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conad
22-01-10, 03:18 PM
i won a raffle in work over christmas, winning 2 tickets to man u/hull this weekend. now i am the least person in the world who would ever want to watch football, but being the good friend i am, im taking a mate who's fanatical on them. i couldnt sell the tickets 'cos my boss is going and they're 'sponsored tickets' so been told not to pass them on. anyone got any suggestion to kill 90 mins of boredom? lol
brownbear
22-01-10, 03:20 PM
iPhone porn grid and lots of toilet breaks.
brainsnova
22-01-10, 03:21 PM
pass yours onto another mate and save yourself the trip.
L14MNP
22-01-10, 03:22 PM
Man up and enjoy the beatiful game. lol

Are you/mate from Manchester?
Spudly
22-01-10, 03:23 PM
Get as pissed as you can and just laugh at all the silly little girlys running round the field lol
ksw46
22-01-10, 03:24 PM
i couldnt sell the tickets 'cos my boss is going and they're 'sponsored tickets' so been told not to pass them on

brainsnova = fail :p
brainsnova
22-01-10, 03:29 PM
brainsnova = fail :p

i never said sell them lol but in that case just lose your ticket :d
Southie
22-01-10, 03:32 PM
http://www.discjockeysunlimited.com/images/Party%20Props/BeachBallMulticolour2.jpg
L14MNP
22-01-10, 03:34 PM
lol the bin dippers don't like beach balls now. Guess the prawn sadwich brigade has nowt against them though!
conad
22-01-10, 03:39 PM
iPhone porn grid and lots of toilet breaks.

lmao off, will be funny when they all get up cheering and im the only 1 still sitting, playing on my mob



Man up and enjoy the beatiful game. lol

Are you/mate from Manchester?

wahts manly about watching a load of shaven legged pansies kick a peice of cow **** around? no, thankfully im welsh so love a proper game.... rugby



Get as pissed as you can and just laugh at all the silly little girlys running round the field lol


+rep [edit; it wont let me]
L14MNP
22-01-10, 03:42 PM
lol @ Man U tickets being the prize and not being from Manchester.
TBH mate if you got to Old Trafford you're right in what you say.

You need proper grass roots football to get you acustomed. Where the only shaving that goes on is their heads! lol
mowgli
22-01-10, 04:46 PM
turn up in one of these..... that should do the trick
http://www.uksoccershop.com/images/9213.jpg
blue_peg_16v
22-01-10, 05:00 PM
psp
Paul
22-01-10, 05:04 PM
chant Tevez' name repeatedly...
conad
22-01-10, 05:14 PM
chant Tevez' name repeatedly...

it sounds like a foreign 'lady product' lol
Rysee
22-01-10, 05:14 PM
Where are you sitting? Old Trafford is full of people that wouldn't even notice that was a City shirt... or care
mowgli
22-01-10, 05:15 PM
he is a foreign 'lady bit'
conad
22-01-10, 05:16 PM
Where are you sitting? Old Trafford is full of people that wouldn't even notice that was a City shirt... or care

block n2404???
Rysee
22-01-10, 05:20 PM
Sounds like the North stand 2nd tier don't worry about being bored watching the game
conad
22-01-10, 05:26 PM
the 'friendly' stand is it?
Rysee
22-01-10, 05:26 PM
It's very friendly, but erm high haha
Paul
22-01-10, 05:29 PM
just like a library, well it was last time i was there and the scum were winning 2-0
Spudly
22-01-10, 05:32 PM
Just stay up all night the night before, that way you will be so tired when you get there that you will simply fall asleep and sleep through it all lol
Rysee
22-01-10, 05:32 PM
just like a library, well it was last time i was there and the scum were winning 2-0

I go every now and then, everytime top of the Stretford end and it's never quiet
conad
22-01-10, 06:22 PM
just looked on net, you say its high, its only on 2nd tier, and 9th row! my mate thinks he's working now, so i might have to pull sum sort of scam with the boss and sell on the sneak.... at least it means i dont have to go.
Rysee
22-01-10, 07:06 PM
True 9th row wont be as high as 37th or something where i stand
sparkie1401
22-01-10, 07:16 PM
cheer like fcuk if Hull score and dance around like a pr4tt
dave.gsi
22-01-10, 08:15 PM
old trafford....i'd rather cut my own balls off thanks :thumb:

seen as though you have to go, and you don't like football, i'd suggest smuggling a load of liverpool memorabilia in a bag and randomly dropping it around the stadia. also, i would take great pleasure if you poo'd at every oppertunity..outside the ground, in the urinals, in your seat, pretty much anywhere will do ;)