Seriously, why

[L14MNP]

do people drive horrible things like these?
http://www.niot.net/niot_570/vauxhall_agila_niot.net%20%283%29.jpg
http://www.albacars.com/image/ford_fusion.jpg
http://www.carfolio.com/images/dbimages/zgas/models/id/14728/2007_Diahatsu_Move_Latte.jpg
http://mycar.vn/Upload/AutoDongXe/345/Suzuki_wagonR.jpg
http://www.carpages.co.uk/hyundai/hyundai_images/hyundai_amica_rear_04_03_06.jpg
etc etc etc

A more dreary, uninspiring, hideously ugly mundane section of the market does not exist!

I can see the attraction (in theory) but your god are they ugly! Only now are they slightly better looking. IMO that's because normal hatches are growing taller and bridging the gap though. :/ GAY.

Driving these vehicular abominations are 9/10 times the t0sser that does 40mph on national speed limit roads whatever the weather. On the occasions you overtake/pull alongside them they all look like they have given up on life. lol Or scowl at you just fo doing more than 50mph on the motorway. :roll:

This type of modern shed JUST edges the likes of the Hyundai Getz, Kia Picanto and any other crap from dog eating countries that won't last 10 years in being more annoying to encounter.
The worst bit is, both of these types of cars are driven by muppets with no interest whatsoever in driving and are usually the new breed of slower drivers that panic and hesitate at any given moment, yet do not know what AVERAGE speed check means and sit on your ar$e when you can not go any faster.

I'm sure I'm not alone? :thumb:

[Southie]

Mainly the elderly and disabled use them.... most off here could use them then lol

[L14MNP]

I get ya. beats a personalised plate any day I guess.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T3lg6p_ATmc/RkuQ1gMC6BI/AAAAAAAAA-s/VAMFOt3PEOQ/s1600/Damien.jpg
http://pdftown.com/image/5465-matiz.gif

[Ben]

http://www.carpages.co.uk/hyundai/hyundai_images/hyundai_amica_rear_04_03_06.jpg

I hired one of these for a month driving round South Africa, im 6ft7 FFS and IS IT F*CK VW Golf size!

[Southie]

I get ya. beats a personalised plate any day I guess.


http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa311/mustangguy04/windowlicker.jpg

[L14MNP]

So they even fail at the one thing it seems they would excel at! being tall. FLOL. Did you stick with the POS for an entire month then Ben?

What goes on there Southie? :overusedscrathcingchinemoticon

[Southie]

What goes on there Southie? :overusedscrathcingchinemoticon I've know idea but this was in the guys photomabucketofmandness lol

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa311/mustangguy04/thehit.gif

[L14MNP]

lol. I dunno how he can go 3 months without visiting his PB. I can't.
As I have already covered one car above, this is another I think looks disabled.
http://www.cartuning.sk/obr/ford/scorpio/ford_scorpio_tuning_1.jpg
Are there any more? lol

[Ben]

The obvious...

http://www.mongooseexhausts.com/vehicles/Fiat%20Multipla.jpg

[Southie]

Yes this lol

http://www.modified-cars.info/Images/Pictures/Vauxhall-Nova-600.jpg

[Ben]

the cube...

http://www.ridelust.com/wp-content/uploads/nissan-cube-1.jpg

[Southie]

The shoe. Don't know what it is but reminds me of a shoe lol

http://www.g-wiz.org.uk/gallery/g-wiz13.jpg

Miniclubman Estate

http://www.zcars.com.au/images/mini-clubman1.jpg

[L14MNP]

Multiplurghs are just ugly IMO, but as time goes on they look a lot better than some of the new crap we're being forced to look at every day.
Just a disabled owner for that Noooo-va I reckon Southie.

Put it in the 90's thread. Maybe it's 'old skool kool' lolz. Looks more noughties mind, or should that be naughty?

[MK999]

Does it remind you of a shoe because you can park it in a cupboard? lol Also says what it is in your link :p "g-wiz" they've had it on top gear before, they blew it up iirc

[L14MNP]

Its a G-Wizz thing?! I never saw the Top Gear where they developed a hatred for those things, but everyone seems to despise them lol.

That Mini Clubman must have been painted, the only one they ever were lucky enough to sell was red last time I saw it. lol

Another shoe/bread van :/
http://www.civictyper.org/gallery/ep3civic.jpg

[MK999]

Nothing wrong with CTR's lol I even have a respect for the uglier newer ones since I saw one squealing round a roundabout in a way that looked like a sped up video :d

[L14MNP]

They handle but they look t0ss in anything after EK9 IMO. Typical new car BS.
Ben, how about this Cube? I know the lad :/
http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg78/The-Ronster/de-wiperpics001.jpg
I forgot the classic too! A Tino in 'motabitlity green'
http://www.jasondawe.com/nissanalmeratino.jpg
3 spoke wheel trims preferred. :(

[MK999]

The cube was actually designed with the US modifying scene in mind iirc :tard:

[L14MNP]

Sounds about right. lol

Did they forget they already have the Scion? lol

[Rysee]

Indeed ugly motors!!!

eugh!
http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2008/02/2008-SSangyong-Rodius.jpg

[Southie]

Indeed lol Is that where the pope sits lol ssangyong = :cry:

http://images.drive.com.au/drive_images/Editorial/2008/07/31/stavic_01_m_m.jpg

The G Wizz ey..
I must have missed that only episode, that fook for Dave lol

[Iain]

Cube ftw lol Snapped this at ISTS 2009

http://iainel.co.uk/images/gallery/ISTS2009/IMG_8100.JPG

[Rysee]

my favourite form of cube car.....



http://www.totalvauxhall.co.uk/resources/totalvauxhall/YELLOWNOVA2.JPG

[L14MNP]

Iainl0l, themonster p!sses folk off when he rocks up at the RR/American muscle meets around here and starts flaming. lol

[Southie]

my favourite form of cube car.....
- rep :(

[L14MNP]

Indeed lol Is that where the pope sits lol ssangyong = :cry:

http://images.drive.com.au/drive_images/Editorial/2008/07/31/stavic_01_m_m.jpg

Is that the Rexxton POS? God damn I hate those things. :cry:

[Rysee]

- rep :(
Haha

[Jack]

http://www.nataliepace.com/newsletters/members/50/05_2004prius.jpg

Crapota.

[nitrousnova]

thats a beautiful nova and the colour!:eek: well thats something else.
not my cuppa i'm affraid, each to your own i guesslol

[novaload1992]

http://www.nataliepace.com/newsletters/members/50/05_2004prius.jpg

Crapota.

anyone ever see this

10 most unfortunate car names (http://oddee.com/item_93544.aspx)

you'll like the defintion of nova

[Rysee]

What about the Spanish for doesn't go? NO VA

Lols at Opel Ascona

[Jack]

^ the "nova" thing is an urban legend. "No va" in Spanish actually translates to "will not", not "no go".

Its not a modern thing either, ugly cars have been around for decades.

Check out anything by AMC. Any wonder why they went TU years ago?

Mmmm, inappropriately named Pacer
http://www.channel4.com/4car/media/features/2005/crap-cars/03-large/1975-amc-pacer.jpg

Mmmm, appropriately named Gremlin
http://allworldcars.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/06-1972-gremlin-xlt.jpg

Mmmm, the nicely fronted Javelin. Lookit, a good looking AMC!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/56/1969_AMC_Javelin_SST_blue_white-NJ.jpg

...but clearly the designers had mental disorders that manifested themselves in the rear end
http://www.familycar.com/Classics/AMCJavlin/Images/AMC_Javelin_1969_SST_rqhigh.jpg

Fail.

[L14MNP]

I'm sure Nova/No-go has been proven to be BS. Funny stuff on the link though. lol

AMC Gremlin pic link fail. lol

The Pacer FTW. Even though they are sh1t. Have you never seen the Mirth mobile? lol

[AdamG]

I think the Pacer had one door longer than the other to make it easier to get in the back.

[Jack]

Seriously?! Thats brilliant... plus it makes Clarkson's statement of the Cube being the only car to be different on the O/S and N/S to be false :p

Win lol


Also unique at the time, the passenger door was four inches (101 mm) longer than the driver's. This made passenger loading easier, particularly from the rear seats; and they would also tend to use the safer curb side in countries that drive on the right. Ford used this design element in the 1990s Ford Windstar minivan.

[AdamG]

Just checked on wikipedia (not the most reliable source)

"Also unique at the time, the passenger door was four inches (101 mm) longer than the driver's. This made passenger loading easier, particularly from the rear seats; and they would also tend to use the safer curb side in countries that drive on the right (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Driving_on_the_left_or_right). Ford used this design element in the 1990s Ford Windstar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Windstar) minivan."


Mini Clubman is different on one side also, it has a small door that opens the other way to help back seat passengers.

[AdamG]

Doh, beat me to it!!

[novalicous]

http://photocarsonline.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/10-stupid-looking-cars.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gTJMEP-c2fo/ScSk3pY6TnI/AAAAAAAAK-A/41O5a5Q9MWs/s400/stupid-car.jpg

http://stupidlookingcars.freecarblogs.com/files/2009/03/advanced_car_styling.jpg

[KSRY]

The obvious...

http://www.mongooseexhausts.com/vehicles/Fiat%20Multipla.jpg

I have one of these! The 1.9's actually quite fun, yet body roll is awful and the heater is worse than a Nova, their hideous but very practical!

[CoolTiger]

Mmmm, inappropriately named the mirthmobile
http://www.channel4.com/4car/media/features/2005/crap-cars/03-large/1975-amc-pacer.jpg



wowowow that car is amazing or should i say excellent!

also fixed

[Logical Improvement]

Yes this lol

http://www.modified-cars.info/Images/Pictures/Vauxhall-Nova-600.jpg

What the **** is that apart from ****. :eek:

[John]

hmmm, xe'd agila would be fun!

[CoolTiger]

hmmm, xe'd agila would be fun!
think bigger let or v6

[John]

think bigger let or v6

No room for a v6! (myself and a friend seriously though about doing when we worked at vauxhall!)

[CoolTiger]

cut the bulkhead out it will be fine lol or rwd v6

[blue_peg_16v]

No room for a v6! (myself and a friend seriously though about doing when we worked at vauxhall!)

1.6 16v would fit though and we all know they are very tunable