stupid T**T on ebay

[ksw46]

i just found this advert on ebat the car is a total disator covered in fiberglass.

this is the chaps advert, it really annoyed me for some reason. dont know why????????????

Vauxhall Nova
Gsi
Red
looking for a new home for my gsi, i have had it for ten years it goes well, here ar the good points:-
new wheels, new tyres,
kingdom kit,
new exoughst,
new petrol tank,
new seats,
new brakes 20 L calibrade, new discs, new pads,
lowered with 60 mm, new springs, new shocks
recondistion engine bay,
all four arches done , when i mean new they have never been used
plus more,

bad points,
the car need's the front bumper put on , and side skerts,
the paint job needs touching up,the brakes need bleading.
This car would make a good rally car or track car the car is solid all round, the car has past its M.O.T but has run out, so it should go through it again, all the drive train is new. GOOD LUCK BIDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for any info pleas ring 07737,179,909

[Connor]

How much?? lol
link?

[ianglanister]

thats comical, im now loading ebay to find...

[ianglanister]

Link
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-VAUXHALL-NOVA-GSI-GREY_W0QQitemZ180464181596QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutom obiles_UK?hash=item2a0480e15c

[ianglanister]

WHAT is going on with that front bumper???

[Connor]

item title says nova gsi grey :tard:
he wanting stupid moneys for it
600 reserve not met :wall:
No MOT lol

[ksw46]

the car has past its M.O.T but has run out = NO MOT



new springs, new shocks
recondistion engine bay,
all four arches done , when i mean new they have never been used because i thought to be new it had to do a thousand miles lol

[Mattman]

OMG!!!! niiiiice spoiler

[ksw46]

i can only get one of the pics cos i have had to hack works internet as ebay is banned

[Mattman]

http://i.ebayimg.com/18/!Bk9vE9w!2k~$(KGrHqYOKiwEtlsD2h2cBLZug,D)V!~~_35.J PG

http://i.ebayimg.com/18/!Bk9vOlg!Wk~$(KGrHqEOKjUEtkZv8k1ZBLZuhD1ftg~~_35.J PG

http://i.ebayimg.com/20/!Bk9vbUwB2k~$(KGrHqIOKjoEtkgF1CNBBLZuh700Ow~~_35.J PG

[Pete]

Lmfaooo, thats a mahusiveeee spoiler
cant beat the aerodynamics on that beast lol

[GRUNT 16V]

I also read this yesterday and thought the bloke sounded a right tw@

[ianglanister]

in all fairness remove the daft spoiler and front bumper and its not a bad car. if it wasnt sooo expensive i may of thought about it change front bumper and spoiler and then sell it on. but actually do a decent advert ha ha

[Jon_nova1]

It was probably good back in the day, its the description thats laughable lol

[mowgli]

I saw this & thought remote control

http://i.ebayimg.com/19/!Bk9u8Sw!2k~$(KGrHqYOKi4Etl6BYIsMBLZufz1!0w~~_35.J PG

[Gibbo]

would look ok with out the spoiler and front bumper

[Jack]

Can someone explain to me what an "exoughst" and "calibrade" are? :(

[ianglanister]

Can someone explain to me what an "exoughst" and "calibrade" are? :(



can only guess 'exoughst' is supposed to say exhaust and as for 'calibrade' your guess is as good as mine ha ha shall we all message him and ask him?:confused: ?;)

[mowgli]

Can someone explain to me what an "exoughst" and "calibrade" are? :(

i think its born again christian speak....

they spell fish as 'ghoti' then get all smug & religious about it....

[Hobbit]

Can someone explain to me what an "exoughst" and "calibrade" are? :(

Exhaust and Calipers... dur lol

[phazer]

I know there were some iffy tolerances at the Spanish factory but just look how far out the passenger rear wheel sits out compared with the driver side :wtf:

[Mazz]

1991 VAUXHALL NOVA GSI GREY


Fail!

[mikec123]

Poor car, no wonder there aren't many standard gsi's left when numptys do that to them:cry:

[novaguy08]

what a turnip.... has anyone else noticed that there is no fuel filler cap on there?????

thats an MOT fail, No front bumper, MOT fail, Needs the "Calibrade" brakes bleeding, MOT fail, no rear numberplate light, MOT fail,

and as eBay take the title details from DVLA it says grey, whilst its red, something tells me its either had a colour change, or its not the car to go with the reg number!!

Ahem

FAIL

[bazil]

http://i790.photobucket.com/albums/yy181/Bazil_2468/Picture124.jpg

[Dirtydog1]

wow twenty litre front brakes ofd a calibrade.does this mean they hold 20l of brake fluid lol