View Full Version : Rap Battle thread (lol)
Seeing as there's a thread for everything else ATM and as I have a worthy foe in Richy. Plus Mike seems game. You know the rules, lay down some lines about the person before you, thus challenging them to defend their forum honour in a whitey ford rap battle. :wtf::roll::thumb:lol etc.
No-one before me, so I choose Sloth.
I got a project in the garage mate, retro Cav son check the date!
Big plans are in motion I got the paint shop quotes in
Back from the shop yo no time to stop. V8 in the bay and the whole forum's gay
See you in the mags and on the show stands too, Damn it I forgot I'm off to Oz in June...
You get the jist. Can be a laugh. Or could bomb like most other threads in MC. lol
Asa-James
21-01-10, 10:13 PM
you name spells "limp" so we think thats where your wrists at
you think your a "dawg" but your nuttin but a puddy cat
your on PNG with your cheapskate blue name
but we couldnt care less, and i'm not playing your game
aww crap...
Limps the man that can when it comes to jap import
not keen on his dress sense of his funky burnuda shorts
Hes got a nissan in the garare thinking hes all JDM
when in actual fact he prefers OEM
Word.
you name spells "limp" so we think thats where your wrists at
you think your a "dawg" but your nuttin but a puddy cat
your on PNG with your cheapskate blue name
but we couldnt care less, and i'm not playing your game
aww crap...
You sound like a punk n not a true playa
Blue font FTW and its a tenner cheaper gayers
Guess y'all are dumb n can't read words how they wrote
Call me Limp to my face and I'll cut ya fcukin throat
Blue font FTW and its a tenner cheaper gayers
lol lol lol lol
Richie_B
21-01-10, 10:18 PM
Talking of projects, let's look at yourself,
First it was euro, but you kicked that to the shelf,
Now what's happening? You're going all Rally,
But you'd rather go drifting, like a carparking scally.
Asa-James
21-01-10, 10:18 PM
You sound like a punk n not a true playa
Blue font FTW and its a tenner cheaper gayers
Guess y'all are dumb n can't read words how they wrote
Call me Limp to my face and I'll cut ya fcukin throat
epic lol, hats off and +rep:thumb:
Limps the man that can when it comes to jap import
not keen on his dress sense of his funky burnuda shorts
Hes got a nissan in the garare thinking hes all JDM
when in actual fact he prefers OEM
Word.
lol :thumb:
In the breadvan you find him, doggers right behind him
with his interior light on after a night of passi-on
Out with the freaks watching bitches get molested
that must be why his projects are never tested
Pistol Pete
21-01-10, 10:19 PM
Mike on the mic coming at you check one two
He make you laugh like no other one can do
Driving in his corsa
Your mother warns ya its a sound system banger!!
(lame, lol but hey. All in the name of fun!)
LOLAGE! lol lol lol thats fcuking ace lol
Mike on the mic coming at you check one two
He make you laugh like no other one can do
Driving in his corsa
Your mother warns ya its a sound system banger!!
(lame, lol but hey. All in the name of fun!)
Swindon is his ghetto, his home stomping ground
when in actual fact i think hes from my town
Petey knows the score, he knows the drill,
this crack head mother fcuker is defiently chewing on pills
Talking of projects, let's look at yourself,
First it was euro, but you kicked that to the shelf,
Now what's happening? You're going all Rally,
But you'd rather go drifting, like a carparking scally.
He steps into the ring like a queen or a king
challengin me lookin for some ding ding
We all know the tales of it and you know where you can shove that sh!t
I'll never buy a Corsa Not unless I'm fcukin' forced t'
:wtf: We aint black enough lol
auzzy2000
21-01-10, 10:24 PM
im napalm 27 and gotta be in bed by eleven.i think i hav it but talk a lotta s3it.my head is in heaven and no 1 has forgiven.i thought i was freinds with burgo,but he gave me the heave ho.what do i have to do ,to scrap of all the poo!!!
brainsnova
21-01-10, 10:26 PM
this might turn into this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGCTcqVLFY8
This rhymes for no-one, just layin' down the law
I'm the mac up in here y'all know the fcukin' score
I keep my rhymes short and the verses neat
All these other fools soundin like Sesame Street.
What. lol
Dance Dance Dance
Jive Jive Jive
lets all do the macarena
Then spin til we hit the floor
:D lol i suck
This rhymes for no-one, just layin' down the law
I'm the mac up in here y'all know the fcukin' score
I keep my rhymes short and the verses neat
All these other fools soundin like Sesame Street.
What. lol
His name is Limp
We know hes the Png Gimp
He wears his pvc mask with the zip
and spanks his own ass
i cant think of anything lol
Danny s-p
21-01-10, 10:43 PM
pmsl
Dance Dance Dance
Jive Jive Jive
lets all do the macarena
Then spin til we hit the floor
:D lol i suck
lol :D WTF
You're from the wrong period mate, confused n lost in a time
that doesn't belong to you and equipped with the humour of a rabbi jew
Get back in the booth ted and hit that dial, aim for jesters court n make em smile
I'm too kind to this guy, I should make that fool cry.
Get the fcuk out my thread son or you'll be pleadin to Sloffsports shotgun.
auzzy2000
21-01-10, 10:47 PM
My NAME IS NAPALM 27,IMON ON HERE AROUND TEN TO SEVEN.WHEN I SPAM A THREAD UNTIL ABOUT ELEVEN.IM SIX FOOT FIVE BUT WISH I WERNT ALIVE.IVE BOUGHT SO MANY SPRINGS IVE HAD TO SELL ALL MY MUMS THINGS.WENT TO HALFORDS AND MET A BIRD.YOU ALL THINK THATS OBSURD.PICS OR GET THE F12U3C4K OFF
His name is Limp
We know hes the Png Gimp
He wears his pvc mask with the zip
and spanks his own ass
i cant think of anything lol
lol two for the price of one?
This section aint for you, it's a few more down
The mechanical questions, that's posed by clowns
Do yourself a favour, try becomin' a waiter
Then you can roll like a pro without arches made outta paper
lol :D WTF
You're from the wrong period mate, confused n lost in a time
that doesn't belong to you and equipped with the humour of a rabbi jew
Get back in the booth ted and hit that dial, aim for jesters court n make em smile
I'm too kind to this guy, I should make that fool cry.
Get the fcuk out my thread son or you'll be pleadin to Sloffsports shotgun.
I think you forgot when time stood still
When the little rabbi monk raided the pot for stew
Ted Ted who the Funk is ted
Kind to who i was the one making the stew
so we should both make the rabbi monk cry for stealing my stew
His name's Liamnp and he comes from Sunderland
Gets the special needs bus to his fantasy wonderland
Cruising round the toon in his "mig spec lolvo"
Thinking he's all cool when its all show no-go
My first attempt.
Edit: Bollox too slow :(
I think you forgot when time stood still
When the little rabbi monk raided the pot for stew
Ted Ted who the Funk is ted
Kind to who i was the one making the stew
so we should both make the rabbi monk cry for stealing my stew
What the fcuk mate you're crazy. Either that or you're just plain lazy
You gotta try harder if we were on stage I'd slaughter
you with only a few percent of my grey matter, bet you bore the birds too with the mindless patter.
Take a seat at the back n watch how it's done. Or go n get ya dad not his 10 year old son.
dont worry mate im just talking bollacks and adding randoms lol
Your actually good at this limp
Linky to the site your getting it all from lol
His name's Liamnp and he comes from Sunderland
Gets the special needs bus to his fantasy wonderland
Cruising round the toon in his "mig spec lolvo"
Thinking he's all cool when its all show no-go
My first attempt.
Edit: Bollox too slow :(
He's got the rusty back arches and has curb hittin thrills
but when it comes to rhymin he lacks the fcukin skills
The tools of the trade have to be fought not bought
A weeky wage behind the till won't get you my rapport
dont worry mate im just talking bollacks and adding randoms lol
Your actually good at this limp
Linky to the site your getting it all from lol
lol @ site. I just flow like a pro, it's so natural yo.
Always a good laugh, threads like these. lol
Pwnd :cry: lol I'm no good at rapping, I'm a rocker at heart.
yea i just type random words and hope they make sence.
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Pwnd :cry: lol I'm no good at rapping, I'm a rocker at heart.
I like both equally I'd say. However that doesn't mean I like Limp Bizkit lol
The closest I get to that sh!t is RATM, SOAD etc. lol
yea i just type random words and hope they make sence.
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lol Jimbo you're mad. BTW I hope you knew which Ted I meant. lol
http://www.stuckinthe80s.com/image.php?productid=16299
I like both equally I'd say. However that doesn't mean I like Limp Bizkit lol
The closest I get to that sh!t is RATM, SOAD etc. lol
I mean like, Slayer, Burzum, Cradle Of Filth, although SOAD are good lol.
Anyway rap away limp
ya sunderlandshire gimp
acting the big dawg
going the whole hog
spitting lyrics that make no sense
thinking you're 50 pence
you gonna get owned son
so run while you still can
:cry:lol
party time party time excellent
I mean like, Slayer, Burzum, Cradle Of Filth, although SOAD are good lol.
Anyway rap away limp
ya sunderlandshire gimp
acting the big dawg
going the whole hog
spitting lyrics that make no sense
thinking you're 50 pence
you gonna get owned son
so run while you still can
:cry:lol
lol No point playing if no-one else is. :p
Jealous of my town you inbred farmers daughter?
Go and ask your mam how we live, or would that be your father?
The rap is weak in me, fo shizzle. I merely make hand gestures and lots of odd electronic noises when spinning some choons. Yo.
No one else has teh skillz y0.
Broaden your horizons lol
Beastie Boys and Tiesto last night, today it's the sound track to DJ Hero and various Metallica ATM. lol
Metallicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa \m/!!!
Too late. High Contrast time.
No devil horns for me now. lol
His name is RJ,
got himself a baby blue ride built by a gay.
peace out
His name is RJ,
got himself a sh!tty renault blue ride built by a gay.
peace out
Rap accuracy FTW
F*ck you limp, i'm sick of youre crap
white ass MF who thinks he can rap
stand in line and watch me go
you suck more c0ck then the eminem show.
driving around in youre swedish rotter
think you can rap, while you actually stotter
lol
I refresh my page and what's this sh!t that I see
Some crazy foreign b4stard that's obsessed with titties
Jealous of my drifter and my old skool ways
You only roll GM cos it's cool these days
Hats off Mayhem. You served me. lol
Pistol Pete
22-01-10, 04:11 PM
Fresh game to the table you fools cannot bring
check my lyrical flow you want to try mastering
im from the south and will destroy all in my path
you best watch you mouth and learn to run fast
noobs FTL you cant deny
me FTW so dont even try.
Pete in the place and all up in my face
Laying down drivel you're a lyrical disgrace
You Googled the line how can I be a rapper
but it went up in your face like your garage disaster
FYI, what happened to your garage sucked mate :( lol
pete_58 just joined the race
58 MF, must be youre age
i'm the man, yes i'm THE guy
i'm so hot i make superman fly
you had you go, tried to bring me down
but i'll rape youre a$$ you f*cking clown.
pete_58 just joined the race
58 MF, must be youre age
i'm the man, yes i'm THE guy
i'm so hot i make superman fly
you had you go, tried to bring me down
but i'll rape youre a$$ you f*cking clown.
Back once more, knockin on ma door
Sit the fcuk down before I put you on the floor
I'm the top draw and you're no more than a bore
And you squak like a b!tch. Betcha wear a fcukin bra.
Pistol Pete
22-01-10, 04:27 PM
pete_58 just joined the race
58 MF, must be youre age
i'm the man, yes i'm THE guy
i'm so hot i make superman fly
you had you go, tried to bring me down
but i'll rape youre a$$ you f*cking clown.
You joined the race late cos your from a foriegn land
watch me rearrange your face with my bare hand
too quick to come back i'll send you back quicker
i am firing out lyrics so fast make you shiver
rape my ass like a f*cking clown
i'll cum on your face and make you drown
:wtf: lol oh dear god!!!
stfu with the foreign crap
you think youre cool, but you cant rap
talking crap, cum on my face
if come by you'll be erased
you got limp there by youre side
holding youre hand, youre about to cry
f*ck this sh!t, it gets too rude
all you do is clog the tube..
i'm off for a w@nk, could you pass the lube? lol
Pistol Pete
22-01-10, 06:41 PM
lol rep for that!!!
EDIT: cant. Damn it!
All I hear is a bunch of bitches moaning
now the Hobbit is here you gonna get an owning
Pistol Pete
22-01-10, 06:57 PM
All I hear is a bunch of bitches moaning
now the Hobbit is here you gonna get an owning
If thats all you've got u best get back in the kitchen
Its a place for a woman but you'll fit right in with all your bitchin
now fall back and recognize i am up in your eyes
lyrics coming at you like a swarm of flies
You try to upset me but all i do is laugh
Pete you're about as tough as bubble bath
I'm just warming up and and soon you will see
when you sitting there crying in a puddle of your own wee
You try to upset me but all i do is laugh
Pete you're about as tough as bubble bath
I'm just warming up and and soon you will see
when you sitting there crying in a puddle of your own wee
Check this bitch out, thinking he's hard
when he knows we suspect he's made mainly of lard
he started off weak, so now he's a target
mainly cos he's post op, and used to be called Margaret
Oh lookie lookie, Limpy Lee's here
Png's resident poofter, bum boy, queer.
Trying to battle but his rhymes are weak
thinks he's tough but he's a lanky piss streak
Oh lookie lookie, Limpy Lee's here
Png's resident poofter, bum boy, queer.
Trying to battle but his rhymes are weak
thinks he's tough but he's a lanky piss streak
not a bad comeback for a pie eating fatty
but you still cant hide the fact you're a batty
you have to sit down cos its too hard to stand
but at least you can type with your c0ck in your hand
fo shizzlet
He's getting better, you're almost there
one day you might even grow some pubic hair
lives in sodding chipbury in a pikey caravan
couldn't have a poo at christmas cause his bog had frozan
word to ya mother
frozan's not a word, you just made me groan
couldnt think of a rhyme so you made up your own
you need to try harder if you want to beat me
there's squirrel in your beard, that thinks its a tree!
LMAO at the whole thread lol lol lol
Gotta be immature to find this shizzle funny lol
now mikes come along, and he's not had a go
he's not got the spuds to take on a pro
bo fiddly selecta shizzle fo ma nizzle wizzle
LMAO at the whole thread lol lol lol
Gotta be immature to find this shizzle funny lol
Agreed Mike, top thread!lol
I'm not trying to beat you, I've already won
I was winning the battle before it'd begun
I'm so funking amazing I cant be outdone
its just to easy to poke fun
Your rhymes are tight for a honky
Agreed Mike, top thread!lol
and low and behold, here comes another clown
with out the balls, or a rhyme to lay down
im sorry, but if you have nothing to say
dont bother to post, and stop being gay
MC Limp has been a gone
If you ask me its all a fooking con
hes laid down his lines & rhyming is sick
now hes done one because hes actually sh1t
lol
I'm not trying to beat you, I've already won
I was winning the battle before it'd begun
I'm so funking amazing I cant be outdone
its just to easy to poke fun
im sorry, but winning is one thing youre not
cos your rhyming is weak, and you're losing the plot
why dont you tone down your attitude a smidge
and do what you do best, and go raid the fridge!
Calling people gay, any gen on pottle kettle black
maybe like Lewis you do your talking on the track
but oh dear you cant cause i have nova
cant you see yet this battle is over
im sorry, but winning is one thing youre not
cos your rhyming is weak, and you're losing the plot
why dont you tone down your attitude a smidge
and do what you do best, and go raid the fridge!
OoOOooooooooooOOOOOoooOoOooOoOOOoooooohhh!! Burn lol
This whole thread, its just pure WIN
ill be back quite soon gonna visit the porcelain
Calling people gay, any gen on pottle kettle black
maybe like Lewis you do your talking on the track
but oh dear you cant cause i have nova
cant you see yet this battle is over
I dont have a nova, that much you have right
but theres something you forget which you should have got right
when buying a car, you buy the best, cant you tell?
thats why you came to me when you needed a shell
This whole thread, its just pure WIN
ill be back quite soon gonna visit the porcelain
Thats not a bad start, you managed a rhyme
but writing two lines takes you half the time
put in some effort and soon you will see
that writing four lines is a piece of pee.
Thats not a bad start, you managed a rhyme
but writing two lines takes you half the time
put in some effort and soon you will see
that writing four lines is a piece of pee.
Now im back after wiping my crack
if you look back in this thread youll see my rhymes aint whack
half the job i might be
but at least my van wasnt parked in a tree
:p
i'm l o l at this legend thread
4 line spitting, by mr lee and mr fat
mr hobbit frying chicken, mr lee in a pikey shed,
now hush little children, it's time for youre bed.
Now im back after wiping my crack
if you look back in this thread youll see my rhymes aint whack
half the job i might be
but at least my van wasnt parked in a tree
:p
it was parked in a hedge, not parked in a tree
get your facts right if youre starting on me
i was being nice to you, thats easy to see
but now im going to rip into your corsa C
owning a bubble must have been tough
ugly as sin, and crabbing and rough
but surely you couldnt have made it much badder
but you replaced it with a C and now you're a chavver
i'm l o l at this legend thread
4 line spitting, by mr lee and mr fat
mr hobbit frying chicken, mr lee in a pikey shed,
now hush little children, it's time for youre bed.
whats with all the respect, are you trying to brown nose?
your 100% pussy, from your head to your toes
dish out some abuse, give us a beasting
unless you'd rather we gave you a fisting
ya poof
it was parked in a hedge, not parked in a tree
get your facts right if youre starting on me
i was being nice to you, thats easy to see
but now im going to rip into your corsa C
owning a bubble must have been tough
ugly as sin, and crabbing and rough
but surely you couldnt have made it much badder
but you replaced it with a C and now you're a chavver
lol lol lol lol
Own a C i might do, but let me tell thee there epicly poo
im not gonna lie, twist the truth but that fcuking little van puts my temper through the roof!
Diesel motor it may well be, shiny & white possibly
Drives real well, nice & straight but its fcuking engine wont negotiate
Things keep breaking on that boosted motor makes me think why i spend money on a!
Another motor i do need, maybe a Vito but i might put it in the weeds
for now ill keep my sack of cack
Corsa C's, my advice is dont bother!!
whats with all the respect, are you trying to brown nose?
your 100% pussy, from your head to your toes
dish out some abuse, give us a beasting
unless you'd rather we gave you a fisting
ya poof
dude wtf, no brown nosing sh!t
you cant rap, go rub youre clit
youre not tuff, you aint a thug
bow down bitch and suck my c0ck
i'm serious as cancer
youre just a f*cking w@nker.
let_nova
22-01-10, 08:58 PM
mayhem lmfao
auzzy2000
22-01-10, 08:58 PM
If its lee that wants abuse,
then i ant got no excuse,
coz you beat me at karting,
only because you were farting,
i will come back later this year,
so you better learn how to steer,
and as for mike you can take a hike
http://209.85.48.10/html/emoticons/ninja.gif
wtf mr aussie, youre raps skills are wack
just rymz in a line, that doesnt make a track
be as sloth, and just f*ck off
you already got the name, so join the poff
auzzy2000
22-01-10, 09:08 PM
my wrap skills i no are crap,
and i struggle to make a track,
but i aint no sloth and aint f ing off,
i like it here coz im f ing queer
http://209.85.48.10/html/emoticons/ninja.gif
wtf mr spud, you can't just sneak in
blow some rymz against me, i'm the kingpin
you sorted auzzy, as he is wack
me thinks you ride him bareback
auzzy2000
22-01-10, 09:15 PM
thanks for that.dont know how to do that.im really **** with this computer s£it
dontliftdrift
22-01-10, 09:16 PM
you call yourself mayhem,your a quiet 1 living in bethlehem,
your nova's crap,the horn goes brap,just admit it you can't rap
epic fail but **** it i has been drinkingz vodka'z
@ auzzy: lol just press Enter dude
dontliftbitch:
the scottisch c*nt is trying to attack
go eat some haggis, youre rap is wack
my nova's crap, you got that right,
a XE'd mk1, must be sh!te.
daily running a slammed mark1 astra
so cut the crap, this is ya basta
let_nova
22-01-10, 09:19 PM
dontliftdrift dont try make a rift
mayhem will put you back down the lift
my rap is **** its nearly ova
how come you havent shown us your nova
sh1t lol
auzzy2000
22-01-10, 09:20 PM
lol just press Enter dudeQuality.they say you learn somthing new everyday:tard:.thankyou
laughing my ass of at all these pretenders
surely you realise you're rhyming like benders
its really not hard to string the odd word
but its probably tricky when your brain is a turd
Pistol Pete
22-01-10, 09:38 PM
laughing my ass of at all these pretenders
surely you realise you're rhyming like benders
its really not hard to string the odd word
but its probably tricky when your brain is a turd
look up the word bender and see your face
you have to be the gayest gay about this place
putting you down all around town
really like making you look like a clown
your talk is cheap and your rhyming is whack
now do me a favour and get your tongue outta my crack
look up the word bender and see your face
you have to be the gayest gay about this place
putting you down all around town
really like making you look like a clown
your talk is cheap and your rhyming is whack
now do me a favour and get your tongue outta my crack
I dont see how ive got my tongue in your crack
thats impossible to do whilst you're sucking my sack
im sorry to say that, and your rep will go south
now that everyone knows you like balls in your mouth
SO ill sit here and wait, cos your reply wont be brief
cos your probably flossing my pubes out your teeth
MC Limp has been a gone
If you ask me its all a fooking con
hes laid down his lines & rhyming is sick
now hes done one because hes actually sh1t
lol
As the master I layed the founds for you wiggas to follow
Im'a watch from the wings now as you all attempt to swallow
each other all up with all your meidocre rhymin
Waste I will not, this thread with my time in.
*crosses arms.
In other news, daaaaaaaaaaaaayumn there be some venom spittin' up in here. :cool:lol
dontliftdrift
22-01-10, 11:35 PM
dontliftdrift dont try make a rift
mayhem will put you back down the lift
my rap is **** its nearly ova
how come you havent shown us your nova
sh1t lol
rift...pfffffft dont mess with the drift,
your rap is ****,you dont need to show it,
i aint showed you my nova,because i aint bought it ova
As the master I layed the founds for you wiggas to follow
Im'a watch from the wings now as you all attempt to swallow
each other all up with all your meidocre rhymin
Waste I will not, this thread with my time in.
*crosses arms.
I was wondering when the OP would come back
after surgically removing his own head from his crack
its time to lay out a reality check
and prove your idea was as useless as feck
as you probably hoped to be owning the members
whilst sat at your desk in your tights and suspenders
when all that has happened is you look like a tool
not even considered the rank of a fool
cos you dont have a grip on the basics of language
Im afraid you'll be needing an emotional bandage
cos when im thru with you you'll be begging for mercy
so why dont you go back to pulling your percy
cos your rhymin and bitching dont offer no clout
dont let the door hit you on the way out
fool
I was wondering when the OP would come back
after surgically removing his own head from his crack
its time to lay out a reality check
and prove your idea was as useless as feck
as you probably hoped to be owning the members
whilst sat at your desk in your tights and suspenders
when all that has happened is you look like a tool
not even considered the rank of a fool
cos you dont have a grip on the basics of language
Im afraid you'll be needing an emotional bandage
cos when im thru with you you'll be begging for mercy
so why dont you go back to pulling your percy
cos your rhymin and bitching dont offer no clout
dont let the door hit you on the way out
fool
Fool :cry:
Ok then bitch, the gloves are off, unlike the dick in your pants I aint cumin here soft
Sittin in ya tralier like the pikey you are and rollin a van cos you aint got no car
The heavens did open and they wet your sh!t, but didn't open as wide as your lady friends bits
You don't have what it takes to spit to my face. So keep it for forums you fcuking disgrace.
When it comes to comedy I like how you roll, but your language is basic now you're payin the toll
You tramp you bum you caravan scum get back under ya bridge you disfigured troll.
DH5 we up in this mother fcuker lol
Fool :cry:
Ok then bitch, the gloves are off, unlike the dick in your pants I aint cumin here soft
Sittin in ya tralier like the pikey you are and rollin a van cos you aint got no car
The heavens did open and they wet your sh!t, but didn't open as wide as your lady friends bits
You don't have what it takes to spit to my face. So keep it for forums you fcuking disgrace.
When it comes to comedy I like how you roll, but your language is basic now you're payin the toll
You pikey you bum you caravan scum get back under ya bridge you disfigured troll.
DH5 we up in this mother fcuker lol
I see that you're delving into your stash of abuse
but your coming across as being obtuse
Yeah I live in a van, and not in a flat
but I can move house, you'll still be a tw@t
And my girlfriends bits open, that much is true
but have any girls legs ever opened for you?
I cant spit in your face? I mean, what the heck?
Ill snap your head off and fcucking piss down your neck!
You've not put much thought in here, that much I can tell
but its probably not your turn with your families brain cell
Wiggedy wiggedy fo my nizzle can fomizzle wizzle
I see that you're delving into your stash of abuse
but your coming across as being obtuse
Yeah I live in a van, and not in a flat
but I can move house, you'll still be a tw@t
And my girlfriends bits open, that much is true
but have any girls legs ever opened for you?
I cant spit in your face? I mean, what the heck?
Ill snap your head off and fcucking piss down your neck!
You've not put much thought in here, that much I can tell
but its probably not your turn with your families brain cell
Wiggedy wiggedy fo my nizzle can fomizzle wizzle
http://uscthanhtan.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/shawshank-redemption.jpg Nice. lol
Comin back at me strong guess I hit a nerve like woomanawoo and his fetish for curbs
Violent and hostile all up in ma grill. Your atitudes not mine though I'll just sit here n chill
I'll respond to your bile with articulate reason, don't question my manhood that equals treason
Pullin ya words out the big book for kids, you're no competition this threads hit ths skids
Now I'm away to watch channel 4's vids. Cos your style is played out like VHS or the Viz.
Hang on just a sec, can I make a suggestion
you imply that you actually have manhood to question
but if you just let me bring to the table
the suspicion I have that you're actually not able
to pleasure a woman with your measly excuse
for a penis, so all you have left is abuse
so you blindly let rip with a load of resentment
cos your sisters upset that you cant make her pregnant
so feel free to unleash your below standard flurries
whilst reading your book 'how to make rhymes... for dummies'
Hang on just a sec, can I make a suggestion
you imply that you actually have manhood to question
but if you just let me bring to the table
the suspicion I have that you're actually not able
to pleasure a woman with your measly excuse
for a penis, so all you have left is abuse
so you blindly let rip with a load of resentment
cos your sisters upset that you cant make her pregnant
so feel free to unleash your below standard flurries
whilst reading your book 'how to make rhymes... for dummies'
I tire of you now this fag is cock crazy
Go buckle your strap on and do your old lady
An errection of your own is impossible to get
so stick with the dildos and a style so wretched
I'm outta this place, I've a TV to view
and I know the admin is needin a cock or two too
So dig out your butt plug and gimp mask thats you
There's only one man here and the rules dictate two.
I tire of you now this fag is cock crazy
Go buckle your strap on and do your old lady
An errection of your own is impossible to get
so stick with the dildos and a style so wretched
I'm outta this place, I've a TV to view
and I know the admin is needin a cock or two too
So dig out your butt plug and gimp mask thats you
There's only one man here and the rules dictate two.
You keep saying your leaving, but still you come back
its probably the sperm stuck the chair to your sack
so ill do you a favour, this post is my last
and I have to admit, i have had a blast
you've been a good opponent, but I have to escape
i can only take so much of reading words by an ape
so take with you this thought, it will serve you well
you're ugly, you're gay, you shag goats, and you smell
:)
Pistol Pete
23-01-10, 09:35 AM
Epic LOL ^ good battle ya'll!!
LEWI007
23-01-10, 09:50 AM
This ones aimed at Liam lol
Cos hes the one driving the volvo
and we all really know
that liam wont say this sh!t to us toe to toe
thats why if hes within my arms reach
a lesson to him im gonna teach
ill nick yer car and burn it out down hendon beach*
*(For people not from our area - Hendon beach is a run down sh!thole in possibly the roughest area in sunderland)
c0ck sucking lewi just joined the mix
just like limpy, a sunderland bitch
youre raps are wack, you f*cking w@nkers
try'n to rap, but it aint even banter
check my lyrics, it's banter pie
run to youre mom, youre about to cry
my dutch lyrics, will get you chokin'
and my wooden shoe's will ripp youre ass open
c0ck sucking lewi just joined the mix
just like limpy, a sunderland bitch
youre raps are wack, you f*cking w@nkers
try'n to rap, but it aint even banter
check my lyrics, it's banter pie
run to youre mom, youre about to cry
my dutch lyrics, will get you chokin'
and my wooden shoe's will ripp youre ass open
lollollollollollollol
c0ck sucking lewi just joined the mix
just like limpy, a sunderland bitch
youre raps are wack, you f*cking w@nkers
try'n to rap, but it aint even banter
check my lyrics, it's banter pie
run to youre mom, youre about to cry
my dutch lyrics, will get you chokin'
and my wooden shoe's will ripp youre ass open
This homo ass dutchman it seems to appear
likes to make both of his clogs dissappear
up other mens bottoms, and then tries to say
that its us who are actually the ones who are gay
but can I suggest that this lame ass rhymer
is the one who likes penis, compared to vagina
banter pie? are you smoking some weed?
the sh1t you come out with makes my damn ears bleed
so can i suggest, before i turn to violence
for the rest of the thread, you bring nothing but silence!
:d
back again, this crazy lee
ass raping mongol, f*cking pikey
talking sh!t, about my clogs
try'n to say that i like c0ck
i f*ck pussy, i f*ck a kitten
ask youre mum, she's forever smitten.
go and cry, youre trailer trash
asking for my clog, shuved in youre ass
you think youre cool, think youre a man
you cant even get laid in Amsterdam
you shag a kitten? well thats a shock
but how can you have sex with cats with no cock?
this is a battle, the general idea
is to insult other people, not admit you're queer
i did ask my mum, and her general reply
was she got more excitement out of baking a pie
i tried to get laid in the 'dam', that is true
but on the wall of the brothel is a picture of you
their best client, they said, you visit quite often
trying to work out why your dick always softens
they have got a theory, but they wouldnt share
they said it would be too much for you to bear
but i have a theory that your little chap
is totally riddled with crabs and the clap
doesnt know street slang, this crazy lee
you'd better search for kitten on urban dictionary
youre a fat basterd, go and eat more fudge
you know you get youre ass kicked by the Dutch
you look scared, youre shaking Lee
youre shaking harder then Haiti
this is rap, not pikey style
white and a trailer, this aint 8 Mile
youre just moaning, youre like my ex
go and find Dar for youre midget sex
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