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L14MNP
27-01-10, 01:49 PM
I read this (http://www.dailystar.co.uk/posts/view/118979/Hoaxers-put-fake-Johnny-Depp-death-on-the-internet/) in the paper yesterday.

How I laughed at the 'jammed the internet' part. The whole internets?! :eek:
Jack
27-01-10, 01:52 PM
but its on the interweb, it MUST be true!
L14MNP
27-01-10, 01:54 PM
I am banned from the full internet so I can't check. :(
Ben
27-01-10, 01:55 PM
I am banned from the full internet so I can't check. :(

you should be banned from any internet! lol
L14MNP
27-01-10, 01:59 PM
:( Ben

I have an internet on my phone so maybe I can look there.

I am reminded of the South Park episode where the internet went off and needed to be reset now. lol
blue_peg_16v
27-01-10, 02:11 PM
jack must of kicked the server
Jack
27-01-10, 02:21 PM
I kicked a server the other day and the internet fell off it. Made a hell of a mess all over the floor.
L14MNP
27-01-10, 02:23 PM
Sounds like my router issues the other week. I was surpirsed how many internets were in it, but I did have 5 tabs open. It filled a Weetabix box AND a Yorkshire tea box.
Jack
27-01-10, 02:29 PM
I hope you wore suitable protective clothing whilst cleaning up the internets. There's some pretty nasty stuff in there
L14MNP
27-01-10, 02:33 PM
There may be some nasty stuff in yours lol. Mine's clean as a whistle :)

The noise it made on the other hand... :O I just hope I find my sort code and account number soon, if they were sucked up the hoover, then emptied into the bin and then acquired by someone legally I am stuffed.

A new kind of idenity theft is on the horizon people.
brainsnova
27-01-10, 02:45 PM
more than likely a dog will bite open the rubbish bags and eat your cookies making the dog a millionaire.
Jack
27-01-10, 02:56 PM
I hear nigerians go through the internet after people have used it to look for bonk account details. Remember, always shred your internets after using them; I recommend a decent cross pattern shredder.
L14MNP
27-01-10, 02:58 PM
I burn mine after use but I heard that the ashes can be blown into space and acquired by NASA for the purposes of acquiring DNA to clone the human race.

Maybe a shredder would be safer.
draper
27-01-10, 03:01 PM
i like shreddies
dontliftdrift
27-01-10, 05:01 PM
i like shreddies

coco pops FTW
L14MNP
27-01-10, 10:46 PM
coco pops FTW
Speaking sense! You get an awesome drink too. :)
dontliftdrift
27-01-10, 10:47 PM
Speaking sense! You get an awesome drink too. :)

heat the milk up ftw
L14MNP
27-01-10, 10:57 PM
heat the milk up ftw
GTF you sick sick b4stard. What are you, 4?