Chilli Willy!!!

[NovaLad]

It's not about,

Cutting up fresh Chillies + Going to the toilet for a piss WITHOUT washing hands 1st = Burning Sensation!!!

That will be all.

Ouch!

:(

[L14MNP]

I thought you would sit down to p!ss. lol

[NovaLad]

lolll... Thought id try something new.

[Stuart]

rub your eyes

[Ernie]

im having the same sort of chat with my other half.im on some tablets at the mo as been bitten on my arm by a dog and its made my wee smell of sugar puffs lol

[L14MNP]

rub your eyes
He's already rubbed one. lol

[nova-taken]

sugar puff pee FTW lol

[NovaLad]

im having the same sort of chat with my other half.im on some tablets at the mo as been bitten on my arm by a dog and its made my wee smell of sugar puffs lol

Wanna swap lol!!! please!!!!!

[Austin.J]

I feel your pain, I had a curry with some chillies (very drunk) that led me to be on the toilet for a week, the fumes off it burnt my end...

Dip it in some milk? lol

[Lee]

Its probably Herpes.

[Jon_nova1]

sugar puff smell is usually dehydration

[Spudly]

Thats nowt, me and a mate worked in a takeaway years ago, and he had been making spicy pepperoni pizzas all night nearly, and one lad wanted one with extra chilli and jalapenos, so we made him an epic hot pizza and went away hot and bothered but fed lol


Mate didnt wash his hands properly afterwards, he realised this when he was exploring the inside of his mrs underware, slid in a finger and got slapped across the face and she ran off to splash herself with cold water from the bathroom sink, was very itchy/burny inside apparently lol

[mowgli]

http://a6.vox.com/6a00c22523b6f28e1d00d4141f2d4e3c7f-200pi

[Jack]

Wanna swap lol!!! please!!!!!
Talk to limp, he is the man for swaps

[L14MNP]

Talk to limp, he is the man for swaps
Corsa anyone?

[sparkie1401]

Unlucky

i dont envy your itchy scrotch lol

[Smurf-Xx]

http://www.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=351166&stc=1&d=1208650257

[NovaLad]

GF's inherited a chilli chuff! lol...
I'll say no more.

[dontliftdrift]

Its probably Herpes.

lollol

[jimbob-mcgrew]

i once rubbed my eyes whilst stood at the chopping board disecting a bunch of chilli's. damn that wasnt cool, i couldnt open my eyes for a good 5 mins, and looking in the mirror some time afterwards, ive never seen them so bloodshot.

[novaguy08]

lol @ chilli mishaps.

however best thing you can do is dip/cover/splash chilli burns with milk..... or chew a dorset naga chilli....... that'll take your mind off it.

[mayhem]

just be glad the misses didnt eat one just before giving head.

[wwmnw]

just be glad the misses didnt eat one just before giving head.

lollollollol

[mayhem]

you know it's true... i once had a girl who took an extra extra strong chewing gum 2 minutes before sucking it.... that isnt nice.

[novaload1992]

lollollol