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Bubba
04-02-10, 09:38 PM
Saw this on face book it made me laugh

all you do is put your first name in urbandictionary and copy n paste the first thing that comes up...


Daniel

This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.

Jack
04-02-10, 09:43 PM
LMFAO


1. To steal, or take from an unsuspecting person or store.
Yo nigga! Yo **** got jacked!

2. Term used in Chicago to address a individual, stranger or acquintance. Also can replace jack or charlie in Chicago. Usually used at the end of a sentence.
"I need to go to the store jack", " Im not dealing with ol' girl no more jack"

3. Highly Attractive and Sexually Intriguin Individual. An "Ultimate Sex God"
Oh my ****ing God. I would tap a Jack.
UrbanDic is whack though. People just go on and add in crap about how their name is a "sex god" etc.

before you ask, no I didn't. Someone else clearly did though lol

Bubba
04-02-10, 09:45 PM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=binrat

a personal favorite...mainly because im the author