YOUR FUND PAYMENT HERE IN NIGERIA WITHOUT CHARGING YOU .
THIS COURT IN NIGERIA IS CALLED THE AMNESTY COURT
AMNESTY COURT IS LIKE ANNESTY INTERNATIONAL AND IS READY TO HELP
YOU FREE OF CHARGE WITHOUT ASKING YOU TO PAY ANY MONEY UPFRONT.
SINCE YOU ARE A VICTIM OF FRAUD IN THE HANDS OF THESE GOD FORSAKING
CRIMINALS AND THEIR SO-CALLED AGENTS, AMNESTY CODED COURT CAN PAY YOU ONLY PAY $7M FROM YOUR TOTAL FUND PAYMENT.
FOR YOUR INFORMATION, NIGERIA HAS 67 BILLION DOLLARS IN ITS EXTERNAL
RESERVES AND READY TO PAY BENEFICIARY LIKE YOU.
FOR THE FACT I DONT WORK IN ANY GOVERNMENT ESTABLISHMENT,
PLEASE DONT OVER LOOK MY ADVISE AND MORESO I HAVE NEVER MET YOU BEFORE.
AS A CHRISTIAN DEACONESS AND A CONCERNED CHRISTIAN CITIZEN, PLEASE DONT TAKE MY ADVISE FOR GRANTED.
AWAITS YOUR URGENT REPLY IMMEDIATELY
YOU ARE RICHLY BLESSED.
DEACONESS FELICIA WALKER

GRUNT 16V
18-02-10, 03:03 PM
Wtf!!!!!!!

General Baxter
18-02-10, 03:10 PM
i have no idea, i cant even e-mail them back to take the piss, as i have no idea what it says lol

mowgli
18-02-10, 03:11 PM
God Bless Our Souls....

Jack
18-02-10, 03:50 PM
http://www.yarnivore.com/francis/archives/images/419-sign.jpg

mr5050
18-02-10, 05:45 PM
by the sounds of things they want to give you £7million, all you need to do is give them your bank account details and your a rich man. Its got to be true because they are christianslol

Spudly
18-02-10, 06:10 PM
Cant be arsed to read all of it, give em your details baxter.


What could possibly go wrong..............



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lol

General Lee
18-02-10, 06:17 PM
Next of Kin? How randomly placed is that.

novaguy08
18-02-10, 08:30 PM
Erm, thats just telling you that people outside nigeria have been scamming you, and there are courts and a fat wedge of cash sitting there to pay you back!

However there is a lot of waffle in there. mostly grade A BS too.

However agree with this though:


THESE AGENTS OF YOURS ARE BORN ******* CRIMINALS WHO WORKS HAND IN HAND WITH THESE ABOVE MENTIONED IMPERSONATORS AND IMPOSTORS IN NIGERIA AND OTHER PARTS OF THE WORLD.

AlexW
18-02-10, 09:12 PM
So you read your emails now? I remember seeing a screen shot with about a million un-read emails.

nova danny1
19-02-10, 01:55 AM
think you now need one of these for the novalol

http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/rr63/novadanny1/religiousfish.jpg

jimbob-mcgrew
19-02-10, 06:27 AM
i have no idea, i cant even e-mail them back to take the piss, as i have no idea what it says lol

^ lol