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t45_ste
11-02-10, 10:04 PM
Anybody read this guys sleep talking quotes before lol

I thought i was bad.

http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/
JShannon
11-02-10, 10:17 PM
Quality!!

Joe
novaguy08
11-02-10, 10:26 PM
lol

that man comes out with some REALLY odd ****.
Mike
11-02-10, 10:46 PM
LMFAO!!!

"No puppy! Bad puppy! Make you into puppy slippers."

"You know, it's a human race. And you lost."

"You're more attractive than a seeping anal gash. But only just."
novaguy08
11-02-10, 10:50 PM
Sorry I just noticed that the swear filter hasn't picked up a couple of words, so i removed the post.
Bubba
11-02-10, 10:50 PM
lmfao epic find
novaload1992
11-02-10, 10:53 PM
lol brilliant
Jack
11-02-10, 10:55 PM
"You can't be a pirate if you haven't got a beard. Mmmmmy boat, mmmmy rules."
Mike
11-02-10, 10:56 PM
"I made this picture using pasta... fcúk you, it IS artistic!"
Bubba
11-02-10, 10:59 PM
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-****e than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you."
t45_ste
11-02-10, 10:59 PM
Does anybody else suffer from this?

Ive woke my girlfriend telling her not to move, you will squash the duck.

Also crawled to the bottom of the bed, pulled the laptop out and said "what have you done with my chicken nuggets?"
Mike
11-02-10, 11:01 PM
^ lol lol thats ace!

Thankfully i dont! Altho i did once punch an ex in face an pop her nose in my sleep :(
t45_ste
11-02-10, 11:03 PM
^ lol lol thats ace!

Thankfully i dont! Altho i did once punch an ex in face an pop her nose in my sleep :(

Oh yeeea in your sleep ;)

lol
Mazz
12-02-10, 10:54 AM
That site is ace! Pissing me self!! lol
Southie
12-02-10, 11:33 AM
Some of my favourites lol

"Imagine waking up next to you every day... One chunder-bucket moment after another."

"So many little people. Pet them on the head. pet pet pet pet pet...."


"I do like your eyes. Mmmm-hmmm. Shoved up your fcuking ass so I can see the sh1t you create. Bye-bye!"
novaguy08
13-02-10, 11:32 AM
Does anybody else suffer from this?

Ive woke my girlfriend telling her not to move, you will squash the duck.

Also crawled to the bottom of the bed, pulled the laptop out and said "what have you done with my chicken nuggets?"

Once had a full blown convo with my ex whilst she was asleep, she was busy enjoying a macdonalds and complaining that her fries were cold, till I said that i'd microwave them!!:thumb:
Bubba
13-02-10, 11:33 AM
ive woke my x up before pushing her out the bed saying "i gotta push the plants deeper into the pot"
16v Nova Kev
13-02-10, 11:45 AM
siht i thought it was just me that did this. last time i was feeling my misses tits in bed whilst asleep and called her joanne her name is laura lol lol lol
kelbelle
13-02-10, 12:53 PM
I will wake Martin up at night sometimes because he is snoring. He will have a fully lucid convo with me and not remember a word of it the next morning lol
Rich
13-02-10, 03:12 PM
"Bring it on, King Kong. I'll kick your monkey ass right back to the jungle."

"Oh, the penguins deserve better. Spread the love... Beaky ****s."

"Babies don't bounce. They don't bounce! Shame. It'd be much more fun if they bounce."

"I think you should sit down. Surely your ankles can't take the weight."


Brilliant! lol
novaguy08
13-02-10, 03:34 PM
siht i thought it was just me that did this. last time i was feeling my misses tits in bed whilst asleep and called her joanne her name is laura lol lol lol

oh dear!!

bet she was impressed with that!
wilson_sri
13-02-10, 03:44 PM
lol brilliant
muzzy
13-02-10, 08:10 PM
"Too many legs! Far too many legs. Can't play football. Trip myself up."


lol