crap joke

[Dave]

a real crap joke but i'm in one of them stupid moods that just made me laugh at it:

man is walking through a red light district when a hooker in a tight leather skirt came up to him an said ' i'll do anything you like for ?75'
bloke pondered this an replied 'would you paint me house?'

[Chris LR]

That not even remotely funny......

[Dave]

i know but i just feel in a nstupid mood an it made me laugh
what can i say

[Dave]

johnny went to night school to develop his spelling,reading an writing. the teacher said to johnny 'johnny spell paint'
johnny said 'what colour'

[Chris LR]

huh?

[privatepie]

there not crap quality jokes

[Tilly]

:splat:

[wisewood]

no they are crap jokes.

[Chris LR]

My contribution to Crap Jokes......

Why couldn't the Sailors play cards?
Becasue the Captain was standing on the Deck.......

Why do people in Moscow walk quickly?
Becasue they're 'Rushian'........

[jatinder]

yep there the kind of jokes i tell and everyone ignores me! :oops:

[ydg27]

why did the koala fall out of the tree?
IT WAS DEAD!

Why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree?
It was stapled to the first koala

why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree?
it had a grand piano tied to its leg

why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree?
it got hit by a piano stool

why did the elephant die?
it was hit by 4 koalas and a grand piano! :lol: :lol:


and the best of all

Whats brown and sticky?

a STICK!

[Dave]

i did warn you in the title they were bad!

[fearless]

Hooker can paint my house for 75 quid !!

[Neil.]

wats black and white and red all over - newspaper
wats black and white and red all over - pingune in a blender
what do u get if u cross a kangaroo with a sheep - a wooly jumper

[Nova-Boy]

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?

A 30ft Bog brush

[privatepie]

That not even remotely funny......

thats well funny

[Nova-Boy]

Do you think she would re-spray my car for ?75??

[novamark]

it depends what mood ur in, if ur in a stupid mood or drunk or sumthing, they will be funny. whereas if ur in a bad mood they will be crap. spose it depends if u find jokes funny anyway and what sorta jokes u find funny.