Urban Dictionary - Definition Of Nova!

[Rich Dale]

Just look at what some under-educated half wit has put on urban dictionary!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nova

That got me soooo mad!

[Bubba]

Nova
A really hot girl. Someone who makes you "explode" inside when you see her.

i hate it when that happens

[Jack]

9 pages of definitions and all I see is yak about North Virginia and americans who think the only vehicle named "nova" is a Chevy. Cba to look at the other 6 pages but I guess there's a few entries that correctly identify a small European hatchback and stereotype the burberry clad youths that traditionally drive them? lol

[Rich Dale]

For those that don't want to brouse through the 9 pages of other crap, here are the definitions directed at our beloved Nova, obviously posted by idiots!

1. Vauxhall Nova (or Opel Corsa on the continent) - Early 90's budget car normally adorned with £23,000 worth of ill fitting bodykit and ).
Preferred 13th hand motor of the chav.
Spanish "este coche no va" (This car doesnt go)

20. s**t car"My nova's got a phat sub and amplifier", "So what engine has it got" <<long pause>> "...998cc"

25. s**tty little vauxhaul car driven by a pikey. a nova can usually be purchased for about £150, but in order to be fully functional it needs to be filled with £8,000 worth of stolen stereo equipment (it's a well known fact that the engine in an average 1989 nova is not powerful enough to propel the vehicle up a small incline, and therefore the movement generated by some 'pumpin happy hardcore bass' is required to complete most journeys).

most novas are driven repeatedly around the ring roads of deadbeat english towns like mansfield and aldershot. presumably this is because the steering columns are all bollocksed so they can only turn in one direction.

the classic nova is now an endangered species due to the proliferation of the lesser-rusted saxo in many towns.kevin's got a new nova, it's well bazzed up. ee's bringin' it raahnd t'circuit on sundeh

33. Small scuttery little Vauxhall car from 1983-93. Was probably quite good at the time, but nowadays most Novas have been modded to the hilt with a colossal sound system, stupid fins, and stupid chavvy drivers. Choice car of townies. Almost always seen in white.

Replaced in 1993 by the Corsa. This is partly because "Nova" is Spanish for "it doesn't go", which is apt to many badly modded Novas.Wouldn't it be amusing to have an interesting and ironic Nova Race round the streets of Wycombe? No modifications allowed, booming sound systems compulsory.

38. A butt-ugly, under-powered Vauxhall hatchback (originally designed for housewives to get the weekly shopping in). Now 'modded' and driven by spotty oiks in baseball caps. Can usually be found in the car park of Halfords or McDonalds. A car that a chav of ned aspires toYeah man that Nova is pure bling...ya' know what I mean?

42. a crappy piece of scrap metal dat the owner hasnt got round to scrapping yet, instead, they insist on trying to do it up in a sporty sort of way.you nova boy!

in other words, you looser!

47. this is da kinda car driven by stoopid lil' boy racer chavs dat dont have enough intelligence to stay at skool in order to get a job and buy a decent car!!!
it is also da kind of car i'm being given but im gonna grunge it up and play heavy metal musik out of it just to piss off sum f**kin chavs!!!!!!!!does it really need one???

48. Skanky automobile driven by boyracer/chav scum. Usually modified beyond recognition with a giant exhaust pipe or two to make the engine sound 'Prrropper phat man'.Delinquent 1 - 'Eeeya man ow phat is me wickedly buzzin nova?
Delinquent 2 - 'Itz well wicked now tek me to me communyti servis or im off to get me dad to stab ya cos e's well ard

52. (n.) A terrible vehicle made by Vauxhall (http://www.pngclub.com/define.php?term=Vauxhall). This square shaped miniture SRi (Short for some retarded idiot- meaning the driver) is owned by all sorts of lower class faggots, despite being designed as an economical shopping trolley for middle aged women. Capable of the magical 105mph, this lightweight crap is claimed to be easily tuned because of the simple engine. It is possible to extract a rather dismal 137mph with a turbocharger.Nova drivers only ever race other nova drivers. Fearing the mighty fiesta, another boy racer crap car, or the superior crap of ancient BMW 3.16, VW polo, Corsa, KA, saxo, clio, 206 etc.


All the above cars suck

61. Bucket made by Vauxhall mostly of rust.
the cheapest way to make you sound system mobile.
most commonly pushed uphill by steeks townies neds etc..awwwww m8 ur nova is da total beast mate,

check out da twin decks on dat bad boy

WHAT A BUNCH OF BLOODY IDIOTS!

You have to laugh at them for liking the Nova so much, that they've taken the time out of their sad pathetic little lives, to post something about the Nova!

[NOVA-KID-93]

most novas are driven repeatedly around the ring roads of deadbeat english towns like mansfield and aldershot. presumably this is because the steering columns are all bollocksed so they can only turn in one direction.

haha that made me laugh i live in Mansfield theres not that many chavvy novas round here apart from the max power haynes one lol

[Jack]

47. this is da kinda car driven by stoopid lil' boy racer chavs dat dont have enough intelligence to stay at skool in order to get a job and buy a decent car!!!
http://www.gothschlampen.com/~tk/633532184876668241-irony.jpg

[rwaggers]

number 47 was too chavy for school by the sounds of things, so maybe from what he is saying he needs to get a nova lol
INIT BRUV:d

[wwmnw]

I don't understand why people get all upset about it when people says its a charva car, it used to be and still will be for a long time branded the charva car, although, the Corsa B/Saxo/106 is the new charva car, the Nova was the ultimate charva car.

[rwaggers]

I don't understand why people get all upset about it when people says its a charva car, it used to be and still will be for a long time branded the charva car, although, the Corsa B/Saxo/106 is the new charva car, the Nova was the ultimate charva car.

i totally agree with you wwmnmnwww

OH AND DONT FORGET THE MK5 FIESTA! well my brothers anyway lol

[Hobbit]

Best bit about owning a nova imo, all the haters

[burgo]

Best bit about owning a nova imo, all the haters

such a rebel