Jack
16-01-10, 05:36 PM
http://www.influx.co.uk/wordpress/features/the-day-of-reckoning/
As soon as I was caught I rung up a very reputable rider training organisation, run and staffed by serving and former police officers. I made sure they gave written reports and signed up for the next available course. As I suspected my report was pretty good, not faultless, but good. During the day, in the company of a Class 1 motorcycle instructor on his day off, we rode at over 100mph in a 60, highlighting the complete hypocrisy of the system. Still, I had official paperwork showing that I wasn’t a numptie and it let me honestly say I took my skill levels and rider training seriously. The idea was to show I had half-a-brain.
Great. So he got nicked for doing 80 in a 50, and decided to prove he had "half a brain" by riding at 100 in a 60 zone.
And this is endorsed by Adrian Flux. Excellent, so when I ring them for an insurance quote in a few days time, I'll make a point of reminding them that yes I have 3 points for doing 96mph on the M5, but by their own musings that means I'm a good driver.
Fukktards.
As soon as I was caught I rung up a very reputable rider training organisation, run and staffed by serving and former police officers. I made sure they gave written reports and signed up for the next available course. As I suspected my report was pretty good, not faultless, but good. During the day, in the company of a Class 1 motorcycle instructor on his day off, we rode at over 100mph in a 60, highlighting the complete hypocrisy of the system. Still, I had official paperwork showing that I wasn’t a numptie and it let me honestly say I took my skill levels and rider training seriously. The idea was to show I had half-a-brain.
Great. So he got nicked for doing 80 in a 50, and decided to prove he had "half a brain" by riding at 100 in a 60 zone.
And this is endorsed by Adrian Flux. Excellent, so when I ring them for an insurance quote in a few days time, I'll make a point of reminding them that yes I have 3 points for doing 96mph on the M5, but by their own musings that means I'm a good driver.
Fukktards.