View Full Version : My itchy fcuking feet!!!
They're still doing it :(
It only starts on a night, getting progressively more annoying until I want to go to sleep at which point I can't!
It started last Saturday. it felt like I had something in my shoe/sock which I never. Then when I got in the house later my heel still felt the same, but no biggy.
A few days later they started itching!
I've tried some gayass 'soothing foot lotion' and obviously showers/clean socks etc lol
This is p!ssing me off. I think I've got fleas from the dog. :wtf:lol
General Baxter
20-01-10, 10:44 PM
have a ****ing wash lol
Bathing in leaded fuel can only cause further irritation surely? lol
Your mum has filled her stockings with itching powder to catch whoevers stealing them, stop wearing them now Liamp :p
For pregnant women thats a potential sign of a liver infection....
I get something a bit like that, where the chemo has damaged the nerves in my right foot. Cold weather makes it worse :(
Try this
http://www.paulasbread.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/s/t/stainless-steel-spaghetti-spoon.jpg
dontliftdrift
20-01-10, 10:46 PM
Your mum has filled her stockings with itching powder to catch whoevers stealing them, stop wearing them now Liamp :p
you told me it was more than stocking's,was i not supposed to post this on forum....lol
you told me it was more than stocking's,was i not supposed to post this on forum....lol
Sssshhhhhhhuuuusssssshhhh......................... ....:roll:
For pregnant women thats a potential sign of a liver infection....
I read that when self diagnosing the other day. lol
RJ, I may have to try the happy smiley spaghetti spoon. :)
Chip, I'd be more likely to have an itchy head after I robbed that old woman.
I have nice soft, smell free feet as I am often told. A girl I once knew kept a pair of my socks to sniff. :wtf:lol
brainsnova
20-01-10, 10:53 PM
belt sander FTW
dontliftdrift
20-01-10, 10:55 PM
I have nice soft, smell free feet as I am often told. A girl I once knew kept a pair of my socks to sniff. :wtf:lol
did you keep her knickers?
You can haz Plantar Facsiitis no? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plantar_fasciitis)
Keep only memories lol. Nah I have a **** top thing though :/
sparkie1401
20-01-10, 11:00 PM
have a ****ing wash lol
Priceless lol lol lol lol lol for everthing else their's Master Card
LMAO, just what i needed, a simple pick me up
+1 REP
ps im not laughing at ur missfortune L14AMNP
You can haz Plantar Facsiitis no? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plantar_fasciitis)
Nope! Thank fcuk! lol The images look like frostbite lol
I have tiny bumps where the majority of the itching is, only in a few places on each foot, but that doesn't stop other places on the foot becomming itchy.
Like a main camp and maybe they send out patrols?
I'm gonna go Freck on them soon. :mad:lol
lol @ sparkie. I had already covered myself saying I wash, but there's always one (GB) lol
Just noticed, it hurts between my toes also. :hmmm
Ahhhhh Thats Aids.
:thumb:
I can live with that, as long as it's not The Aids. I did brush past an African a few weeks ago... :eek:
it was "ok" aids till you mentioned the toes... sorry thats the bad aids
You can has noo washpowders?
Maybe. I am rolling brand new socks the last few days to rule out the washing powder shiz.
If i have the bad aids as Stu says I'm gonna find as many clean Nova's as I can and spread my disease to them so it becomes ferrous.
If I'm going, I'm taking them with me. *Books ticket to Ireland*
sparkie1401
20-01-10, 11:10 PM
try a cool damp flannel/cloth to stop you itching while your awake bud
Good plan mate :) May try that one tonight.
Can I soak Guin? lol
sparkie1401
20-01-10, 11:11 PM
lol @ sparkie. I had already covered myself saying I wash, but there's always one (GB) lol
Just noticed, it hurts between my toes also. :hmmm
whats (GB) lol
it just tickled me pink, just what i needed, but i amm sorry bout your toes and feet:cry:
Can you goto australia and infect sloths new home land, so he gets quarantined and then fed to skipinda the punjabi kangaroo
dontliftdrift
20-01-10, 11:12 PM
Can you goto australia and infect sloths new home land, so he gets quarantined and then fed to skipinda the punjabi kangaroo
hahahaha took the words out my mouth
sparkie1401
20-01-10, 11:13 PM
Good plan mate :) May try that one tonight.
Can I soak Guin? lol
no guin will soak you if you try and cross him, sneak in, sprinkle toe tickle powder, sneek out, NINJA lol
http://209.85.48.10/html/emoticons/ninja.gif
GB - General Baxter lol.
lol awesome programme Stu. I particuarly liked their version of Top Gear
Sloth won't get past the BS detector at Heathrow unfortunately :(
It's probably Guin that keeps getting me lol. Itching powder in socks and shoes. :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4UY-Vjmjn8
Legend lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdo79znnHl8&feature=related
Legend lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdo79znnHl8&feature=related
Whats the blandest thing you have
The win
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6h0lkq-Sno&feature=related
Vaughanmc and Lewi can almost add the beginning to their 90's thread. Old skool Top Gear - kind of. lol
My feets have been quite itchy recently too, must be something in the air up here
Welsh Dan
21-01-10, 12:53 PM
I had something similar a few months ago. A cream called "Lamisil" sorted it in a few days.
Southie
21-01-10, 01:07 PM
By the sounds of it you've got athletes foot.
brainsnova
21-01-10, 01:09 PM
time to join the olympics
Sounds like you got toe crabs to me. The migrate from your asshole about this time of year so i hear.
lol lol lol
Nah I think I just need to wash my feet more, they look like they've been in a bucket of coal lol
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