Night out in Newcastle

[lewisvalver]

going down for a night out in Newcastle tomorrow for my mates birthday.Ive never been but im sure alot of people on here will have??Is it a good night out and what will be the clubs to look out for and the ones to avoid;)

Cheers,Lewis

[novacabrio]

Avoid the big market, stick to the quay side, off shore, etc and you cant go wrong

[lewisvalver]

nice one mate cheers:thumb:

[Rysee]

I wasn't a fan... yeah the girls are amazing both students and locals but it really wasn't my thing. I saw a bloke punch a women in the face and get mauled by coppers and loads of other fighting.

Managed to spent £200+ over the weekend and didn't really enjoy any of it...





...Everyone I talk to about it loved it though

[lewisvalver]

theres always people fighting every time im out up here so im kinda used to seeing that sort of thing lol ive heard theres meant to be plenty tidy burds anyway so im looking forward to it,train leaves dundee at 9.05 tomorrow morning,i have a case of tennents lager for the train journey:cool:

[L14MNP]

lol @ lasses. Guess you never went to the bigg market then Rysse!

lewis I agree, Quayside is where you want to be, The Gate's ok too. Depends what you're after.

All you ever need to know about 'the toon' LOL (http://www.authorstream.com/presentation/hiltron-62352-sweden-vs-england-entertainment-ppt-powerpoint/)

[Rysee]

lol @ lasses. Guess you never went to the bigg market then Rysse!

lewis I agree, Quayside is where you want to be, The Gate's ok too. Depends what you're after.

All you ever need to know about 'the toon' LOL (http://www.authorstream.com/presentation/hiltron-62352-sweden-vs-england-entertainment-ppt-powerpoint/)


No I don't think we did,

Mood
Liquid
Players???

erm can't remember the rest, plenty of bars

Shearer's bar I liked

[Lee]

Geordy birds are mental, and everso everso clingy. If you manage to get your end away DO NOT give them your number lol

[Rysee]

Geordy birds are mental, and everso everso clingy. If you manage to get your end away DO NOT give them your number lol


My mates in the RAf and was stationed not far from Newcastle, he met up with a bird, went out and when they got back to hers he slept with her... while she was sleeping he took her simcard and reversed her dads 911 off the drive... stalled it... and drove his car back to camp wasted haha


We all take the Mick saying he has a Geordie baby

[lewisvalver]

cheers mate,im sure we will make the most of it and have a blast:)

[L14MNP]

They're OK till they open their mouth lol. HORRIBLE accent (all NE is IMO) Same as scouse birds!

You see my link? That's what's in store for you if you go down the wrong streets. lol

[lewisvalver]

Geordy birds are mental, and everso everso clingy. If you manage to get your end away DO NOT give them your number lol


ill take your word on thatlol

[lewisvalver]

They're OK till they open their mouth lol. HORRIBLE accent (all NE is IMO) Same as scouse birds!

You see my link? That's what's in store for you if you go down the wrong streets. lol


lollol yeh i seen your link!!now i just want to go to sweden:p and i really hope i dont stumble upon that place in newcastle....lol at some of the pics tho,have some rep:)

[Lee]

ill take your word on thatlol

I do speak from experience, and not just me either. I couldn't get rid of this girl who was convinced we should move in together after ONE night. She was actually more mental the more sober she was lol I was 19 at the time and trying to get in the knickers of someone back home, and the phone literally wouldnt stop for weeks with seriously fleshy pictures which she eventually saw and thought I was a playa yo! lol

Another mate of mine did the dirty on his mrs with a geordy bird. She knew the score, but still suddenly appeared on his doorstep one morning announcing she was moving down south to be 'near to him' (to this day i taunt him for giving her his address lol). He also didn't have a car at the time and she offered to buy him one so he could go and see her!

Flippin bonkers, the lot of em!

[Lee]

yeh i seen your link!!now i just want to go to sweden

Sweden is incredible. You see an average looking person, and they stick out like a sore thumb. Beautiful people everywhere.

Me and my collegues looked like thumbs that had been mashed with a meat slicer lol

[lewisvalver]

lol at your stories,i knew geordie burds were mental but i didnt know they could be that mental!! im excited now tho,i have a mate called dougie,he shags absolutely anything that comes his way and now i just know that hes gonna get in some serious sh!t lol im sure there will be plenty stories so i will share them on this thread if any are funny enough

[Ben]

lmfao @ giving a bird his name and address thats awesome...

Safe sex FTW fake name and number!

[Lee]

i have a mate called dougie,he shags absolutely anything that comes his way and now i just know that hes gonna get in some serious sh!t

He will either be married, be a dad, murdered, or all 3 by monday morning lol

[Rysee]

lmfao @ giving a bird his name and address thats awesome...

Safe sex FTW fake name and number!

Hahahaha

[lewisvalver]

lmfao hes already a dad,he has a little boy and a little girl to different girls,hes only 20 aswell....fake name sorted:)i always tell people im called bobby bouchey(from the waterboy);) :thumb: