I am eating

[L14MNP]

square sausage in a sandwich.

This confuses and concerns me. Although it has many advantages of the cylindrical sausage I have come to know and love [insert gay joke here]
it is still not right.

'They' have been interfering with nature and genetically engineering this product.

Leave it how it comes from the sausage tree please. :mad:

Now I am forced to rethink everything I have ever learned/been shown or come to know. :(

[16v Nova Kev]

square is easier to cook tho

[brainsnova]

but less healthy.

[mowgli]

it is actually just sausage meat, so you can relax, safe in the knowledge that the global equilibrium is still intact

[Mattman]

square sausage is awesome and is a regular part of everyone's diet in Glasgow...................lol

[mowgli]

it does however bugger up the joke...

'mum how longs dinner going to be???'

'5 inches, its sausages'

[Mike]

OMFG ive never seen a sqaure Pig!!!!

[L14MNP]

It is I agree. It is also easier to turn into a sandwich.

Plus it was much tastier than the last 'normal' sausage I has [opportunity for further gay jokes here]

I bucked the straight banana and square water melon trend, this one may have got me though.

It's like being on an alien planet. lol

[Jack]

But hot dog buns aren't square

[L14MNP]

Bread. :)

[Southie]

Fancy a bit of melon as well lol

http://media.nowpublic.net/images/8b/6/8b61809e077af2cbe30113415c1b8b6c.jpg

[L14MNP]

Not for me thanks. lol I already said I don't like square melons. Be they edible of the other kind. lol

[mowgli]

wendy burgers in the states are square........

british burgers are round, but cheeses are square ??????

sliced bread is square, but toast is in rounds......help!!!! my brain is hurting

[Southie]

wendy burgers in the states are square........

british burgers are round, but cheeses are square ??????

sliced bread is square, but toast is in rounds......help!!!! my brain is hurting

Toast some of this and you'll be fine lol
http://admin.warburtons.co.uk/image/product/42/image.jpg

[Sloth]

win/\

[mowgli]

MILK ROLL, the bread you can eat without chewing.......yum