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the wife rang me to say the washing machine is broken......
she said... 'I tried to turn it on & it just made a noise & did nothing'
i said...'I know how it feels'
So, has anyone got a spare room in the hinckley area for a couple of days?????
blue_peg_16v
08-01-10, 10:51 AM
lol she not impressed then
less impressed than shania twain, and not much impresses her
Your craic comes from a time of Kingodom body kits and smooth tailgates.
Someone needs to get you a joke book that was written after 1995. lol
my humour predates that dark period....................
and I don't use joke books..i'd give you the wifes number, but I don't think it will help
Pistol Pete
08-01-10, 11:24 AM
I'll have your wifes number if it's on offer lol
tom reid
08-01-10, 06:58 PM
Well I laughed....
you lot are missing the point here...... it really happened, i really am in bother
you know away to get away for the national meet now then
yeah, but my nova & my underwear are still at home.......
sneak in and take them
SNEAK!!!!! BLOODY SNEAK!!!!! there is about 6" of snow sort of everywhere... I'd have to spend about 6 hrs digging to get either of them away
corsa1.4sport
08-01-10, 09:56 PM
SNEAK!!!!! BLOODY SNEAK!!!!! there is about 6" of snow sort of everywhere... I'd have to spend about 6 hrs digging to get either of them away
saves finding lodgings lol
blue_peg_16v
08-01-10, 10:09 PM
grovel lol
grovel lol
i am a married man, aged 41 with 3 kids & a dog........i've already tried grovelling....
this time is worse than my last lapse.... when she was telling me about a medical she had... she said 'and the doctor checked my weight for the record'
and I replied 'did you get it???'
SNEAK!!!!! BLOODY SNEAK!!!!! there is about 6" of snow sort of everywhere... I'd have to spend about 6 hrs digging to get either of them away
Build a snow you in the back garden, put some clothes on it.. She'll never know...
Build a snow you in the back garden, put some clothes on it.. She'll never know...
is the idea that when she's outside giving snowme another bollocking, i go in the front door
blue_peg_16v
08-01-10, 10:18 PM
lol
she should know your sence of humor by now mate lol
heather just clouts me then laughs now
yea then lock the doors lodging sorted
is the idea that when she's outside giving snowme another bollocking, i go in the front door
Yes.
lol
she should know your sence of humor by now mate lol
heather just clouts me then laughs now
i don't want deb to hit me......
when she was a student nurse in oxford, she biked to & from work.. there was a pervert about preying on nurses & he leapt out & grabbed her bike.. she broke his nose & stuck him on his **** in the street.. the attacks stopped.
Yes.
Ok benn, i'll give her your name when it goes wrong
blue_peg_16v
08-01-10, 10:31 PM
you need one of those dog handler training suits lol
Would i...
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/bennh2/crap/110802uv1hg3hd9.jpg
?
*cant stop crying with laughter...*
you need one of those dog handler training suits lol
so, you've met her then??
LEWI007
08-01-10, 10:34 PM
lol youve got her good a few times then.
blue_peg_16v
08-01-10, 10:37 PM
so, you've met her then??
god hope she dosent read this lol
Pistol Pete
08-01-10, 10:38 PM
you lot are missing the point here...... it really happened, i really am in bother
I dont think we are. We just dont care :p
god hope she dosent read this lol
so do I
blue_peg_16v
08-01-10, 10:42 PM
lodgings and testicles needed if she does lol
thanks for the offer, but I've been to doncaster before
blue_peg_16v
08-01-10, 10:45 PM
youve got aids too then lol
nope, a certificate from the tractor factory training centre........
which i think is actually worse.......
blue_peg_16v
08-01-10, 10:50 PM
ah i see
shut now
we had 2 mcCormick tractors that were made there...... they were so crap that we weren't sorry to see it close... the Case ones were brilliant, but global business does some shoite things...............
anyway... about 5 years back there was a radio report that you could get a shag in donny for a fiver..........I caught one of the lads at work with my road atlas trying to work out how to get there!!!!!!!
blue_peg_16v
08-01-10, 11:06 PM
lol
there was also a tonight with trevor mcdonald thing saying it was the aids capital of the uk hence my previous coment lol
at least other places have something to aspire to.... our local town nearly won britain in bloom once..........
blue_peg_16v
08-01-10, 11:10 PM
well as soon as the housing market pics up a bit mine will be getting sold and ill be moving down the big road
blue_peg_16v
08-01-10, 11:18 PM
nope beaminster the very big road lol
nope beaminster the very big road lol
15 miles from the second biggest c o c k in england
blue_peg_16v
08-01-10, 11:24 PM
thats a bit harsh on rj
thats a bit harsh on rj
i meant this one:
http://www.sacred-destinations.com/england/images/cerne-abbas/giant/cerne-abas-giant-c-sacredsites.jpg
blue_peg_16v
08-01-10, 11:27 PM
hehe
Welsh Dan
09-01-10, 12:12 AM
Is this response normal, or do you just have to wait until the painters move out?
SNEAK!!!!! BLOODY SNEAK!!!!! there is about 6" of snow sort of everywhere... I'd have to spend about 6 hrs digging to get either of them away
Where the **** do you bury your pants? lol
she said... 'I tried to turn it on & it just made a noise & did nothing'
i said...'I know how it feels'
lol
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