Wisewoods new lass

[Alex]

met up with Wisewood last night and he brought his new lass. Nice girl she is, and they seem to get on like a house on fire. Here is a quick pic of her
http://www.novaload.net/forums/album_thumbnail.php?id=614

[wisewood]

lmfao - alex... urrrrmmm...




thats not her... thats YOUR MUM!!!
but i've had a pop at her too...

[Alex]

i was gonna say, same thing isn't it?

[novamark]

what the fcuk is that?? lmfao :lol:

[wisewood]

hey thats alex's mum / my girlfriend you're talking about :evil:

[Alex]

we will set her loose on you :o

[Tilly]

mooooooooooooooose

[Cara]

im well jealous i wanna look like her :o :roll:

[Tilly]

she looks better than some playboy bunnies ive seen :lol:

[kevw]

looks nice.

mooose mooosee mooooooooose (priv joke :lol: )

[Alex]

Its moooo Kev, not moooose :lol:

and denfinately not whatever Wisewood said it was, can't remember now

[Alex]

was it Gnaarr?

[wisewood]

looks nice.

mooose mooosee mooooooooose (priv joke :lol: )
dum b cha dum c cha dum b cha :lol: lmfao.



and alex... its GNUUAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[kevw]

no its barppppppp

[Alex]

thats it, but it is still wrong :D

[wisewood]

shut up you goon :lol:


SB SB SB :lol: (priv joke :D)

[kevw]

HB *cough*

[wisewood]

yeah well at least i know what colours clash and which ones dont :lol:

[kevw]

http://thumb-1a.image.altavista.com/image/72040783http://thumb-3a.image.altavista.com/image/178004666

none of you will know what this means, lmfao

[wisewood]

ROFLMFAO


i would do a picture one for you but its a bit graphic for public viewing really and searching for the first one i could lose my job :lol:

[kevw]

yea i wudnt bother lol

[wisewood]

probably for the best if i dont.

[Ben (lurk75)]

Now this is a very odd conversation!

[Alex]

for 2 very odd people

[wisewood]

nothing odd about me... its you and kev :lol:

[Alex]

im not the one who thinks a moose goes GNNNNUUUUAAAAA

[linzTDI]

What is it with people calling others horseblowers today?

[wisewood]

lol - its what kev calls me linz...

and i call him SB - he knows what it means and that he is one :D

[Alex]

ah isn't that nice. you have pet names for each other :lol:

[wisewood]

yeah but theyre not really very pleasant are they :lol:

[kevw]

why not?

thers a story behind it :lol: :lol:

[wisewood]

well yeah thats true - there is a story behind both of them... will get them wondering if i was to tell them waht SB was tho kev :lol:

[kevw]

there is a story behind both of them...
there is?

thers a story behind yours, but i dont wanna know wot ur gonna come up with for the story for mine lol

[wisewood]

lmfao

[Tilly]

she still a pig

[wisewood]

lmfao





Alex - you do know that if i did have a new lass and she read this she would want you dead dont you :lol:

[Alex]

yeah but she would be 200 miles away and wouldn't have a clue where i lived

[wisewood]

lmfao - thats true.


then again... i could always find out and tell her :lol:

[Alex]

Im sure she would want to come 200 miles just to give me a slap. :lol:

[wisewood]

she might not just slap you... :lol:






what the hell am i talking about??
we are argueing about a woman who doesnt even exist!!! :lol:

[Alex]

or who never will!!!!
:lol:

(only joking mate)

[wisewood]

alex did you develop a testosterone gland since last time i saw you? thats big talk for such a small man :lol:

[Alex]

why are you gonna drive 200 miles to give me a slap? Come get some monkey boy :lol:

[wisewood]

RIGHT THATS IT BITCH!!!


**Electoral Roll - searches for alex - finds him - prints directions**

I'LL BE THERE LATER!!! :D phone some mates to help tend your wounds afterwards :lol:

[Alex]

LMFAO. knowing you, you probably will be here later. :lol:

[wisewood]

i just said i would be didnt i...




:D get your drinking hat on - 24 tubes in the boot :D

[Alex]

if your coming, bring the pc parts and the 6x9s (which i haven't sent you he cheque for yet) :lol:

[wisewood]

yeah i did notice you hadnt sent that cheque mate - figured you found someone else to supply all that stuff for the same price :lol: (not likely)

[Alex]

just being lazy mate. i will send it eventually

[wisewood]

i might have to be that lazy about posting them back again :lol:

[Alex]

talking about lazy that FCUK! member said he has now pisted my amp, but that was on monday - i still dont have it. :evil:

[wisewood]

yeah but mike posted my amp and it took about 8 days to get here for some reason...

[Alex]

yes but i was meant to have my amp 2 months ago :evil:

[wisewood]

true - and mike sent mine before i paid him :lol:

[Alex]

i dont even want it any more. i want more power :lol:

[jatinder]

wisewood were do you take ur new bird out too, there a nice field near mine, plenty of grass

:lol:

[novamark]

bet she's well good in bed eh wisewood?!

[wisewood]

well yeah... obviously.

[novamark]

lol, ur crazy! lol. :lol:

[wisewood]

you must be a new member or you would have known that a long time ago lmfao.

[novamark]

lol. its funny, the more of the conversations i read that u hav commented in, the more crazy u seem 2 be...... lol.

[linzTDI]

hes a bit silly

[wisewood]

funny that coz teh higher my post count gets teh more crazy i seem to become...

novaload has that effect on quite a few people though... just look at micky :lol: