Boat race

[L14MNP]

Mine feels like fu(kin P80 atm. :( Got shaved this morning with a new Fusion blade.

Gay.

/Message ends.

[Plug]

lol wtf?

[Welsh Dan]

Had much to drink tonight limp?

[Nova_Tek]

:wtf: What exactly did you shave?

[blue_peg_16v]

wtf i thought i rambled

[L14MNP]

Nope? lol

I don't get why my face should feel so crap already. it's burning too.
A new razor blade normally feels as good as the first sh!t of the day.

Yet another of lifes little pleasures appears to have been revoked from me. :(

[Nova_Sean]

:wtf: What exactly did you shave?


I dont think he shaved...it says he got shaved :S lol

[L14MNP]

^ ah fcuk lol.

Boat race = face btw. Surely? lol

As for my plums, no Fusion there lol.

[Plug]

lol i didnt know about the boat race = face

i thought you was watching one on tv

[L14MNP]

It was my plan for a clever thread title to draw a captivated audience. lol

You're nearer old London town than me lol. Dunno how I know so much cockney rhyming slang. :/ lol

[Nova_Tek]

I'm in London town, never heard Boat race before.

[L14MNP]

:(
Even the internet has. lol
http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/slang/boat_race

[wwmnw]

****ing hell man, even I've heard boat race.

Sky rocket = pocket

Apples and pears = stairs

Dog and bone = phone

I know more but cant be arsed to go on.

[Nova_Tek]

Stoke on Trent...

[wwmnw]

Stoke on Trent...

Bent?

[Nova_Tek]

correct

[L14MNP]

Barnet fair

[Nova_Tek]

easy... hair

[Nova_Tek]

Ace of Spades?

[L14MNP]

the aids. lol

I like barnet fair as it's in the song from The Itailian job. 'Self reservation society?' lol

[Nova_Tek]

Basil Brush is funny too

[Nova_Sean]

Aids! Every teen knows that one!! lol