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napalm_27
20-01-10, 04:24 AM
yes another random thread by me
but this is a good one
old mans boss rang up at 12.30am to say that the warehouse had been broken into again..
yup deffo broken into theres a gapping hole at the back of the warehouse were they used sledge hammers to knock through a twin layer wall
im 6'5 and i can get through it with ease..
soo me and the old man are doing the securities job tonite and staying in the warehouse
so me being me iv been trying to figure out how to make the machines do things but i failed at that so iv resorted to the computer in the office thats centuries old and doesnt like doing anythink fast.. just waiting for some thing exciting to hppen atm.... doesnt look promising tho :(

anyway thats all il upload the pics when i get home :thumb:

napalm_27
20-01-10, 04:25 AM
oh btw the fail is they never actually got anythink after taking 50mins to get in and then one jumping out the hole and landing flat on his face lol lol lol
the cctv is funny as feck lol

Keif
20-01-10, 06:50 AM
No the fail is your spelling, grammer and punctuation......AGAIN!

djbrowney
20-01-10, 07:17 AM
wow having to expain the fail- what a fail !!!

MattBrown
20-01-10, 07:40 AM
Personally I think its brilliant!

And even better that they got nothing, and got hurt, the icing on the cake would have been napalm wrestleing them to there deaths:)

Novaboi_1991
20-01-10, 07:40 AM
No the fail is your spelling, grammer and punctuation......AGAIN!


wow having to expain the fail- what a fail !!!

God... leave him alone for once... :roll:

napalm_27
20-01-10, 09:15 AM
fecking hell iv been up all nite dealing with a break in and all you lot can come out with is my spelling and trying to explain what i was getting at..
tbh i think your all just turning into a bunch of pricks lately and need to grow the feck up and act your age..
rant over im going to bed after being in a cold warehouse all nite

napalm_27
20-01-10, 09:34 AM
pics as promised and this was done with 1 sledge hammer between 4 blokes
we think we figured out how they got there with out being noticed

http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr142/napalm_27/20012010278.jpg
http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr142/napalm_27/20012010279.jpg
http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr142/napalm_27/20012010280.jpg
http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr142/napalm_27/20012010281.jpg
http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr142/napalm_27/20012010284.jpg
http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr142/napalm_27/20012010285.jpg

brake-dust
20-01-10, 10:38 AM
they got that hole spot on tho, right between the plug socket and what looks like hydralic hoses, nothing happen last night then?

Richie_B
20-01-10, 10:39 AM
That's funny even though it's probably not for you/your dad. May as well just add a back door or window in their now lol

burgo
20-01-10, 10:41 AM
God... leave him alone for once... :roll:ASW much!!

Jack
20-01-10, 11:33 AM
And even better that they got nothing, and got hurt, the icing on the cake would have been napalm wrestleing them to there deaths:)
LOL Napalm Death Wrestling? Sounds like a sport you'd find on some dodgy American cable channel lol

Novaboi_1991
20-01-10, 11:49 AM
ASW much!!

Sorry i havnt slept yet... wut the hell does that mean?

L14MNP
20-01-10, 11:54 AM
Attention Seeking Whore.

lol @ everybodys mate Matt Brown also. I prefer the old MB. lol

brainsnova
20-01-10, 12:11 PM
looks like an inside job lol lol lol

LEWI007
20-01-10, 12:19 PM
I want to see him landing flat on his face lol

Spudly
20-01-10, 12:26 PM
Yeah wheres the pics of them going on their faces?



Reminds me of one my mate was telling me a while back, he was heading home and he usually drives past his garage and his mates on his way home just to check everything is as it should be, and there is a heavy tools place up the road called 'Megaplant', HGV's plant hire and suchlike and somebody robbed an HGV with a trailer as he was diving past, so doing his civic duty he phoned the police @ 4am, how do you know this wagon has been stolen she asked him over the phone as he was explaining to her.

Err well whoevers driving it has gone out the back entrance of the compound, he replied, she asked well why is that out of the ordinary, err, there wasnt a back entrance till he drove through the wall in the wagon love, he said back lol

The dosey bugger got it stuck down a dead end street got out and walked away and typical slow ass feds didnt get there in time to catch the guy :roll:

craig green
20-01-10, 12:45 PM
Thats some epic hole in that wall. 10/10 for effort. But overall FAIL in terms of actually stealing anything.

I F***ing hate Pikeys!

Keif
20-01-10, 12:52 PM
What were they trying to steal?

A hell of alot of effort for......?

Southie
20-01-10, 12:55 PM
http://rememberolivemorris.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/blog_squat_02.jpg

auzzy2000
20-01-10, 01:00 PM
scrap metal.mainly springs i think

Bubba
20-01-10, 05:26 PM
any video upload of said fail

dannyb
20-01-10, 06:31 PM
scrap metal.mainly springs i think

lol

napalm_27
21-01-10, 05:32 AM
well considering theres over a million quids worth of metal (mainly copper/ally/brass) there i was very tempted to fill my pockets and blame it on them lol
iv just woke up after being asleep all day and nite
they didnt realise the machines had been moved since the last time they did it and that the big 5mm thick bit of steel was there either
i would of got the pic of them falling out the whole but wasnt allowed lol
we kept watching the footage over and over just to laugh at them lol