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So Yesterday Some Little ****ers Broke Into My Orion ,pulled The Door Barrel Out,unluckly For Them They Couldnt Brake The Steering Lock,any One Got Any Ideas How To Wired Up A Spare Car Battery To The Inside Of My Door Handle.just Incase They Wanna Try Again OR EVEN MAYBE STICK SOME RAZOR BLADES UNDER THE HANDLE
blue_peg_16v
11-01-10, 04:59 PM
spring loaded mashetis under the sills attached to the alam that spring out and chop the bs legs off when the alarm goes off just dont forget about the alarm when your getting in lol
i like the sound of that, but ive just finished putting 4 razor sharp and barbed pins which to are wired to a spare battery i the boot and **** me does it work,im just hoping fingers get caught in barb and stay there!!!!! just waiting to hear the scream
Lmfao, are they on the handle, how do you turn it off !?
I'll be in the public viewing area when the next criminal successfully sues you for malicious harm then lol
novalicous
11-01-10, 08:31 PM
i just hope he remembers in the morning when he goes to get in his onion lol
or if they do get it
it might end up like this
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3361/3521945136_6c5c89deaf.jpg
I just hope no kids get hurt playing near your car...
blue_peg_16v
11-01-10, 08:40 PM
i like the sound of that, but ive just finished putting 4 razor sharp and barbed pins which to are wired to a spare battery i the boot and **** me does it work,im just hoping fingers get caught in barb and stay there!!!!! just waiting to hear the scream
jesus you will get charged if someone gets injured thought you were joking
Jon_nova1
11-01-10, 08:43 PM
put a notice up warning them that they may be electricuted if they touch the car lol
brainsnova
11-01-10, 08:44 PM
dog **** under the door handles will warn them off lol
fuk me they'll lock you up for that!
read something about a guy whos house kept getting burgled, so he made a small explosive device out of a radio and left it lying around. the burglar picked it up and blew his fingers off. the guy who made it got put away for that lol
best hope no one actually hurts themselves on ur car!
i took the handle off drilled 4 tiny holes in the top bracket where u cant see from the outside poked the pins through bent over the top. connected + to 1 pin and - on one of the others and melted a pens and dripped the plastic to hold,just run the wires into the boot and connected them coverd the top in insolating tape and put the handle back, you cant notice anything i got a mate to open the door and he chased me up my road when he got up off his knees,pmsl the only draw back is i have to go to the boot first and disconnect the wires. now just sit back and wait
lmfao i like youre style.
just be sure that there are no children playing around youre car.
16v Nova Kev
11-01-10, 08:58 PM
i smell bullsiht lol
http://i658.photobucket.com/albums/uu307/hay_lewis_68/YQ11N.jpg
16v Nova Kev
11-01-10, 09:15 PM
amen brother lol
16v Nova Kev
11-01-10, 09:19 PM
get some with your mate getting a shock that would be ace
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3361/3521945136_6c5c89deaf.jpg
Boo! OriScort FTL. lol
crpntr, is yours a mk1/mk2 mate? I hope it's a Ghia. :)
noth sure, h reg I think it mk2
Aye it's a mk2. Proper Orion. I had an H plate Ghia. What spec?
The Ghia's are really thin on the ground now, well I guess mk1/2's in general are.
Pics :)
My mate is on his way round now so iam going to get a video off him opening the door, oh yeah his doesn't know
Do it! lol
My dad has one of these
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/51/190480724_e138148158.jpg
Shame the battery holder has been lost. :( Also it's not legal if you don't have the sticker warning of the 50K volt shock. That was left on a previous car lol.
I'm tempted to see how much they are now. I like my Disklok but the Auto-Taser PWNS (literally) lol.
IIRC it has a motion sensor built in. First shock will set off the inbuilt siren, second will have electricity dancing all over the contacts. lol
He tested it when he first bought it. Got a pretty severe belt from it! lol
Looking a little worse for wear
http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac157/itsallac0nspiracy/Random/366771dc.jpg?t=1263247547
I can't wait to see the vid of your mate getting shocked from your ghetto mods dude!
andy_mk3
11-01-10, 11:19 PM
So you've wired some pins up to a 12v battery?
They're going to get a huge shock off that :roll:
Nova_Sean
11-01-10, 11:24 PM
enough for a deterrant though?
Unless theyre wearing gloves...
andy_mk3
11-01-10, 11:26 PM
You cant get a shock off a 12v battery though. Wire it up to an ignition coil then you have a little more win!
puss puss
11-01-10, 11:32 PM
I always thought if you hooked something like a pin directly to a battery it would cause it to short out and explode?
Like if you put a spanner between the negative and the postive?
Could be wrong though +Rep for picture and video!
Its an open circuit though, the idea being when someone opens the door they touch the pins which are connected to the battery. Someone touches the pins, circuit complete, power flows, something explodes, although its not the battery lol
In reality 12v car battery will just give them a little judder, I've zapped myself enough times when doing electrical gubbins so can vouch for it not being too bad. Enough to put them off, or more likely get p!ssed off and put a window through/kick all the panels/come back tomorrow with a rag, lighter and few gallons of Esso's finest.
puss puss
11-01-10, 11:47 PM
Its an open circuit though, the idea being when someone opens the door they touch the pins which are connected to the battery. Someone touches the pins, circuit complete, power flows, something explodes, although its not the battery lol
In reality 12v car battery will just give them a little judder, I've zapped myself enough times when doing electrical gubbins so can vouch for it not being too bad. Enough to put them off, or more likely get p!ssed off and put a window through/kick all the panels/come back tomorrow with a rag, lighter and few gallons of Esso's finest.
Ahhh i understand nmow and also +1 they will defo be annoyed lol :cry:
orions are pants anyway, sorry its just my opinion, now, doublesided industrial strength with drawing pins onthem, thatway ul get blood out of them and ul probably get their DNA and the police will track them/him down and prosecute(sp??) them for criminal damage and intent to twoc,
doublesided industrial strength with drawing pins onthem, thatway ul get blood out of them and ul probably get their DNA and the police will track them/him down and prosecute(sp??) them for criminal damage and intent to twoc,
Nope!
They will do you for malicious wounding no doubt!
Its an open circuit though, the idea being when someone opens the door they touch the pins which are connected to the battery. Someone touches the pins, circuit complete, power flows, something explodes, although its not the battery lol
In reality 12v car battery will just give them a little judder, I've zapped myself enough times when doing electrical gubbins so can vouch for it not being too bad. Enough to put them off, or more likely get p!ssed off and put a window through/kick all the panels/come back tomorrow with a rag, lighter and few gallons of Esso's finest.
essos finese is way too expensive, just some blocks f firelighters on the tyres.......... not that ive ever done this to a phycotic ex bird who wrote my car off.....
andy_mk3
11-01-10, 11:52 PM
If you put a finger on each terminal of the battery do you get a shock? Nope!
Nope!
They will do you for malicious wounding no doubt!
dont you just hate the law, if you do something to prevent it u get done, they steel your car they sit on their fat lazy **** and do fek all..... i know this from when someone tryed nicking my first nova
If you put a finger on each terminal of the battery do you get a shock? Nope!
You do, but only a little one.
andy_mk3
11-01-10, 11:56 PM
Maybe you do with your tounge :p I've never noticed it before though..
Maybe you do with your tounge :p I've never noticed it before though..
But who breaks into a car with their tounge? lol
Nobody has ever touched together jump leads then? Nice big spark. Same as spanner/ratchet etc over the battery. Just gives you a bit of a shock.
By the time its in the car its even less.
andy_mk3
12-01-10, 12:18 AM
But who breaks into a car with their tounge? lol
That's my point lol
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