facebook fines...

[dave.gsi]

anyone with any friends on facebook must have got this by now......work out your fine then post it....no cheating

This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it.

Smoked weed -- £10
Did acid or pills -- £5
Ever had sex at church -- £25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- £25
Had sex for money -- £100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20
Vandalized something -- £20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10
Beat up someone -- £20
Been jumped -- £10
Cross dressed -- £10
Given money to stripper -- £25
Been in love with a stripper -- £20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15
Ever drive and drank -- £20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50
Used toys while having sex -- £30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20
Went skinny dipping -- £5
Had sex in a pool -- £20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20
Cheated on your significant other -- £10
Masturbated -- £10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20
Done oral -- £5
Got oral -- £5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- £25
Stole something -- £10
Had sex with someone in jail -- £25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- £15
Had a threesome -- £50
Had sex in public -- £20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred quid-- £20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- £25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25
Went streaking -- £5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15
Been arrested -- £5
Spent time in jail -- £15
Pissed in the pool -- £0.50
Played spin the bottle -- £5
Done something you regret -- £20
Had sex with your best friend -- £20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25
Had anal sex -- £80
Lied to your mate -- £5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25

Tally it up and put it on ur status as: "My Fine Is..." copy and paste, then repost

[dave.gsi]

i'll start the ball rolling with my fine of £515.60p :d

[blue_peg_16v]

thats old

[Spudly]

£694.60 lol

[Bobminda]

£245.60

[Mark]

My fine is £320.60

[Bobminda]

£694.60 lol

You Dirty old man

[blue_peg_16v]

you must be telling fibs or lead one sheltered life

[Spudly]

You Dirty old man

Meh, you only live once so live a little, and less of the old lol



Kelmel reckons hers was £180, now thats sheltered:eek:

[blue_peg_16v]

i smell bull lol

[Bobminda]

you must be telling fibs or lead one sheltered life

I come from a small village so dont get out much

Im off to do some Anal and the fall in love with a striper then lie about it !

That should help my fine lol

[blue_peg_16v]

695.60 for mine

[Jack]

Feck me. I'm not going to post mine as its concerningly high :wtf: £855.60

an yes it did end in .60p. P!ssing in the pool = win, epecially when you see some fat hairy guy find the "warm spot" lol

[blue_peg_16v]

sex for money come on most guys have done that weve all played hump a heffer lol

[16v Nova Kev]

feck i had to get a calculator my fine is 520.60

[Bobminda]

I gotta get out more

[Riggy]

£595.60 lol

[stevenf]

my fine is 505.10 :D never pissed in a pool as i dont go swimming lol :P

[LEWI007]

£105.50 lol

But im just a nipper. compared to all you old ba@tards

[Bubba]

395 :/

althow

Masturbated -- £10

is that per time or over all...im sure id be in the millions by now lmfao

[LEWI007]

395 :/

althow

Masturbated -- £10

is that per time or over all...im sure id be in the millions by now lmfao

even if you got 1pence for that id be a billionaire by now lol

[Hayley]

£420.05

i thought that was bad till i read everyone elses amount. lol

come on jack, you have to say what your amount is!

[JShannon]

£645.00:thumb:

Joe!!

[Hobbit]

£700.50 lol Win lol

[Hobbit]

sex for money come on most guys have done that weve all played hump a heffer lol

Never been payed :( Only payed for it :d

Shame would've been over 800 then lol

[conad]

£640.60

[Tommy_nova]

£680.6

[Novaboi_1991]

£470.50. im only 18 :roll:

[Ernie]

mine fine is
£720 10
woops lol

[Asa-James]

£340.50

[pikey1986]

£520.10, not too bad me thinks

[dougie_boi]

£605.10 lol

[Southie]

£595.60 pissssssssssss ahhhhhhhh :d

[Jack]

come on jack, you have to say what your amount is!
Look closely at my post :p

Suffice to say nobody has even come close yet :tard: lol

[draper]

830.60 and a few 'to do's lol

edit - thank god there arent fines for more car related/crashing stuff

[blue_peg_16v]

damper just got close rj

[novaguy08]

360.00

About average

[Jack]

Why am I not surprised that he would lol

[draper]

Why am I not surprised that he would lol


:d

[Hobbit]

830.60 and a few 'to do's lol

edit - thank god there arent fines for more car related/crashing stuff

+rep :cool: lol

[kc_08]

475.60

[joeSRI]

265.60 im quite a good boy not like all you chavs lol

[Lee H]

£310.60.

[Stuart]

I cba to add it all up so call it 10p lol

[Hobbit]

I cba to add it all up so call it 10p lol

10p? I cant belive you've never had sex with a Puerto Rican :)

[draper]

10p? I cant belive you've never had sex with a Puerto Rican :)

on my 'to do' list lol

[Hobbit]

I'm gonna get mrs Hobbit to pay me for sex tonight lol

[Austin.J]

£610.60,

I should get out more, under 700 is just a poor effort.

[Stuart]

10p? I cant belive you've never had sex with a Puerto Rican :)

Lee was a bit grubby once, does that count?

[Hobbit]

Lee was a bit grubby once, does that count?

Only once? :p

[nova_saloon]

my fine is £380.60 giggedy

[wwmnw]

£605.10

[Mike]

595.60

[craig green]

£630.10p

[draper]

A bird on my facebook got £1104 apparently

Do they even add up to £1104 ?

[Hobbit]

A bird on my facebook got £1104 apparently

Do they even add up to £1104 ?

I dunno but she must take it up the **** :cool:

[Spudly]

I dunno but she must take it up the **** :cool:


Whilst rug munching lol

[Hobbit]

And getting paid for it lol

[Spudly]

What a girl lol

[Hobbit]

I want to meet her lol

[blue_peg_16v]

classy lady round here lol

[draper]

I used to hang around with her at school, she was frigid back then aswell

[dave watson]

mine is £125.10 i am a total rebel

[onlyangelzfall]

my fine is £185.10 ..hmm

[dave watson]

I dunno but she must take it up the **** :cool:

haha +rep

[blue_peg_16v]

I used to hang around with her at school, she was frigid back then aswell

she just dint like you damper she got spit roasted behind the bike shed lol

[blue_peg_16v]

my fine is £185.10 ..hmm

country bumkin

[onlyangelzfall]

country bumkin

the term "sheltered life" comes to mind =P

[blue_peg_16v]

pah

[kelbelle]

Just had a recount and mine is £185.50.

In my defence, im only 21, martin is the only man i have ever done anything sexual with and there should have been something about having a criminal conviction.

[craig green]

You could up that to £285.50 quite easily!

[draper]

she just dint like you damper she got spit roasted behind the bike shed lol

Doubtful, although my draper charm hadn't been perfected back then

[blue_peg_16v]

lack of stella lol

[Rysee]

£635.50 That's with no drugs and barely any illegallity haha

[Welshy]

hmmmmmm £765? my whole ifes a regret though

[Rysee]

The highest out of my FB friends is £645

Funk Welshy

[Welshy]

The highest out of my FB friends is £645

Funk Welshy
miss spent youth? still mispending it now lol

[draper]

lack of stella lol

nope lol

[Rysee]

Mine was a well spent youth;) only 21 so might add some more over the weekend who knows haha

[Jack]

You youngsters lol

I think most of mine was pre-21 lol

[andy_mk3]

Mine's £110 lol I am a young'n though!

[Hobbit]

You youngsters lol

I think most of mine was pre-21 lol

I was just thinking the same, age is no excuse lol

[DAFTJOHN]

£720.10

[Ernie]

same as me nice one lol

[Rickyb]

found on face book.
Jack D
Mine was £855 :(
Yesterday at 9:51am.

rj you naughty boy.
mine was 365.60

[DAFTJOHN]

same as me nice one lol


Hey, must be true what they say - everyone has a twin! What age you? I'm 29

[blue_peg_16v]

found on face book.
Jack D
Mine was £855 :(
Yesterday at 9:51am.

rj you naughty boy.
mine was 365.60

it is on his post on here

and like wise the under 21 jack mine was mainly accumilated at uni lol

[craig green]

I'd say I probably havent accumulated much of my fine in the last few years.

[ben doodar]

£640.10 not bad going really! may aswell live a little whilst im still young! lol

[dontliftdrift]

£750.10

[mayhem]

795.60

[Stuart]

the figures should be far more uinique to discover some real naughtiness from the number alone lol

[dontliftdrift]

my mate's mate got 35

he clearly hasnt lived lol

[Rysee]

my mate's mate got 35

he clearly hasnt lived lol

Is he a monk?

[Rysee]

I love how it seams 90% of people have "pissed in a pool"

[dontliftdrift]

Is he a monk?

im beginning to think so,or dyslexic and cant read the questionslol

[Sloth]

lol £715 but if criminal convictions and real fines were included i'd have pissed it. btw theres things ive done missing off that list...:wtf:

[dontliftdrift]

btw theres things ive done missing off that list...:wtf:

ditto...

[Rysee]

Never been arrested or touched drugs... just a horny dude