I've Been FAILING ;)

[bmw156]

jack, if you can get that pic back. i kill you..


:d

[Mike]

Been busy Z'eding it up?

[Jack]

...taking pictures of girls sleeping? :wtf:

[Mike]

...taking pictures of girls sleeping? :wtf:

At least he didnt get caught blowing his load on there sleeping faces lol lol lol so theres a plus point :d

[L14MNP]

...taking poor quality pictures of possibly underage girls sleeping?

Email me the rest. lol

[blue_peg_16v]

oh dear oh dear

[djbrowney]

is the one closest not a bloke, are you by ???

[L14MNP]

is the on closest not a bloke, are you by ???

That aint no dude IMO. by lol

[bmw156]

lol, DJ browney thats kelbelle, my GF. thanks!

and no they are not underage. both 21.

liam, whats your email lol

[Mike]

is the one closest not a bloke, are you by ???

LMAO at by lol lol yeah hes bye bye lol

[Graeme]

is the one closest not a bloke, are you by ???

I'll rep you on a weekly basis until I stop laughing lol

[L14MNP]

LOL @ male GF. Burn. lol

Maybe he's buy?

[Benn]

So let me get this right,

They arnt underage.
You haven't fap'ed over them while they where sleeping..

Funk me that's so much fail, we need to buy you a crown.

[Mike]

LOL @ male GF. Burn. lol

Maybe he's buy?

Buy one get one free?

[brainsnova]

i thought you were going to say you sorted the damp on the ceiling.

[Mike]

So let me get this right,

They arnt underage.
You haven't fap'ed over them while they where sleeping..

Funk me that's so much fail, we need to buy you a crown.
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0810/rape-rape-anime-fap-lol-cookie-demotivational-poster-1225138695.jpg

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/funny_lolz.jpg

[djbrowney]

my bad sorry lol

did you poke them both then ???

[Spudly]

is the one closest not a bloke, are you by ???




LMFAO rofle and other assorted Lolments lol



Have some +Rep:thumb:

[Benn]

Girl love sharing the bed, why arnt that not all cuddled up just in bra and knickers? Man there's so much wrong with that pic.

[Andy]

Stripey jumpers,sleeping with clothes on?
flol somebody been on the md 20/20?

[Mike]

Girl love sharing the bed, why arnt that not all cuddled up just in bra and knickers? Man there's so much wrong with that pic.

The first weird thing that occured to me in that pic is.....

Why are they sleeping side ways on the bed??

And then everything occured to me......

Boobs, baby oil, nudeyness, baby oil, lesbians etc etc where is it???

[blue_peg_16v]

lol

[Benn]

Stripey jumpers,sleeping with clothes on?
flol somebody been on the md 20/20?


20/20... Christ i got 2in the goo 1 in the poo with a girl drinking that..




The first weird thing that occured to me in that pic is.....

Why are they sleeping side ways on the bed??

And then everything occured to me......

Boobs, baby oil, nudeyness, baby oil, lesbians etc etc where is it???

As i said, i think we've crown the new Fail King.

[Mike]

20/20... Christ i got 2in the goo 1 in the poo with a girl drinking that..

:(
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Benn again.

[L14MNP]

Stripey jumpers,sleeping with clothes on?
flol somebody been on the md 20/20?
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/page/chav-42885.jpg
Here's BMX in his matching attire.

lol @ 20/20. Can you even still by that? I think they've been on the blastaways!

Brains lol I remember the ceiling. :d

[Jack]

http://209.85.48.10/html/emoticons/ninja.gif

[bmw156]

i hate you mod's

[Graeme]

Can you still get Mad Dog 20/20?

Rep for the Shocker Benn

[Benn]

:(
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Benn again.

:mad: i always miss out on rep.

Goes for a memory fap.

[Andy]

lol lol lol lol
and even more lols at thread title

[Andy]

and yes mad dog is still available in orange and strawberry

[L14MNP]

Charvers zonked out in the bed.

Any cowie face gen? lol

[Andy]

lol lol lol hahah
"show us ya best cowie face"

[Benn]

I'll send you 20notes to spunk in the back of one of their hairs.... Pics must be posts of the finished item.

[blue_peg_16v]

lol at title change

[L14MNP]

lol lol lol hahah
"show us ya best cowie face"
lol
In me 'Enri Llyods

[Andy]

I'll send you 20notes to spunk in the back of one of their hairs.... Pics must be posts of the finished item.
£25 to waterski the chav one

[djbrowney]

lol lol lol lol lol love the title change

[Spudly]

Any cowie face gen? lol



Lamp you really dont know how much youve just amused me and Andy, im about 70 miles from him and i know how much he will be Lol'ing from here lol

[Count Vaux Alot]

http://209.85.48.10/html/emoticons/ninja.gif

Brilliant lol

[Benn]

£25 to waterski the chav one

Hang on i don't know that one...

[napalm_27]

come on weres the pics gone..?

[Andy]

Hang on i don't know that...
Urban dictionary it lol

[Andy]

come on weres the pics gone..?
oryt m8 r dem nov springs stil 4 sal?




lol

[L14MNP]

Lamp you really dont know how much youve just amused me and Andy, im about 70 miles from him and i know how much he will be Lol'ing from here lol lol. I picture http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQQCX-7QC-M
A classic from the stripey jumper light fingered type and filmed around 1.5 miles from my house. :wtf:lol

[Benn]

Urban dictionary it lol

hahahahaha that's dirty

Be cleaner to just beat one out over her when she's having a piss no? lol

[L14MNP]

I'm pleased the pics gone. Looks like you could catch the bad aids just from viewing. Nevermind purging fluids. lol

[Benn]

Urban dictionary it lol



Teabagger

One who slaps another person in the face with their nad sack.
I just teabagged your sister

Its the last bit i love.

[blue_peg_16v]

oryt m8 r dem nov springs stil 4 sal?




lol

+rep

[L14MNP]

A "chav gang" is a bunch of people who are dragging our planet down. They have the intellegance of a Scrotum and have the vocabulary of a retard. They spend their day outside the local shop asking innocent people to go in and buy tobacco and alcohol for them. If you refuse to go in then you will be attacked with a bunch of words that nobody has ever heard before and eventually you will be headbutted by the group leader (the kid in the stripey jumper). Chavs spend their weekends getting as drunk as possible off cider which they have bought with their mothers prostitution money. A chav will wear cheap clothes which they think looks "wikid init!". The main chav clothes are TN hats, Stripey "Teddy Baker" sweaters and Nike TN Trainers... If you ever see a gang like this and you dont feel like being abused then run because they only attack when they are in numbers an you are not.
"Eyaar yo go int shop for me lad"
"sorry mate im busy"
"you ****in wat!!!"
"Move you chav"
"Ill headbutt you in a minute init bling bling"

lol

[Andy]

lol

[kelbelle]

Thanks guys! I spend one day with my hair messy and no make up and get called a man! Guess I'm a better looking man than most of you ugly c unts lmao

[Spudly]

I certainly wouldnt say that :p

[brainsnova]

im ok so's spudly and lamp lol

[L14MNP]

Thanks guys! I spend one day with my hair messy and no make up and get called a man! Guess I'm a better looking man than most of you ugly c unts lmao
You look like a dude in your DP too.
http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac157/itsallac0nspiracy/Random/untitled-4.jpg?t=1263685684
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XdP6Lp2ceqY/SsLSRqbwECI/AAAAAAAAAoY/uIka7G_Tz2o/s400/oni_bandana.jpg
Night all. :)

[blue_peg_16v]

whats wrong with kel and martin getting all shirty recently? you on a drought or something lol

[Spudly]

whats wrong with kel and martin getting all shirty recently? you on a drought or something lol



Youre not the only one who has made that comment, what gives you two?

[bmw156]

whats wrong with kel and martin getting all shirty recently? you on a drought or something lol
i dont get shirty, i just sometimes dont get the logic behind things. and im sure other on here have been more shirty then me....

stoo for example...

and when i try and have a joke... this thread happens lol

[mowgli]

its part of growing up, you'll get used to it

[kelbelle]

You look like a dude in your DP too.
http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac157/itsallac0nspiracy/Random/untitled-4.jpg?t=1263685684
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XdP6Lp2ceqY/SsLSRqbwECI/AAAAAAAAAoY/uIka7G_Tz2o/s400/oni_bandana.jpg
Night all. :)

This is a case of double standards again. I have a nicer picture and Im called an ASW, I put an honest photo and Im called a man. FYI that photo is in New York and it was -9 so make up and hair was the last thing on my mind lol

Its not getting shirty it standing up for myself and having a laugh.

[Benn]

i dont get shirty, i just sometimes dont get the logic behind things. and im sure other on here have been more shirty then me....

stoo for example...

and when i try and have a joke... this thread happens lol

Hang on, "don't get the logic behind things and try and have a joke..."

You post a pic of your Mrs and friend asleep... What did you really think the thread would run out like?

[mowgli]

Hang on, "don't get the logic behind things and try and have a joke..."

You post a pic of your Mrs and friend asleep... What did you really think the thread would run out like?

http://lebz.org/

[Graeme]

What actually happened to the picture in question?

[djbrowney]

he deleted if for fear of kelbell chopping his sack off !

[Benn]

http://lebz.org/

Is that cause i don't mean seance or him?

[scott.parker]

Well i think i get what whent on, but what a load of balls.. lol

[mowgli]

ktm125 did this a while back with some seaside pics of him, kel & some friends at the seaside.... they were on here for about 20mins before she stuck the genital cuff on him & made him take them off......

under the thumb or what???????


next time, send the pics to someone else by email so we can keep them on here permanently

[blue_peg_16v]

oops teddys are flying lol

[Rob]

this threads made me lol

[dontliftdrift]

wtf.....

[mowgli]

wtf.....

to summarise..... bmw156 & kelbelle are an old married couple, but they haven't worked it out yet......he tries to do stuff and she simply threatens to turn the tap off & so he always gives in to her demands......

[Hobbit]

Thanks guys! I spend one day with my hair messy and no make up and get called a man! Guess I'm a better looking man than most of you ugly c unts lmao

No way, Spudly i soooooo much hotter than you. Oh yes I would :d

Pmsl at Mowgli lol

[kelbelle]

Hold on woah woah woah!

Those pictures of us at the seaside, I asked Martin to remove ones of me because I didnt want pictures of me on here because this kind of things happens! e.g. called various horrible names

That is some amazing generalisations you guys seem to have made. I asked Martin to take down one picture of me (the seaside ones) and now you have come to the conclusion that martin is under the thumb, we are having relationship problems and I stop him having fun!!! Thats like saying you once saw your mate pat another guy on the back so he is a raging homo that has regular man orgies at the old folks home!

Martin took down the picture of me and my mate asleep by himself without me saying anything because you guys started ripping me and out of respect for his girlfriend and trying to be a good partner he tried to put a stop to it.

[Edd]

comical reading

[scott.parker]

Hold on woah woah woah!

Those pictures of us at the seaside, I asked Martin to remove ones of me because I didnt want pictures of me on here because this kind of things happens! e.g. called various horrible names

That is some amazing generalisations you guys seem to have made. I asked Martin to take down one picture of me (the seaside ones) and now you have come to the conclusion that martin is under the thumb, we are having relationship problems and I stop him having fun!!! Thats like saying you once saw your mate pat another guy on the back so he is a raging homo that has regular man orgies at the old folks home!

Martin took down the picture of me and my mate asleep by himself without me saying anything because you guys started ripping me and out of respect for his girlfriend and trying to be a good partner he tried to put a stop to it.

Bull ****! if he has respect for you he wouldn't put the pic up pretending he has had a threesome with you and some other girl!

Then he realised you would see it, or you did and had a go at him, hence his back peddle, we weren't born yesterday you know.. lol

[Spudly]

And plus for the matter dont worry if people say he is under the thumb, its banter lass just laugh it off, look at me everyone rags me and says im gay, look at Lee's sig if youve not noticed, so i play up to it and have a laugh, and no im not before anyone says it, and same for Lee, he also gets called gay/limp and alsorts of stuff, look at my sig, but again its banter just laugh it off :p

[napalm_27]

And plus for the matter dont worry if people say he is under the thumb, its banter lass just laugh it off, look at me everyone rags me and says im gay, look at Lee's sig if youve not noticed, so i play up to it and have a laugh, and no im not before anyone says it, and same for Lee, he also gets called gay/limp and alsorts of stuff, look at my sig, but again its banter just laugh it off :p
lol lol lol lol lol lol i just noticed your sig lol lol lol lol lol lol

[Graeme]

So you aren't gay Spud? I'd of put good money on that

[blue_peg_16v]

the reason i said what i said was not realy to do with this thread kel, you and martin used to get involved in the banter but just recently like in this thread you have both got very defencive, its not just me that has said this as spud also pointed out.

its banter and having a laugh just like at pv when me spud and baxter re arranged your stuff in the nova .

[napalm_27]

So you aren't gay Spud? I'd of put good money on that

damn i was hoping he was so i could get away with putting my nut sack on his face when camping at an event this year lol lol lol

[blue_peg_16v]

And plus for the matter dont worry if people say he is under the thumb, its banter lass just laugh it off, look at me everyone rags me and says im gay, look at Lee's sig if youve not noticed, so i play up to it and have a laugh, and no im not before anyone says it, and same for Lee, he also gets called gay/limp and alsorts of stuff, look at my sig, but again its banter just laugh it off :p

point proven at shows last year when i brought you the pink cup and tia maria lol

[scott.parker]

point proven at shows last year when i brought you the pink cup and tia maria lol

lol it was that orange **** that he was necking that i couldn't get over, it was rank smelt bad enough..

[blue_peg_16v]

the contreaux lol

hendrix and rob drank most of that hence the mess in the tent the next morning lol

[scott.parker]

Hendrix was like some stalker, he was just lurking in the shadows all the time! lol

[Spudly]

Exactly, i just laugh and go along with it, if you cant beat em, join em lol




And no Graeme, your money wouldve been misplaced :p



Hendrix was like some stalker, he was just lurking in the shadows all the time! lol


Waiting to steal more alcohols lol

[mowgli]

trust me kellybelly.....Ive been married for 15 years...... that lad is under the thumb......

[blue_peg_16v]

bet he knows the saying that serves all men well and means they dont have to live in the dog kennal

"yes dear"

lol

mogli has moments of alzimers hence his recent plee for digs lol

[kelbelle]

I dont mind having a banter and laugh, I know thats what PNG is all about but some people over step the mark sometimes and dont seem to realise they hurt peoples feelings.
I'm not defensive about me or martin as single people just dont like it if people diss my relationship especially when they dont know us at all.

FYI, im not even asleep in the picture im pretending. I made a joke to martin about having two girls in his bed and that he should take a picture, it was his idea to put it up on png and i agreed. He then removed it when you lot starting being nasty.

ANYWAY!!!! Do Spudly I hear your gay

[blue_peg_16v]

thats secretly why weve never seen him with a girl kel

[sparkie1401]

i dont think your gay spud, but i do think you fancy Guin lol

[blue_peg_16v]

so hes gay and into beastiality ooops sectrts out lol

[Jack]

http://www.forumsextreme.com/images/fFR_UPSdelivers.jpg

[blue_peg_16v]

lol

[Spudly]

Lmfao, yeah i take up the poo chute like the rest of them kel didnt you know :p

[Mike]

We definetly need a "Legendary thread corner" an this has to go in it :D

LMFBO at Limps vid >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQQCX-7QC-M

That is piss funny "riding along singing a song next to a great big pylon, i bet 90% of my cloths are made from nylon" LOL lol lol

[blue_peg_16v]

wtf

[Jack]

LMFBO at Limps vid >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQQCX-7QC-M

That is piss funny "riding along singing a song next to a great big pylon, i bet 90% of my cloths are made from nylon" LOL lol lol
http://i373.photobucket.com/albums/oo176/slicclex/thread-delivers.jpg

[Sloth]

i just lol'd so hard i cried.












btw spud is gay, but only on the weekend as esmerelda.....

[L14MNP]

diss my relationship
http://www.nakedwithsockson.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/hoodrat-movement.jpg

Aye, can't beat the cowie faces and lyrics in the magical bike ride. lol
That's right next to Warden Law carting circuit if anyone cares. lol

http://www.deliserestoration.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/mold-ceiling.jpg
Is it sorted yet? lol

Also, Limp :(
Fcuk you all, you're all knobs and I'm better than everyone on here etc /JellyBellyABC999 stylee reply.

[Hobbit]

whinge, moan, bla bla bla whinge moan

geez, I come on png to get away from that ****... :roll:

[Edd]

this thread is the reason NOT to let your partner register on PNG lol lol lol

bmx123 must be well embarressed with all this.

comical tho.

[bmw156]

lol edd, tbh, i took the pic down because i could see the thread was going in the wrong direction. not because kelly asked me to.

do i feel embarresed, not really. i always know i can get up out of my chair and get on with my life and leave png geeks with png ;)

[MattBrown]

3 ******* days I'm off, and I miss this golden thread?

Personally I see no problems?

Some people think my gfs ugly, others (graeme dixon) mentioning no names of course (cooltiger)

would abuse it so she couldn't sit down:)

personally, I don't see the issues here?

My gf often necks girls etc, if I get pics it's an awesome bonus:)

I say guin, bmw156, and miss Kelly have a 3sum, then fire up the piccies:)

[Spudly]

i always know i can get up out of my chair and get on with my life and leave png geeks with png ;)



If thats your opinion if us all, jog on then :p

[Mike]

^ yeah boi!

[Andy]

lol @ All Of This

[mowgli]

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object3/370/99/n51597632422_9471.jpg

[kelbelle]

:roll: YAWN!

[mowgli]

well put the bloody picture back up if you aren't that bothered, so the rest of us can see that it really is nothing at all, and thus shut up about it........

[Sloth]

amen mowgli. show us the pics. mr flibble demands it!

[Jack]

http://www.failpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/fail_thread.jpg

[draper]

i cant be arsed to read the whole thread, what have i missed ?

[Jack]

i cant be arsed to read the whole thread, what have i missed ?
12 pages of gay.

[sparkie1401]

i cant be arsed to read the whole thread, what have i missed ?

3 fifths of fcuk all if truth be told lol

[bmw156]

12 pages of gay.

3 pages ;)

[blue_peg_16v]

says 12 on page count

have you been playing with yourself to much thus loosing your sight lol

[draper]

so a typical PNG thread lol

[bmw156]

lol no, i have my settings to show 40 posts a page, as my PC and internet can load them well :)

[mowgli]

so post up the sodding picture of nothing actually happening so admin can close this thread down as a non event

[Jack]

lol my ex used to do that. Too much scrolling + non-default page references = lose

[blue_peg_16v]

i stand corrected

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm71/richardmee/Alf1011.jpg

[mowgli]

inconceivably actually means that it is impossible... thus it is not gay???????

[blue_peg_16v]

not according to the dictionary

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–adjective 1.not conceivable; unimaginable; unthinkable2.unbelievable; incredible.

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[mowgli]

Load of letters, sqiggles & other bollocks


–adjective 1.not conceivable; unimaginable; unthinkable2.unbelievable; incredible.

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Related forms:
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so if it is inconceivable, it is unimaginable, unbelievable, unthnkable.... I think you'll find it is impossible too

yes I am a pedant

[blue_peg_16v]

if something is unthinkable or unbelievable its not impossible,

the devistation caused by the sunami was unthinkable before it happened but not impossible

unless your talking to sloth about an engine conversion he is actualy going to do that is impossible lol

[L14MNP]

png geeks

i have my settings to show 40 posts a page
http://z.about.com/d/gonyc/1/0/E/R/pot_bellied_pig.jpg
http://popsop.ru/wp-content/uploads/carling_previous-design.jpg
http://www-tc.pbs.org/wgbh/aia/part3/images/3meth0301b.jpg
';)' lol

[mowgli]

What? and you're not???

[L14MNP]

I don't know sh!t about computers and the internet lol.

Winging it FTW.

[novaguy08]

http://z.about.com/d/gonyc/1/0/E/R/pot_bellied_pig.jpg
http://popsop.ru/wp-content/uploads/carling_previous-design.jpg
http://www-tc.pbs.org/wgbh/aia/part3/images/3meth0301b.jpg
';)' lol

Hmmm, is it weird I know what your on about here?

EDIT: I think!

[L14MNP]

Nah it's not weird. I notice this
http://www.sz-wholesale.com/uploadFiles/Stainless%20steel%20Tea%20Kettle_600.jpg
didn't display though. Once again highlighting my lack of computing skill. lol

[Benn]

Hows the can kettle?

[L14MNP]

Pot
calling
kettle
black.

It doesn't help that me kettle wouldn't display. lol

[Benn]

Ah now it makes a bit more scene.

[L14MNP]

Scene? Now I know you're obsessed with polishing. lol

[Jack]

so if it is inconceivable, it is unimaginable, unbelievable, unthnkable.... I think you'll find it is impossible too

yes I am a pedant
To say something is inconceivable would imply it was beyond comprehension, but not impossible.

[Benn]

Tired, not really paying attention tbh...lol