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scott.parker
17-01-10, 08:06 PM
A)More then one family member or loved one buys you a noes/facial hair trimmer for Christmas.

B)You now realise that Radio 1 plays lots of **** and Chris ****ing Moyles talks more crap then jimmy cricket!

C)You wake up with more aches and pains in the morning then you do hang overs.


Please feel free to add your own copy paste the list, this is just my few i have had recently. lol

Scott

phazer
17-01-10, 08:09 PM
jimmy cricket!


D) You know who he is lol

blue_peg_16v
17-01-10, 08:10 PM
A)More then one family member or loved one buys you a noes/facial hair trimmer for Christmas.

B)You now realise that Radio 1 plays lots of **** and Chris ****ing Moyles talks more crap then jimmy cricket!

C)You wake up with more aches and pains in the morning then you do hang overs.


D) You know who he is lol

e)You keep driving a 17 year + old rot box to remember your youth

Adam
17-01-10, 08:18 PM
I definently know im not getting old then :d lol

Jack
17-01-10, 08:20 PM
F) you can insure a heavily modified nova for under £400 lol

Too right on the Moyles front, the guy is a prize class ****er.

phazer
17-01-10, 08:22 PM
F) you can insure a heavily modified nova for under £400 lol



Amen. 300 squid this year :d

kelbelle
17-01-10, 08:46 PM
I'm only 21 and I hate Moyles, thats univeral to all ages me thinks

Mike
17-01-10, 08:47 PM
G) Your life insurance payments keep going up & your car insurance keeps going down.

MK999
17-01-10, 09:04 PM
H) You start making threads about it.

phazer
17-01-10, 09:08 PM
I) You feel like you can contribute to a thread on 'You know you're getting old...'

blue_peg_16v
17-01-10, 09:11 PM
j) You turn up to a regional meet and everyone is younger than you (i like shows mowglis there lol)

Spudly
17-01-10, 09:12 PM
j) You turn up to a regional meet and everyone is younger than you (i like shows mowglis there lol)



I need to spread some more love before i can share it again lol

Mike
17-01-10, 09:13 PM
K) You look at Lego & wonder why when you were younger the models were sh1t compared to those now!

blue_peg_16v
17-01-10, 09:14 PM
lol dam i must spread the love

Benn
17-01-10, 09:15 PM
I like Chris moyles..lol

Mike
17-01-10, 09:17 PM
Im sooooo gonna buy me that crane truck!!

AlexW
17-01-10, 09:21 PM
Im sooooo gonna buy me that crane truck!!

wrong thread?

Mike
17-01-10, 09:28 PM
Dont care.

blue_peg_16v
17-01-10, 09:28 PM
wrong thread?

mike dosent conform to convential rules lol

Mike
17-01-10, 09:30 PM
mike dosent conform to convential rules lol

First thing i though of when you said conventional lol

http://www.bbc.co.uk/northamptonshire/features/2003/talking_teenagers/images/kevin_teenager_270.jpg

Spudly
17-01-10, 09:35 PM
First thing i though of when you said conventional lol

http://www.bbc.co.uk/northamptonshire/features/2003/talking_teenagers/images/kevin_teenager_270.jpg




I do know, i dont conform to conventional dress patterns lol




I thought if the above as soon as i read that too:thumb:

blue_peg_16v
17-01-10, 10:15 PM
i thought of that when i typed it lol

Jack
17-01-10, 10:19 PM
G) Your life insurance payments keep going up & your car insurance keeps going down.
Some of us can't get life insurance any more :(

Richie_B
17-01-10, 10:55 PM
You get a pension.

Buses are free.

dougie_boi
17-01-10, 11:03 PM
when you need a cup of tea and at least 3 fags before you can get out of ben in the morning lol

Richie_B
17-01-10, 11:11 PM
when you need a cup of tea and at least 3 fags before you can get out of ben in the morning lol

:eek::eek:

dougie_boi
17-01-10, 11:12 PM
:eek: lol pmsl

Simon 1867
17-01-10, 11:19 PM
You know your getting old and are proud of your lawn moaer

scott.parker
18-01-10, 12:20 AM
lol i know im getting old as im annoyed no one read the my first page, the idea was to copy paste so we had a complete list from A-Z lol

Welsh Dan
18-01-10, 12:34 AM
L) You moan about a £15 box.

scott.parker
18-01-10, 12:41 AM
lol that dont effect me one bit, but i would moan if i was told after i had paid as said..

brainsnova
18-01-10, 12:41 AM
M) when you cant read text type

wwmnw
18-01-10, 01:52 AM
N) More then one family member or loved one buys you a nose/facial hair trimmer for Christmas.

O) You forget things very quickly.

brainsnova
18-01-10, 03:26 AM
A)More than one family member or loved one buys you a nose/facial hair trimmer for Christmas.

B)You now realise that Radio 1 plays lots of **** and Chris ****ing Moyles talks more crap then jimmy cricket!

C)You wake up with more aches and pains in the morning then you do hang overs.

D) You know who he is

E)You keep driving a 17 year + old rot box to remember your youth

F) you can insure a heavily modified nova for under £400 lol

G) Your life insurance payments keep going up & your car insurance keeps going down.

H) You start making threads about it.

I) You feel like you can contribute to a thread on 'You know you're getting old...'

j) You turn up to a regional meet and everyone is younger than you (i like shows when mowglis there lol )

K) You look at Lego & wonder why when you were younger the models were sh1t compared to those now!

L) You moan about a £15 box.

M) when you cant read text type.

N) You forget things very quickly.

O) when you have a pipe and slippers.

mowgli
18-01-10, 08:00 AM
I'm just waiting to have the last word..........

novaguy08
18-01-10, 07:40 PM
A)More than one family member or loved one buys you a nose/facial hair trimmer for Christmas.

B)You now realise that Radio 1 plays lots of **** and Chris ****ing Moyles talks more crap then jimmy cricket!

C)You wake up with more aches and pains in the morning then you do hang overs.

D) You know who he is

E)You keep driving a 17 year + old rot box to remember your youth

F) you can insure a heavily modified nova for under £400

G) Your life insurance payments keep going up & your car insurance keeps going down.

H) You start making threads about it.

I) You feel like you can contribute to a thread on 'You know you're getting old...'

j) You turn up to a regional meet and everyone is younger than you (i like shows when mowglis there )

K) You look at Lego & wonder why when you were younger the models were sh1t compared to those now!

L) You moan about a £15 box.

M) when you cant read text type.

N) You forget things very quickly.

O) when you have a pipe and slippers.

P) You remember things you used to have when you were a kid, get them then remember how long ago it was you were actually a kid.

Dar
18-01-10, 07:56 PM
A)More than one family member or loved one buys you a nose/facial hair trimmer for Christmas.

B)You now realise that Radio 1 plays lots of **** and Chris ****ing Moyles talks more crap then jimmy cricket!

C)You wake up with more aches and pains in the morning then you do hang overs.

D) You know who he is

E)You keep driving a 17 year + old rot box to remember your youth

F) you can insure a heavily modified nova for under £400

G) Your life insurance payments keep going up & your car insurance keeps going down.

H) You start making threads about it.

I) You feel like you can contribute to a thread on 'You know you're getting old...'

j) You turn up to a regional meet and everyone is younger than you (i like shows when mowglis there )

K) You look at Lego & wonder why when you were younger the models were sh1t compared to those now!

L) You moan about a £15 box.

M) when you cant read text type.

N) You forget things very quickly.

O) when you have a pipe and slippers.

P) You remember things you used to have when you were a kid, get them then remember how long ago it was you were actually a kid.

Q) When you think your car dosn't need any more POWA!

mowgli
18-01-10, 07:57 PM
still waiting...

Dar
18-01-10, 08:00 PM
A)More than one family member or loved one buys you a nose/facial hair trimmer for Christmas.

B)You now realise that Radio 1 plays lots of **** and Chris ****ing Moyles talks more crap then jimmy cricket!

C)You wake up with more aches and pains in the morning then you do hang overs.

D) You know who he is

E)You keep driving a 17 year + old rot box to remember your youth

F) you can insure a heavily modified nova for under £400

G) Your life insurance payments keep going up & your car insurance keeps going down.

H) You start making threads about it.

I) You feel like you can contribute to a thread on 'You know you're getting old...'

j) You turn up to a regional meet and everyone is younger than you (i like shows when mowglis there )

K) You look at Lego & wonder why when you were younger the models were sh1t compared to those now!

L) You moan about a £15 box.

M) when you cant read text type.

N) You forget things very quickly.

O) when you have a pipe and slippers.

P) You remember things you used to have when you were a kid, get them then remember how long ago it was you were actually a kid.

Q) When you think your car dosn't need any more POWA!

R) When you always have to have the last word.

mowgli
18-01-10, 08:05 PM
A)More than one family member or loved one buys you a nose/facial hair trimmer for Christmas.

B)You now realise that Radio 1 plays lots of **** and Chris ****ing Moyles talks more crap then jimmy cricket!

C)You wake up with more aches and pains in the morning then you do hang overs.

D) You know who he is

E)You keep driving a 17 year + old rot box to remember your youth

F) you can insure a heavily modified nova for under £400

G) Your life insurance payments keep going up & your car insurance keeps going down.

H) You start making threads about it.

I) You feel like you can contribute to a thread on 'You know you're getting old...'

j) You turn up to a regional meet and everyone is younger than you (i like shows when mowglis there )

K) You look at Lego & wonder why when you were younger the models were sh1t compared to those now!

L) You moan about a £15 box.

M) when you cant read text type.

N) You forget things very quickly.

O) when you have a pipe and slippers.

P) You remember things you used to have when you were a kid, get them then remember how long ago it was you were actually a kid.

Q) When you think your car dosn't need any more POWA!

R) When you always have to have the last word

S) When you watch the gadget show & remember the stuff first time round when it cost £5 & not £200.

dontliftdrift
18-01-10, 08:31 PM
A)More than one family member or loved one buys you a nose/facial hair trimmer for Christmas.
B)You now realise that Radio 1 plays lots of **** and Chris ****ing Moyles talks more crap then jimmy cricket!

C)You wake up with more aches and pains in the morning then you do hang overs.

D) You know who he is

E)You keep driving a 17 year + old rot box to remember your youth

F) you can insure a heavily modified nova for under £400

G) Your life insurance payments keep going up & your car insurance keeps going down.

H) You start making threads about it.

I) You feel like you can contribute to a thread on 'You know you're getting old...'

j) You turn up to a regional meet and everyone is younger than you (i like shows when mowglis there )

K) You look at Lego & wonder why when you were younger the models were sh1t compared to those now!

L) You moan about a £15 box.

M) when you cant read text type.

N) You forget things very quickly.

O) when you have a pipe and slippers.

P) You remember things you used to have when you were a kid, get them then remember how long ago it was you were actually a kid.

Q) When you think your car dosn't need any more POWA!

R) When you always have to have the last word

S) When you watch the gadget show & remember the stuff first time round when it cost £5 & not £200

T)you can't have kids youve had the Transmitted disease for years

noknok
18-01-10, 08:31 PM
...what happens we we get to Z?

blue_peg_16v
18-01-10, 08:39 PM
aa
bb
cc

noknok
18-01-10, 08:54 PM
very sensible, you must be getting old :)

Rickardo
18-01-10, 09:03 PM
A)More than one family member or loved one buys you a nose/facial hair trimmer for Christmas.
B)You now realise that Radio 1 plays lots of **** and Chris ****ing Moyles talks more crap then jimmy cricket!

C)You wake up with more aches and pains in the morning then you do hang overs.

D) You know who he is

E)You keep driving a 17 year + old rot box to remember your youth

F) you can insure a heavily modified nova for under £400

G) Your life insurance payments keep going up & your car insurance keeps going down.

H) You start making threads about it.

I) You feel like you can contribute to a thread on 'You know you're getting old...'

j) You turn up to a regional meet and everyone is younger than you (i like shows when mowglis there )

K) You look at Lego & wonder why when you were younger the models were sh1t compared to those now!

L) You moan about a £15 box.

M) when you cant read text type.

N) You forget things very quickly.

O) when you have a pipe and slippers.

P) You remember things you used to have when you were a kid, get them then remember how long ago it was you were actually a kid.

Q) When you think your car dosn't need any more POWA!

R) When you always have to have the last word

S) When you watch the gadget show & remember the stuff first time round when it cost £5 & not £200

T)you can't have kids youve had the Transmitted disease for years

U) You'd rather go to sleep than bang the Mrs.

Mike
18-01-10, 09:20 PM
A)More than one family member or loved one buys you a nose/facial hair trimmer for Christmas.
B)You now realise that Radio 1 plays lots of **** and Chris ****ing Moyles talks more crap then jimmy cricket!

C)You wake up with more aches and pains in the morning then you do hang overs.

D) You know who he is

E)You keep driving a 17 year + old rot box to remember your youth

F) you can insure a heavily modified nova for under £400

G) Your life insurance payments keep going up & your car insurance keeps going down.

H) You start making threads about it.

I) You feel like you can contribute to a thread on 'You know you're getting old...'

j) You turn up to a regional meet and everyone is younger than you (i like shows when mowglis there )

K) You look at Lego & wonder why when you were younger the models were sh1t compared to those now!

L) You moan about a £15 box.

M) when you cant read text type.

N) You forget things very quickly.

O) when you have a pipe and slippers.

P) You remember things you used to have when you were a kid, get them then remember how long ago it was you were actually a kid.

Q) When you think your car dosn't need any more POWA!

R) When you always have to have the last word

S) When you watch the gadget show & remember the stuff first time round when it cost £5 & not £200

T)you can't have kids youve had the Transmitted disease for years

U) You'd rather go to sleep than bang the Mrs.

V) when you no longer get asked for ID lol

phazer
18-01-10, 09:32 PM
A)More than one family member or loved one buys you a nose/facial hair trimmer for Christmas.
B)You now realise that Radio 1 plays lots of **** and Chris ****ing Moyles talks more crap then jimmy cricket!

C)You wake up with more aches and pains in the morning then you do hang overs.

D) You know who he is

E)You keep driving a 17 year + old rot box to remember your youth

F) you can insure a heavily modified nova for under £400

G) Your life insurance payments keep going up & your car insurance keeps going down.

H) You start making threads about it.

I) You feel like you can contribute to a thread on 'You know you're getting old...'

j) You turn up to a regional meet and everyone is younger than you (i like shows when mowglis there )

K) You look at Lego & wonder why when you were younger the models were sh1t compared to those now!

L) You moan about a £15 box.

M) when you cant read text type.

N) You forget things very quickly.

O) when you have a pipe and slippers.

P) You remember things you used to have when you were a kid, get them then remember how long ago it was you were actually a kid.

Q) When you think your car dosn't need any more POWA!

R) When you always have to have the last word

S) When you watch the gadget show & remember the stuff first time round when it cost £5 & not £200

T)you can't have kids youve had the Transmitted disease for years

U) You'd rather go to sleep than bang the Mrs.

V) when you no longer get asked for ID lol

W) You're chuffed when you get asked for ID as you look like you might be under 25 lol

Mike
18-01-10, 09:43 PM
A)More than one family member or loved one buys you a nose/facial hair trimmer for Christmas.
B)You now realise that Radio 1 plays lots of **** and Chris ****ing Moyles talks more crap then jimmy cricket!

C)You wake up with more aches and pains in the morning then you do hang overs.

D) You know who he is

E)You keep driving a 17 year + old rot box to remember your youth

F) you can insure a heavily modified nova for under £400

G) Your life insurance payments keep going up & your car insurance keeps going down.

H) You start making threads about it.

I) You feel like you can contribute to a thread on 'You know you're getting old...'

j) You turn up to a regional meet and everyone is younger than you (i like shows when mowglis there )

K) You look at Lego & wonder why when you were younger the models were sh1t compared to those now!

L) You moan about a £15 box.

M) when you cant read text type.

N) You forget things very quickly.

O) when you have a pipe and slippers.

P) You remember things you used to have when you were a kid, get them then remember how long ago it was you were actually a kid.

Q) When you think your car dosn't need any more POWA!

R) When you always have to have the last word

S) When you watch the gadget show & remember the stuff first time round when it cost £5 & not £200

T)you can't have kids youve had the Transmitted disease for years

U) You'd rather go to sleep than bang the Mrs.

V) when you no longer get asked for ID lol

W) You're chuffed when you get asked for ID as you look like you might be under 25 lol

X) You wake up & your dead

mowgli
18-01-10, 10:14 PM
A)More than one family member or loved one buys you a nose/facial hair trimmer for Christmas.
B)You now realise that Radio 1 plays lots of **** and Chris ****ing Moyles talks more crap then jimmy cricket!

C)You wake up with more aches and pains in the morning then you do hang overs.

D) You know who he is

E)You keep driving a 17 year + old rot box to remember your youth

F) you can insure a heavily modified nova for under £400

G) Your life insurance payments keep going up & your car insurance keeps going down.

H) You start making threads about it.

I) You feel like you can contribute to a thread on 'You know you're getting old...'

j) You turn up to a regional meet and everyone is younger than you (i like shows when mowglis there )

K) You look at Lego & wonder why when you were younger the models were sh1t compared to those now!

L) You moan about a £15 box.

M) when you cant read text type.

N) You forget things very quickly.

O) when you have a pipe and slippers.

P) You remember things you used to have when you were a kid, get them then remember how long ago it was you were actually a kid.

Q) When you think your car dosn't need any more POWA!

R) When you always have to have the last word

S) When you watch the gadget show & remember the stuff first time round when it cost £5 & not £200

T)you can't have kids youve had the Transmitted disease for years

U) You'd rather go to sleep than bang the Mrs.

V) when you no longer get asked for ID lol

W) You're chuffed when you get asked for ID as you look like you might be under 25 lol

X) You wake up & your dead

y) you buy for comfort not style

noknok
18-01-10, 10:18 PM
A)More than one family member or loved one buys you a nose/facial hair trimmer for Christmas.
B)You now realise that Radio 1 plays lots of **** and Chris ****ing Moyles talks more crap then jimmy cricket!

C)You wake up with more aches and pains in the morning then you do hang overs.

D) You know who he is

E)You keep driving a 17 year + old rot box to remember your youth

F) you can insure a heavily modified nova for under £400

G) Your life insurance payments keep going up & your car insurance keeps going down.

H) You start making threads about it.

I) You feel like you can contribute to a thread on 'You know you're getting old...'

j) You turn up to a regional meet and everyone is younger than you (i like shows when mowglis there )

K) You look at Lego & wonder why when you were younger the models were sh1t compared to those now!

L) You moan about a £15 box.

M) when you cant read text type.

N) You forget things very quickly.

O) when you have a pipe and slippers.

P) You remember things you used to have when you were a kid, get them then remember how long ago it was you were actually a kid.

Q) When you think your car dosn't need any more POWA!

R) When you always have to have the last word

S) When you watch the gadget show & remember the stuff first time round when it cost £5 & not £200

T)you can't have kids youve had the Transmitted disease for years

U) You'd rather go to sleep than bang the Mrs.

V) when you no longer get asked for ID lol

W) You're chuffed when you get asked for ID as you look like you might be under 25 lol

X) You wake up & your dead

y) you buy for comfort not style

Z) You tuck your t-shirt in and it feels gooood

Mike
18-01-10, 10:18 PM
A)More than one family member or loved one buys you a nose/facial hair trimmer for Christmas.
B)You now realise that Radio 1 plays lots of **** and Chris ****ing Moyles talks more crap then jimmy cricket!

C)You wake up with more aches and pains in the morning then you do hang overs.

D) You know who he is

E)You keep driving a 17 year + old rot box to remember your youth

F) you can insure a heavily modified nova for under £400

G) Your life insurance payments keep going up & your car insurance keeps going down.

H) You start making threads about it.

I) You feel like you can contribute to a thread on 'You know you're getting old...'

j) You turn up to a regional meet and everyone is younger than you (i like shows when mowglis there )

K) You look at Lego & wonder why when you were younger the models were sh1t compared to those now!

L) You moan about a £15 box.

M) when you cant read text type.

N) You forget things very quickly.

O) when you have a pipe and slippers.

P) You remember things you used to have when you were a kid, get them then remember how long ago it was you were actually a kid.

Q) When you think your car dosn't need any more POWA!

R) When you always have to have the last word

S) When you watch the gadget show & remember the stuff first time round when it cost £5 & not £200

T)you can't have kids youve had the Transmitted disease for years

U) You'd rather go to sleep than bang the Mrs.

V) when you no longer get asked for ID lol

W) You're chuffed when you get asked for ID as you look like you might be under 25 lol

X) You wake up & your dead

y) you buy for comfort not style

Z) you realise Mowgli speaks the truth lol lol

scott.parker
19-01-10, 08:32 AM
Now we have done the alphabet lets either do as said, AA) BB) or go numerical, as this is not a bad thread so far lol

dontliftdrift
19-01-10, 08:39 PM
Now we have done the alphabet lets either do as said, AA) BB) or go numerical, as this is not a bad thread so far lol

AA - are robbing cu*ts

bazil
19-01-10, 08:48 PM
AA - are robbing cu*ts
BB - you realise you should have been out under age drinking instead you went to the BB's

dontliftdrift
19-01-10, 08:49 PM
AA - are robbing cu*ts
BB - you realise you should have been out under age drinking instead you went to the BB's
CC - cubic capacity lol

sparkie1401
19-01-10, 08:59 PM
A)More than one family member or loved one buys you a nose/facial hair trimmer for Christmas.
B)You now realise that Radio 1 plays lots of **** and Chris ****ing Moyles talks more crap then jimmy cricket!

C)You wake up with more aches and pains in the morning then you do hang overs.

D) You know who he is

E)You keep driving a 17 year + old rot box to remember your youth

F) you can insure a heavily modified nova for under £400

G) Your life insurance payments keep going up & your car insurance keeps going down.

H) You start making threads about it.

I) You feel like you can contribute to a thread on 'You know you're getting old...'

j) You turn up to a regional meet and everyone is younger than you (i like shows when mowglis there )

K) You look at Lego & wonder why when you were younger the models were sh1t compared to those now!

L) You moan about a £15 box.

M) when you cant read text type.

N) You forget things very quickly.

O) when you have a pipe and slippers.

P) You remember things you used to have when you were a kid, get them then remember how long ago it was you were actually a kid.

Q) When you think your car dosn't need any more POWA!

R) When you always have to have the last word

S) When you watch the gadget show & remember the stuff first time round when it cost £5 & not £200

T)you can't have kids youve had the Transmitted disease for years

U) You'd rather go to sleep than bang the Mrs.

V) when you no longer get asked for ID lol

W) You're chuffed when you get asked for ID as you look like you might be under 25 lol

X) You wake up & your dead

y) you buy for comfort not style

AA - are robbing cu*ts
BB - you realise you should have been out under age drinking instead you went to the BB's
CC - cubic capacity
DD - you get older but girls always seem to be 18 years old (jailbait)

novaguy08
19-01-10, 08:59 PM
Crap beaten to it

mowgli
19-01-10, 10:32 PM
A)More than one family member or loved one buys you a nose/facial hair trimmer for Christmas.
B)You now realise that Radio 1 plays lots of **** and Chris ****ing Moyles talks more crap then jimmy cricket!

C)You wake up with more aches and pains in the morning then you do hang overs.

D) You know who he is

E)You keep driving a 17 year + old rot box to remember your youth

F) you can insure a heavily modified nova for under £400

G) Your life insurance payments keep going up & your car insurance keeps going down.

H) You start making threads about it.

I) You feel like you can contribute to a thread on 'You know you're getting old...'

j) You turn up to a regional meet and everyone is younger than you (i like shows when mowglis there )

K) You look at Lego & wonder why when you were younger the models were sh1t compared to those now!

L) You moan about a £15 box.

M) when you cant read text type.

N) You forget things very quickly.

O) when you have a pipe and slippers.

P) You remember things you used to have when you were a kid, get them then remember how long ago it was you were actually a kid.

Q) When you think your car dosn't need any more POWA!

R) When you always have to have the last word

S) When you watch the gadget show & remember the stuff first time round when it cost £5 & not £200

T)you can't have kids youve had the Transmitted disease for years

U) You'd rather go to sleep than bang the Mrs.

V) when you no longer get asked for ID lol

W) You're chuffed when you get asked for ID as you look like you might be under 25 lol

X) You wake up & your dead

y) you buy for comfort not style

z) you take ibuprofen instead of multivitamins

AA - are robbing cu*ts
BB - you realise you should have been out under age drinking instead you went to the BB's
CC - cubic capacity
DD - you get older but girls always seem to be 18 years old (jailbait)
EE - it takes all night to do what you used to do all night...

Jack
19-01-10, 10:33 PM
Err, should it not be AA, AB, AC, AD... surely? LOL

mowgli
19-01-10, 10:35 PM
A)More than one family member or loved one buys you a nose/facial hair trimmer for Christmas.

B)You now realise that Radio 1 plays lots of **** and Chris ****ing Moyles talks more crap then jimmy cricket!

C)You wake up with more aches and pains in the morning then you do hang overs.

D) You know who he is

E)You keep driving a 17 year + old rot box to remember your youth

F) you can insure a heavily modified nova for under £400

G) Your life insurance payments keep going up & your car insurance keeps going down.

H) You start making threads about it.

I) You feel like you can contribute to a thread on 'You know you're getting old...'

j) You turn up to a regional meet and everyone is younger than you (i like shows when mowglis there )

K) You look at Lego & wonder why when you were younger the models were sh1t compared to those now!

L) You moan about a £15 box.

M) when you cant read text type.

N) You forget things very quickly.

O) when you have a pipe and slippers.

P) You remember things you used to have when you were a kid, get them then remember how long ago it was you were actually a kid.

Q) When you think your car dosn't need any more POWA!

R) When you always have to have the last word

S) When you watch the gadget show & remember the stuff first time round when it cost £5 & not £200

T)you can't have kids youve had the Transmitted disease for years

U) You'd rather go to sleep than bang the Mrs.

V) when you no longer get asked for ID lol

W) You're chuffed when you get asked for ID as you look like you might be under 25 lol

X) You wake up & your dead

y) you buy for comfort not style

z) you take ibuprofen instead of multivitamins

AA - are robbing cu*ts
BB - you realise you should have been out under age drinking instead you went to the BB's
CC - cubic capacity
DD - you get older but girls always seem to be 18 years old (jailbait)
EE - it takes all night to do what you used to do all night...

FF - when you get confused about the way letters should go

scott.parker
19-01-10, 11:34 PM
GG now theres a size i miss! lol

Jack
19-01-10, 11:48 PM
mmm, I know two girls with double G :d

Bubba
19-01-10, 11:50 PM
^^ as do it...they are EPIC :p

Hobbit
20-01-10, 01:34 PM
A)More than one family member or loved one buys you a nose/facial hair trimmer for Christmas.

B)You now realise that Radio 1 plays lots of **** and Chris ****ing Moyles talks more crap then jimmy cricket!

C)You wake up with more aches and pains in the morning then you do hang overs.

D) You know who he is

E)You keep driving a 17 year + old rot box to remember your youth

F) you can insure a heavily modified nova for under £400

G) Your life insurance payments keep going up & your car insurance keeps going down.

H) You start making threads about it.

I) You feel like you can contribute to a thread on 'You know you're getting old...'

j) You turn up to a regional meet and everyone is younger than you (i like shows when mowglis there )

K) You look at Lego & wonder why when you were younger the models were sh1t compared to those now!

L) You moan about a £15 box.

M) when you cant read text type.

N) You forget things very quickly.

O) when you have a pipe and slippers.

P) You remember things you used to have when you were a kid, get them then remember how long ago it was you were actually a kid.

Q) When you think your car dosn't need any more POWA!

R) When you always have to have the last word

S) When you watch the gadget show & remember the stuff first time round when it cost £5 & not £200

T)you can't have kids youve had the Transmitted disease for years

U) You'd rather go to sleep than bang the Mrs.

V) when you no longer get asked for ID lol

W) You're chuffed when you get asked for ID as you look like you might be under 25 lol

X) You wake up & your dead

y) you buy for comfort not style

z) you take ibuprofen instead of multivitamins

AA - are robbing cu*ts
BB - you realise you should have been out under age drinking instead you went to the BB's
CC - cubic capacity
DD - you get older but girls always seem to be 18 years old (jailbait)
EE - it takes all night to do what you used to do all night...
FF - when you get confused about the way letters should go
GG now theres a size i miss! lol

HH - you sneeze and accidently let a fart out.