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L14MNP
22-01-10, 11:41 AM
http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac157/itsallac0nspiracy/SP_A0709.jpg?t=1264160359
This is fresh, just seen it this morning. I'd say it looks like it's been hit by something much higher, hence the dirt/scuff on the quarter.

Annoying that it has cracked the paint! It must have happened in a car park, as that side is on the curb outside of the house. :roll:

Any theories?

brake-dust
22-01-10, 11:44 AM
`is that a volvo?

grooge
22-01-10, 11:44 AM
I'd say it looks like it's been hit by something


i think that might be what happened;)

Rysee
22-01-10, 11:48 AM
Something lighter then a Volvo? That isn't narrowing it down lol

Sure you didn't drift into something?

Jack
22-01-10, 11:50 AM
ALIENS!





http://famousbarrys.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/rimmer1.jpg




http://209.85.48.10/html/emoticons/ninja.gif

L14MNP
22-01-10, 11:52 AM
lol Dicks. If I had done it it would be a lot deeper! lol

Rysee, this one is only about 1000kg. Not bad for size of car IMO (and it being a Volvo)

brake-dust, I believe your question is answered.

grooge, lol cheers. I've never know that kind of damage to occur though, usually you get a huge dent for your troubles too.

grooge
22-01-10, 11:56 AM
probably a 4x4 scufffed it in a car park as it doesn't look to bad dent wise so probably hit it quite slow. its **** that the paints cracked though.

L14MNP
22-01-10, 11:57 AM
Quagaars!

Spudly
22-01-10, 11:58 AM
And they mustve looked something like a roast chicken.....................

dontliftdrift
22-01-10, 11:58 AM
its failing due to rust....

Rysee
22-01-10, 12:01 PM
its failing due to rust....

95% of the cars on here have some form of rust

L14MNP
22-01-10, 12:03 PM
its failing due to rust....
and to think I actually liked you :cry:

I'm only the second owner and she's clean as a whistle having spent the last 15 years garaged and unsused. Thank you. lol

Have a nice clean pic for your troubles. :p lol
http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac157/itsallac0nspiracy/Dusty%20Drifter/b4eefd5b-1.jpg?t=1264161765

grooge
22-01-10, 12:03 PM
I'd say thats probably being generous, its a nova forum after all

Spudly
22-01-10, 12:03 PM
95% of the cars on here are made from rust



Thats better lol

L14MNP
22-01-10, 12:04 PM
Donate now! Together we can stop the spread of ferrous aids! lol

I don't park close to any old Vaux or Ford, it's not worth the risk. lol

Jack
22-01-10, 12:06 PM
Limp, thats not your car, it doesn't have a big dent in the rear quarter

dontliftdrift
22-01-10, 12:06 PM
and to think I actually liked you :cry:

I'm only the second owner and she's clean as a whistle having spent the last 15 years garaged and unsused. Thank you. lol

Have a nice clean pic for your troubles. :p lol
http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac157/itsallac0nspiracy/Dusty%20Drifter/b4eefd5b-1.jpg?t=1264161765


sorry babe but we all know a respray covers whats underneathlol lol

Rysee
22-01-10, 12:07 PM
It's looking good, so lolvos are pretty corrosion resistant?


Spud my car has some metal... honest

L14MNP
22-01-10, 12:12 PM
sorry babe but we all know a respray covers whats underneathlol lol If it had been painted I'd agree. lol

Cheers Rysee these ones aren't 'proper' Volvos, they're built in Holland and are a stolen DAF design after Volvo bought them out...

So they're nowhere near as well built as 700's, 900's etc but if this is a 'crap' Volvo maybe some other companies could have taken heed of the anti corrosion policies. lol

dontliftdrift
22-01-10, 12:16 PM
im all out of ideas.....

Rysee
22-01-10, 12:23 PM
My mate has a Volvo fetish and we plan to spend the summer looking for his perfect ride

L14MNP
22-01-10, 12:28 PM
He'd get on well with my mate. He has x3 300's that are always getting Clio valver engine (well one is as he constantly rapes it and kills it) the others just sit there feeling sorry for themselves. We plan to drop his B230 turbo with 16v head into one, god knows when. Then add the fact he has an Amazon and a 740 as well as other marques. Nothing tops a Volvo in his eyes mind.

I just bought mine for a cheap laugh. I'd rather have a 240 tbh. lol
What's your mate after? 850R/V70 T5R's are cheap as these days! He should get one of those.

brainsnova
22-01-10, 12:29 PM
`is that a volvo?

nope its a Lolvo :cool:

wwmnw
22-01-10, 12:30 PM
Do Volvo's like to self harm?

brainsnova
22-01-10, 12:30 PM
maybe it was an old woman with an out of control trolley.

L14MNP
22-01-10, 12:32 PM
nope its a Lolvo :cool:

Hell yeah. :thumb:lol

I think the old woman was trollied. Maybe it was a Ford Transit. :wtf:lol

woomanawoo, some do. Mine take a lickin' n keeps on tickin' though!

Rysee
22-01-10, 12:35 PM
I just bought mine for a cheap laugh. I'd rather have a 240 tbh. lol
What's your mate after? 850R/V70 T5R's are cheap as these days! He should get one of those.


He just loves the 240s, he thinks they're pimp cars haha.

My uncle rolled a 850R in bright yellow on the m6 after a blowout not sure how many times but he would have been doing at least 70 and walked away without a scratch just a bit dizzy

brainsnova
22-01-10, 12:36 PM
either that or someone borrowed your keys when you were sleeping they done some drifting lol my van was home all night honest.

L14MNP
22-01-10, 12:45 PM
I'm no big Volvo fan at all, but can't be mad at the early round headlight 242's lol

Aye, those 850's are tough things. Seen the bumper reinforcer? Looks like a piece of armco!

Don't think anyone borrowed the keys, if they did they left the HU facia in the house and that's just wrong. lol

I'll be checking your motor for signs of sliver grey paint. lol

Rysee
22-01-10, 12:54 PM
Yeah tbf i think a 242 would be his dream car, did we get them over here, I see them in Swedish rallys but never seen a 2 door here

http://www.autogaleria.pl/tapety/img/volvo/volvo_242_gt_1980_01_s.jpg

L14MNP
22-01-10, 01:05 PM
Your mate's got taste. I wish my dream car was as affordable! lol
I think we got the 242 mate, but there's hardly any left and they cost a fortune, but look the b0llocks on 7 spoke MO's lol So 244's only. :(

This one is around the corner from me. I may go knocking one day.
http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac157/itsallac0nspiracy/Random/SP_A0621.jpg?t=1264165514

Rysee
22-01-10, 01:07 PM
You really should

There's an orange old man owned 244 down the road in Shrewsbury. Shrewsbury must be the capital of old Volvos/Saabs and morris minors, i always see them there

brainsnova
22-01-10, 02:09 PM
^^^^^^ that Lolvo has a dent on the same side too lol

L14MNP
22-01-10, 02:41 PM
That's a water drop on my window/the lense man.lol
The thing looks immaculate and straight as an arrow. :)

Unless you are making a funny. It's hard to tell with you. lol

Connor
22-01-10, 03:23 PM
http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac157/itsallac0nspiracy/Dusty%20Drifter/b4eefd5b-1.jpg?t=1264161765
:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :thumb:

draper
22-01-10, 03:57 PM
it was napalm, i did see him

L14MNP
22-01-10, 04:27 PM
I missed all this Napalm business lol.

I have the guilty party now anyway.
http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac157/itsallac0nspiracy/Random/untitled-5.jpg?t=1264177636

Southie
22-01-10, 04:47 PM
I've found the ideal team for this :d lol

http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p379/SOUTHIE01/shoppery/CSIPNG.jpg

Connor
22-01-10, 04:47 PM
I missed all this Napalm business lol.

I have the guilty party now anyway.
http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac157/itsallac0nspiracy/Random/untitled-5.jpg?t=1264177636

lol lol lol lol
caught red handed

mowgli
22-01-10, 05:14 PM
:( I don't have an alibi