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[Nobby]

Made me laugh lol


hi all,
i have a corsa sport 1.4 on a p plate
has tax till end of month and mot runs out on 1st feb
can come on alloys in pic for the right swap but require 2 tyres
it has around 95 thou on the clock
supriseingly quick for a 1.4 as it its faster than an 07 plate audi a6 3.0 tdi quatro lemans
good condition has a small crease in the corner of the bonnet (not pictured but will ghet pics asap
back axle is rotten throught thus the passenger side wheel is bent in due to rust,
i am in the prosses of obtaining a rear axle,
please note i will update pictures as soon as im back in wales where the car is


lollollollollollollollol

[mowgli]

well, lets focus on what it will do faster than an audi

1. rust.
2. depreciate.
3. break down.
4. paint fade
5. get scrapped

any more suggestions???

[NathanPrince]

6. Have a chav behind the wheel

[Nobby]

just makes me laugh how people can try and sell a car with that kind of description :S

[Benn]

2. depreciate.

You taking the piss? A Nova is already worth funk all, the Audi would lose 5K driving off the forcourt.

[Derick-Sport]

watch out for traffic light drag star hahah

[mowgli]

You taking the piss? A Nova is already worth funk all, the Audi would lose 5K driving off the forcourt.

audi a6 diesels will always hold more of their value than a poxy 13 year old shed of a CORSA, the local poles like to buy the audis round here

[Benn]

Yeah but as i said, the corsa has already lost it.. Everyday the Audi is worth less and less...(quicker)

[Southie]

Maybe they raced in reverse lol it could be a Lotus Carlton in disguise lol

[sulphur]

A 16yr old corsa sport will surely be worth alot less than a 16yr old 'audi a6 3.0 tdi quatrro lemans', when it gets that old.
Maybe the audi took off in 5th...?
Maybe it was parked up? lol lol

[Bubba]

gotta have a giggle sometimes lol

[dave watson]

was the audi only running or 3 cylinders or summit

[mikec123]

What a plonker, why say something stupid like that:tard:

[Keif]

was the audi only running or 3 cylinders or summit

No it'd have been parked in a snow drift. lol

[dave watson]

No it'd have been parked in a snow drift. lol
+ rep

[Richie_B]

A 16yr old corsa sport will surely be worth alot less than a 16yr old 'audi a6 3.0 tdi quatrro lemans', when it gets that old.


His point is that it depreciates quicker, not the worth.

[sulphur]

Ok, my bad. :)