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jkhilton
09-04-03, 03:08 PM
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated
next to an
absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he
notices she is
reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it
and she
replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual
statistics.
It
identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis
and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way,
my name is Jill.
What's
yours?"

He coolly replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."

Nova-Boy
09-04-03, 03:28 PM
That wasn't very funny really.

Expessialy if you didn't know tonto was indian and kawalski was polish!

jkhilton
09-04-03, 03:30 PM
there you go then, now you have told everyone that "tonto" is indian and the other is polish, everyone will understand it and find it immensely funny!!! :) erm.......... maybe......... lmao

wisewood
09-04-03, 03:33 PM
PMSL!!!

wisewood
09-04-03, 03:34 PM
That wasn't very funny really.

Expessialy if you didn't know tonto was indian and kawalski was polish!

you miserable fcuker!!!
it doesnt take much to figure it out though does it. :lol:

linzTDI
09-04-03, 04:10 PM
i didnt find it funny that time but the first time i heard that i pmsl lol

Nova-Boy
09-04-03, 04:17 PM
Well comming from a man in a wedding dress you never know!! :lol:

wisewood
09-04-03, 04:43 PM
you have a problem with cross dressers?? :lol:

Nova-Boy
09-04-03, 08:02 PM
I do find it kinda funny now in the comfort of my home not stressed out board out of my brain at work! More of a shake your head and sigh funny than a hahaha funny.

Chris LR
09-04-03, 09:40 PM
I found it funny......

jatinder
10-04-03, 12:02 AM
i was splitting my sides

Not

saying that i tell really crap jokes too

Chris LR
10-04-03, 03:30 PM
Chicken and an Egg sitting on a bed, the Chicken has an Fag in her mouth, she turns to the Egg an says....





Well now we know who came first...


As Bad as that....?

Nova-Boy
10-04-03, 03:32 PM
Very funny. So who came first then??? ..... Only Joking :lol:

novamark
10-04-03, 03:43 PM
lol, jokes r funny sometimes coz theyre so lame. lol.

Nova-Boy
10-04-03, 04:11 PM
Sometimes they are that not funny its a JOKE :lol:

novamark
10-04-03, 04:14 PM
ok, whatever floats ur boat mate. :o lol.

ydg27
10-04-03, 10:34 PM
PMSL????
what does that mean and the joke is pretty good