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bazil
05-01-10, 12:14 AM
why o lord does she hate thee??
anyone else in the same boat?
this could end in divorce.....need to get married first....after 13 years of living in sinlol .
she claims i ignore her when online and that im a slow ass typer who cant spell and she has to sit and watch for my typos!





Damn it she missed one:mad:

Spudly
05-01-10, 12:16 AM
Tell her not to use the site if she dislikes it, surely you dont sit and watch the same tv as she does if you dislike it, do you watch all the sites she uses, if not then why does she watch you use PNG?

Bubba
05-01-10, 12:16 AM
buy her a nova....job done :D

bazil
05-01-10, 12:18 AM
Tell her not to use the site if she dislikes it, surely you dont sit and watch the same tv as she does if you dislike it, do you watch all the sites she uses, if not then why does she watch you use PNG?

cos i use my 40" lcd tv as my monitorlol lol
this is bazils g/freind yes i do have to sit and watch it coz hes a cheap ass and wont get me sky upstairs in the bedroom

Bubba
05-01-10, 12:19 AM
tut get her sky!

bazil
05-01-10, 12:20 AM
buy her a nova....job done :D
http://i790.photobucket.com/albums/yy181/Bazil_2468/pics/PC300069.jpg

this is hers............it ran out of tax in 1999lol still waiting for me to fix it:d

Connor
05-01-10, 12:21 AM
this is bazils g/freind yes i do have to sit and watch it coz hes a cheap ass and wont get me sky upstairs in the bedroom

lollollollollollollollollollollollollollollol + rep

*edit - You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to bazil_2468 again.

bazil
05-01-10, 12:21 AM
tut get her sky!

THANK YOU!!!! KATRINA

bazil
05-01-10, 12:22 AM
cheers for the domestic ladslol

Bubba
05-01-10, 12:23 AM
this is hers............it ran out of tax in 1999lol still waiting for me to fix it:d

im afraid you only have yourself to blame now! lol

bazil
05-01-10, 12:23 AM
im afraid you only have yourself to blame now! lol

your not helping me out here man:(

bazil
05-01-10, 12:26 AM
lollollollollollollollollollollollollollollol + rep

*edit - You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to bazil_2468 again.

now she wants her own profile cos thats her rep apparently and not mine!

wwmnw
05-01-10, 12:31 AM
Finish her, she obviously has no respect for the real love in your life (cars) then post pics of her in the 18+ section :d.

bazil
05-01-10, 12:33 AM
Finish her, she obviously has no respect for the real love in your life (cars) then post pics of her in the 18+ section :d. oh dear you didnt realise shes reading this......over to her

babes i understand that my dearest and nearset loves his cars but i would like some of that love to come my direction every now and again!!!:wisewood: Wink Wink

Nova-rich
05-01-10, 12:59 AM
WHAT!? you cant even peel him away for a quick sesh!? Think its time to lace his tea wi rohypnol! lol

wwmnw
05-01-10, 01:02 AM
oh dear you didnt realise shes reading this......over to her

babes i understand that my dearest and nearset loves his cars but i would like some of that love to come my direction every now and again!!!:wisewood: Wink Wink

The real reason he hides away with his car alot

NSFW click (http://www.zombiepanda.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/wronghole.jpg)

bazil
05-01-10, 01:03 AM
The real reason he hides away with his car alot

NSFW click (http://www.zombiepanda.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/wronghole.jpg)

sorry mate 404 not found

Rysee
05-01-10, 01:06 AM
God even I managed to peel myself away from PNG to go put in a 2 hour performance... PNG did cross my mind a few times though during

bazil
05-01-10, 01:14 AM
fellas you all got some issues going onlol thanks for the ideas tho, where can i get that stuff? lol! katrina

Rysee
05-01-10, 01:15 AM
Saloon owners! Hatches :gay:

bazil
05-01-10, 01:17 AM
is this a LOON vs HATCH war??????

Nova-rich
05-01-10, 01:23 AM
pffft! it'll be a short one if it is! lol

bazil
05-01-10, 01:25 AM
pffft! it'll be a short one if it is! lol
YEAH hatch's for sure, we can still get new panelslol lol lol

Nova-rich
05-01-10, 01:30 AM
Hatchs for deffinate! loons dont look too bad if they've been tastfully euro'd but thats about it. the hatch is how the nova will be remembered.

bazil
05-01-10, 01:33 AM
Hatchs for deffinate! loons dont look too bad if they've been tastfully euro'd but thats about it. the hatch is how the nova will be remembered.
yeah i might be using a silver gsi hatch as a coffin soonlol

Nova-rich
05-01-10, 01:35 AM
lmao!

Bubba
05-01-10, 01:37 AM
loons always have been and will be cooler...lotus carlton=loon...war won!

bazil
05-01-10, 01:39 AM
loons always have been and will be cooler...lotus carlton=loon...war won!
yeah ok if lotus twin turbo a nova you might have a point.....till then HATCH:p

Nova-rich
05-01-10, 01:43 AM
no chance! there is no way you are comparing a lotus carlton to a nova loon. its the design that shouldnt of been put into production the only reason they did them is for the transition from boot to hatch because when the nova came out boots were still popular amongst old duffers that didnt want the new fangled hatch shape. its obvious that the nova was primaraly designed as a hatch the boot was an after thought for sales, all car makes at the time did the same thing. HATCH 1 -LOON 0

bazil
05-01-10, 01:45 AM
as the previous model said...... you can take this boot and chevettelol

nova_saloon
05-01-10, 01:47 AM
The g.f is the same shes hates it because i sit on it and ignore her, but she does the subtle throat clearing witht he rolling of her eyes. Dead annoying

bazil
05-01-10, 01:51 AM
na i get the keyboard thown at me:)

Nova-rich
05-01-10, 01:51 AM
yeah i bet she expects you to sit with her every night watching all the soaps and reality shows, i get it all the time! no thanks cars please!

bazil
05-01-10, 01:56 AM
fookin E entertainment on sky and all that pish, its cool she's off to kip now:)

novalovingned
05-01-10, 01:57 AM
My mrs says that i just become a zombie. The house could be on fire and i wouldnt notice. But shes just as bad with facebook!

bazil
05-01-10, 01:59 AM
My mrs says that i just become a zombie. The house could be on fire and i wouldnt notice. But shes just as bad with facebook!
FACESPACE PISH!!! WTF?? cant stand that crap lucky for me neither can the wife:thumb:

novalovingned
05-01-10, 02:04 AM
She just said to me are you going to just tap,tap,tap on your phone all night until your battery runs out. Lmao, she doesnt even know this thread is in progress lol

bazil
05-01-10, 02:07 AM
oh dear, i see touble ahead...but while there's moonlight and music and love and romance lets face the music and dancelol lol lol

wwmnw
05-01-10, 02:07 AM
While you two are dancing, can I do the horizontal tango with your missus Bazil?

bazil
05-01-10, 02:09 AM
While you two are dancing, can I do the horizontal tango with your missus Bazil?

OI she aint like that.............you need to ask her first:) but shes off to bed so youve missed your chance:thumb:

wwmnw
05-01-10, 02:12 AM
OI she aint like that.............you need to ask her first:) but shes off to bed so youve missed your chance:thumb:

lollol glad you took that light hearted :)

Nova-rich
05-01-10, 02:15 AM
Ive got to take my hat of to you lot though i just cant have a bird and do cars, i cant juggle both its one or the other for me, dont know how you do it!

bazil
05-01-10, 02:16 AM
insult my nova and youll see see me pissed off,lol
na nae point in being pissed at folk for having a laugh at the back o 2 in the morn:thumb:

bazil
05-01-10, 02:20 AM
Ive got to take my hat of to you lot though i just cant have a bird and do cars, i cant juggle both its one or the other for me, dont know how you do it!

you dont have the right bird yet. ive got a mate who has a mint mk2 gte astra with a let in it, and he hasnt drove it in almost 2 years due to family wife and work, it makes me sad:(

some women want you and some women want to change you, it your choise,

Nova-rich
05-01-10, 02:25 AM
Yeah my mates keep telling me the same thing! lol. Funny you should say that a bout your mate having a MK2 GTE lol.....

http://i27.tinypic.com/bhk5nc.jpg

Shes mine!

bazil
05-01-10, 02:30 AM
that looks clean:thumb: my mates is a black one with masitaly 5 spokes, they look like KHAN RSRs if you ask me, but the wife wants a mk3 gsi with a redtop,in red, and guys say women dont know about cars:roll:
she also wants a XR4x4 and a magenta saphire cozzie 4x4 WOMEN EH?

wwmnw
05-01-10, 02:31 AM
Yeah my mates keep telling me the same thing! lol. Funny you should say that a bout your mate having a MK2 GTE lol.....

http://i27.tinypic.com/bhk5nc.jpg

Shes mine!

:eek::eek::eek::eek: DO ****ING WANT!

wwmnw
05-01-10, 02:33 AM
that looks clean:thumb: my mates is a black one with masitaly 5 spokes, they look like KHAN RSRs if you ask me, but the wife wants a mk3 gsi with a redtop,in red, and guys say women dont know about cars:roll:
she also wants a XR4x4 and a magenta saphire cozzie 4x4 WOMEN EH?

Pics of your wife to my pm box please :)

bazil
05-01-10, 02:34 AM
Pics of your wife to my pm box please :)
i could'nt possibly infringe on her copyright statuslol

Nova-rich
05-01-10, 02:35 AM
Bareshell rebuild! took 3 years and almost £20k to build!!! lol 320 bhp with nitrous! concours as you can get! pics dont do it any justice its spec'd up with a load of rare german parts too really took my time with it, shes been locked away for 2 months havent seen her! lol.

(Bazil) my excuse for not been able to keep a bird! lol

bazil
05-01-10, 02:37 AM
Bareshell rebuild! took 3 years and almost £20k to build!!! lol 320 bhp with nitrous! concours as you can get! pics dont do it any justice its spec'd up with a load of rare german parts too really took my time with it, shes been locked away for 2 months havent seen her! lol.

(Bazil) my excuse for not been able to keep a bird! lol
is this your beauty then??

Nova-rich
05-01-10, 02:39 AM
Yep yep shes my first born! lol nova is number 4, i have a mind blowing fleet of cars! im really lucky!

wwmnw
05-01-10, 02:40 AM
Bareshell rebuild! took 3 years and almost £20k to build!!! lol 320 bhp with nitrous! concours as you can get! pics dont do it any justice its spec'd up with a load of rare german parts too really took my time with it, shes been locked away for 2 months havent seen her! lol.

And it shows, that thing is the sexiest MK2 Astra EVAR! Fact!

Nova-rich
05-01-10, 02:43 AM
lol, its said that "Laney" (dont know if you've heard of him) has the best Mk2 in the country and he told me last year that he'd swap for mine! quite an honour!

bazil
05-01-10, 02:44 AM
this is my mates
http://www.pngclub.com/forum/http://i790.photobucket.com/albums/yy181/Bazil_2468/101.jpg

this pic WILL BE DELETED IN 10 mins!!

Nova-rich
05-01-10, 02:47 AM
Bit late nite of MK2 porn!

http://i28.tinypic.com/33f6anp.jpg

http://i26.tinypic.com/2ensrkh.jpg

http://i30.tinypic.com/qq4ei1.jpg

http://i30.tinypic.com/5lcfoj.jpg

wwmnw
05-01-10, 02:48 AM
this is my mates


this pic WILL BE DELETED IN 10 mins!! http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd220/lostboy_014/3507yu7037.gif

Nova-rich
05-01-10, 02:49 AM
Sweet looks clean!

Wish i knew how to resize pics,yeah think i'll delete mine in a bit too!

wwmnw
05-01-10, 02:50 AM
Sweet looks clean!

Wish i knew how to resize pics,yeah think i'll delete mine in a bit too!

Click me (Http://photobucket.com)

bazil
05-01-10, 02:50 AM
yeah hes realy protective of his car it cost him thousands to get built and over 5 years to get it!!

Nova-rich
05-01-10, 02:53 AM
Click me (Http://photobucket.com)

Ahhh! ive loaded nearly all my pics on to "tinypic" i'll just have to find out how to do it on there, did you manage to sort a cheap quote out?

wwmnw
05-01-10, 02:55 AM
Ahhh! ive loaded nearly all my pics on to "tinypic" i'll just have to find out how to do it on there, did you manage to sort a cheap quote out?

I went through comparethemarket and it came back as what I put in the thread, although what Flux quoted on for my 1.6 wasn't bad, a gnats pube under £700.

Nova-rich
05-01-10, 03:00 AM
I went through comparethemarket and it came back as what I put in the thread, although what Flux quoted on for my 1.6 wasn't bad, a gnats pube under £700.

Thing is though premiums have shot up over the past couple of months because of the amount of accidents caused by the weather so insurance companies are trying to recoupe some of the payouts. i found this out on the weekend when i was looking for a renewal quote for my 1.2 nova (bearing in mined i havent paid more than £300 for 3 years and i had a 2.0 cavalier during that time) which came back at £500!!! i was well gutted!

dougie_boi
05-01-10, 09:16 AM
why o lord does she hate thee??
anyone else in the same boat?
this could end in divorce.....need to get married first....after 13 years of living in sinlol .
she claims i ignore her when online and that im a slow ass typer who cant spell and she has to sit and watch for my typos!





Damn it she missed one:mad:
lol a get grief constantly bad mood shouting swearing stinking moods and being called all the ba***RDS under under the sun and why im such an ar**hole for being on this computer all day when ive been on and off it for a couple of hours max a day and when i explain that a) ive got ads on ebay im watching b) im listing stuff on ebay c)we need a new car because ours is funked so im looking for a cheap one to tide us over d) im a club member on here which i piad for and was on here before we started going out so im making the best of it and have friends on here and attend area meets etc e) you spend twice as long doing your work on here at night which you should do during the day at work instead of skiving chatting etc. but NO im still the still the all the b****rds of the day everythings my fualt i dont do nout im this im that my fault this that and the next thing bla bla bla. lol sorry bout the rant :thumb: just my daily ocurance at the moment

blue_peg_16v
05-01-10, 10:36 AM
well my x hated it thats why my car now stands me at about 33k

she told me her or car and car is still here

5k to build
25k divorce settlemnent
3k solicitors fees
33k total

lol

heather is normaly ok with it to be fair but she hasnt brought her laptop this week so has moaned a couple of times note to self dont allow her to enter the house without her laptop lol

Jack
05-01-10, 01:05 PM
The ex used to hate the saloon, to the point where she refused to go anywhere in it. Hayley wants to drive it lol In fact the other day she asked me to find her a Nova :tard:


the hatch is how the nova will be remembered.
Yes, with a burberry clad idiot driving it :p


we can still get new panelslol lol lol
Really? You think? Last time Duick put up a parts list, I seem to recall hatch rear quarters being gone whilst saloon ones were still available. Oh dear :p

Saloon > hatchback as you get more car for your money. HAH

Rysee
05-01-10, 01:24 PM
I love my Loons Extra Portion!!!


The only burberry in my Nova is my seats!!!!

The way a nova should be
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff175/Rysee_sri_130/21122009115.jpg
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff175/Rysee_sri_130/05012010169.jpg
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff175/Rysee_sri_130/28112009094-1.jpg

SR-Rally
05-01-10, 02:25 PM
My girlfriend is real tidy :) loves the nova as it means I'm not out all the time and wasting money, plus she enjoys coming to help marshal etc when I'm competing :) got a good one. Doesn't like me on here all the time though, says my time be better getting car ready for next outing but it's very cold this time of year :(

Graeme
05-01-10, 02:36 PM
Wtf did everyone get banned for?

Jack
05-01-10, 02:57 PM
Wtf did everyone get banned for?
Breaking the rules. Albeit in another thread, before you ask.

craig green
05-01-10, 03:00 PM
I got 2 ex girlfriends that hate Novas. Say-no-more.

Rysee
05-01-10, 03:00 PM
Ahh I was going to say it was probs for their lack of loon love

craig green
05-01-10, 03:02 PM
3dr envy you mean!

Graeme
05-01-10, 03:03 PM
Should of guessed it was for testing forum offences

GRUNT 16V
05-01-10, 03:07 PM
who ever says there partner(female??) doesnt hate png will need a gender test as every woman i know hates novas including novaload !!!!!

allan4778
05-01-10, 03:07 PM
Should of guessed it was for testing forum offences
stoopid folk for getting banned for drunken postinglol

MattBrown
05-01-10, 03:09 PM
who ever says there partner(female??) doesnt hate png will need a gender test as every woman i know hates novas including novaload !!!!!

I may be taking a stihl saw to mine, to reshell it etc, my gf said im not, and she will pay to have it all painted after ive done the work!

Graeme Dixon will tell you how much of a babe she is like that:thumb: :thumb:

mowgli
05-01-10, 03:13 PM
my missus hates png, but I need it to keep same when the kids have gone to bed & she watches v+(like sky plus but without the bin lid on your roof) recorded shows, like NCIS, CSI, CSI, CSI, Gilmore Girls & Veronica Mars, (which I watch because she is FIT)
my daughters come along to png events cos the missus works nights at the weekends, and my eldest 2 want novas when they get older..

Jack
05-01-10, 03:14 PM
stoopid folk for getting banned for drunken postinglol
Nice try, Bazil.

Hobbit
05-01-10, 03:17 PM
probly a spamer or such and we'll all get in trouble from admin for answeringlol


but he still carried on replying lol

sparkie1401
05-01-10, 03:22 PM
loons always have been and will be cooler...lotus carlton=loon...war won!

yeah but a lotus carlton is not a nova and was only available in saloon or estate form so poor comparison


try again pleaselol


im confused i like all novas, but where the devide?

MK1 - MK2 or Hatch - Saloon


Oh and reference this thread, Linz dont hate it but she says im ignorant when im on it and refers to it as my boyfriend site

Jack
05-01-10, 03:25 PM
I just don't like hatchbacks in general. They're traditional chav cars - Novas, Corsas, Saxos, 106s, Civics etc. I don't really like the shape of them either, for me a car has to have a bonnet and a boot.

If you want a car that big stuff can fit in the back of, get a van lol

mowgli
05-01-10, 03:34 PM
I just don't like hatchbacks in general. They're traditional chav cars - Novas, Corsas, Saxos, 106s, Civics etc. I don't really like the shape of them either, for me a car has to have a bonnet and a boot.

If you want a car that big stuff can fit in the back of, get a van lol

has the celica suddenly grown a boot then??????????

Jack
05-01-10, 03:36 PM
Its always had a boot - its a liftback coupé, not a hatchback :p

craig green
05-01-10, 03:36 PM
I just don't like hatchbacks in general. They're traditional chav cars - Novas, Corsas, Saxos, 106s, Civics etc. I don't really like the shape of them either, for me a car has to have a bonnet and a boot.

If you want a car that big stuff can fit in the back of, get a van lol

ra ra ra. Usual reply from RJ.

Was that copied & pasted from the 1st time you posted that in 1912 or whenever it was? ;)

Jack
05-01-10, 03:37 PM
Because people still aren't listening :p

blue_peg_16v
05-01-10, 04:09 PM
i like them all am board of my loon now though so it might get broken so i can build a nice spec sri

sparkie1401
05-01-10, 04:12 PM
cough cough

wifey thread

Jack
05-01-10, 04:15 PM
i like them all am board of my loon now though so it might get broken so i can build a nice spec sri
If you do break it, I'll be on the lookout for a new shell at some point :d

Nova_Tek
05-01-10, 04:16 PM
Wife thinks I'm crazy for being on this site so much when I'm on the net.

Just say to the wife 'it's either this or pr0n!' lol

mowgli
05-01-10, 04:17 PM
Its always had a boot - its a liftback coupé, not a hatchback :p

so it sort of has a hatch at the back as opposed to a fixed rear window & boot

blue_peg_16v
05-01-10, 04:20 PM
If you do break it, I'll be on the lookout for a new shell at some point :d

ill keep that in mind if i do break it lol

mayhem
05-01-10, 04:31 PM
Its always had a boot - its a liftback coupé, not a hatchback :p


so it's a japanese Tigra.

Jack
05-01-10, 04:53 PM
They did a 4wd turbo Tigra and competed in the WRC? Cool :cool:

Joe Richardson
05-01-10, 05:01 PM
i like them all am board of my loon now though so it might get broken so i can build a nice spec sri

LET sri FTW :thumb:

dj_wudgey
05-01-10, 05:03 PM
well im not suprised i hate it lol

dj_wudgey
05-01-10, 05:04 PM
LET sri FTW :thumb:


fot the loose!!!!!!! keep the saloon or do the sensible thing and get something rear wheel drive mate!!!!

Joe Richardson
05-01-10, 05:04 PM
well im not suprised i hate it lol

why u on then lol

blue_peg_16v
05-01-10, 05:05 PM
nah let is good and fast but i miss the induction raw i used to get with the old engine if i do it it will be either 1.6or2.0xe on tbs swaying towards 1.6 as i havent had one in a nova and was impressed with how baxters used to go and that didnt have tbs

dj_wudgey
05-01-10, 05:06 PM
why u on then lol

selling gte stuff lol

blue_peg_16v
05-01-10, 05:09 PM
wondered were the mk1 sr rants had gone lol

dj_wudgey
05-01-10, 05:10 PM
wondered were the mk1 sr rants had gone lol

yea im after this e30 bmw off my mates street now lol!!! its a 2ltr and ill have muchos fun in it before i bend it steer from the rear ftw!!!!

every one knows im going the right way rear wheel drive is for men!!!

mayhem
05-01-10, 05:23 PM
They did a 4wd turbo Tigra and competed in the WRC? Cool :cool:

no, a v6 tigra in the Andros trophy:cool:

scott.parker
05-01-10, 06:01 PM
My missis use to get annoyed to, but she has her own profile on here, and her own mk1 now, and i dont spend as much time on it as i did, plus i just make sure i dont use the PC when she's about.

Logical Improvement
05-01-10, 06:20 PM
why o lord does she hate thee??
anyone else in the same boat?
this could end in divorce.....need to get married first....after 13 years of living in sinlol .
she claims i ignore her when online and that im a slow ass typer who cant spell and she has to sit and watch for my typos!





Damn it she missed one:mad:

Why do you call her a wife, when clearly from your post she is not?

Why do you call it living in Sin, when Joseph and Mary lived together before they were married ?
In the old days the BBC would refer to her as a Common law wife, but now I think it's PC to use Partner.

Anyway I digress. My wife hates me to be on PNG, Vx-on (Cav Web), Piston Heads, and Mk2cav.com, but she don't mind if I'm on www.mx5nutz.com (http://www.mx5nutz.com) or www.jobsite.co.uk (http://www.jobsite.co.uk)

Mike
05-01-10, 06:21 PM
Nova's were part reason why me & my ex missus split up LOL!!

Rysee
05-01-10, 06:39 PM
My ex bought me my Old Nova

burgo
05-01-10, 07:50 PM
my ex just hated me spending all me time on cars fullstop. potential new one is cool tho, she has a db5 lol

dj_wudgey
05-01-10, 08:23 PM
you know to be honest id rather be servicing the missis than any f*cking sh*t car nower days! but then again i dont have the worry about females not liking how much i work on my car beacase i can never be a*sed to do anything on it!!

Tim-SR
05-01-10, 08:24 PM
my mrs dont really care she gets me back by spending sh*t loads of time on facebook:wtf:

Dar
05-01-10, 08:25 PM
you know to be honest id rather be servicing the missis than any f*cking sh*t car nower days!
Not married then?

Lee H
05-01-10, 09:29 PM
My missus doesn't mind me being on car forums all the time either, she even bought me my new paddle clutch after the rolling road day because she felt sorry for me.

She just sky +'s loads of **** and watches that while I'm on the computer.

Graeme
05-01-10, 09:36 PM
As above for me also, we had to get a lap top so we spent ours evenings together in the same room

rwaggers
05-01-10, 09:39 PM
my misses funking hates this place lol . meh she'll get over it :p

FB_evolutions
05-01-10, 09:48 PM
buy her a nova....job done :D


lmao