I'm thinking about buying this, opinions please

[djshaggeh]

Isn't she a beauty? :thumb:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/vauxhall-astra-heavily-modified-ex-show-car-1-off_W0QQitemZ220522131336QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomo biles_UK?hash=item335824af88

[Connor]

Do it!
Imagine the street credit lol

[MK999]

There's a mk2 astra under there somewhere :(

[Rysee]

that comes up for sale every now and then crazy motor

[Angus Closier]

O DEAR POOR CAR.....I feel...well sick

[vauxluva]

There's a mk2 astra under there somewhere :(wow wat a waste of a realy good car so wish i had the money to put it right its the starship ss astraprise www.barryboys.co.uk (http://www.barryboys.co.uk) shame on u:cry:

[djshaggeh]

There's a mk2 astra under there somewhere :(

Looks a stripped shell with a torn up blanket draped across it.

[large_steve182]

if anyone fancys a cheap laugh heres an email address lol chantelle698@hotmail.com

typical chavvy girl name

[nova-taken]

i dont like that at all sorry dude, if it had a gte kit, it would be awesome

[Hobbit]

You plum, putting it up on here will bump the price up...


lol

[AlexW]

^ lol

Its changed a bit since i last saw it for sale.

[brainsnova]

someone took a **** on the boot

[AlexW]

someone took a **** on the boot

Suits the **** look.

[blue_peg_16v]

its awful and not to my taste but to be fair it was built years ago when those kits were big

[Southie]

Do car owners look like there cars, a bit like dog owners are supposed too.


http://i.ebayimg.com/22/%21BbLsYmgCGk%7E$%28KGrHqYH-EQEqv,dywINBKu0BJg,Iw%7E%7E_12.JPG



http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/photo/2006-06/29/xin_3806032915542321766234.jpg

[MattBrown]

You plum, putting it up on here will bump the price up...


lol

LMFAO lol

Asif anyone would buy it!

Interior- £200
Shell with kit - £50
Rear lights- £20
Engine - £5

So I value it at £275lol

[MadamVectra]

sorry but i have never liked this car
from the 1st time i saw it pvs donkey years ago
really isnt my cuppa

or could that be cos iam an ole fart
lol

[azza__nova]

ive got to get me one of those bumpers like feck have i they must think its a go faster bodykit

[L14MNP]

If it didn't have 12 doors it would be stunning. lol

[Jack]

has it melted?

[Spudly]

Erm, it says 'Astra' in the advert title but ive scoured the ad about six times and i really cant see one....................:roll:

[RickW]

has it melted?

haha this just made me laugh so hard i spat soup out :tard:

it is shocking...lot of work has gone in to creating it. Its like spending 10 years trying for a baby and when you finally have one...its ugly as sin!

[MattBrown]

haha this just made me laugh so hard i spat soup out :tard:

it is shocking...lot of work has gone in to creating it. Its like spending 10 years trying for a baby and when you finally have one...its ugly as sin!


My rents had that with melol

[Plug]

whats there to think about?

buy it, take a can of petrol with you, then watch it burn :)

[sparkie1401]

who ever built that should be shot
it is from romford essex though guys

[Ben]

love the


where to start:

colour coded seatbelts

LMFBO

Strangely enough not the thing i would of expected to be the main selling point!

[Balley]

Looks mint, I was going to air brush my tailgate like that aswell,

dammm he must of thought of it first!

[Pistol Pete]

lol what a pile of dog turd. Cant believe people still do this to cars and think it looks good. WTF?

[brainsnova]

all delta bumpers must of been sat on before production.

[Sloth]

ive squeezed out better looking turds than that, and i'll bet they were faster....

[Stuart]

are they Venoms ? :d

[mayhem]

Erm, it says 'Astra' in the advert title but ive scoured the ad about six times and i really cant see one....................:roll:

i see a kadett E in it somewhere lol


it's ****, it's a c18nz, and it's a 5door... scrap it.

[Sloth]

are they Venoms ? :d

nope, the later versions with the bent spokes:thumb:

[Graeme]

Please give yourself a good hard slap

[dave watson]

my beloved vauxhall astra,this is n ex show car


there is a reason it is a ex show car m8 thats because its absalotly disgusting and plus its a 5 door so keep youre money and buy summit elce m8 that is rubbish

[Graeme]

I take it that blue font wasn't spell checked

[dave watson]

ner m8 its just the black i coppied of the internet and the first blue i picked was to bright

[scott.parker]

IF i dont go mad money wise i would buy it, rag it to death then burn it!

EDIT: Sorry i thought it was on bidding and it said £9.50 not start bid £950 lol thats way over priced! lol

[dj_wudgey]

ohh my word thats f*ckin hidiouse!!

[Bubba]

are they Venoms ? :d

page 4 and someone finally notices the wheels :D twisty venoms :D id love a set of them...i really would!

[5_door owner]

they breeeeeeeeeeeed :eek: :eek: :eek:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-FIESTA-RS-TURBO-DELTAS-X-SHOW-CAR-MODIFIED_W0QQitemZ330384859677QQcmdZViewItemQQptZA utomobiles_UK?hash=item4cec78e21d

[scott.parker]

lol WTF!! Why would you want to spend £1250 on a **** heap rolling shell!!

[Spudly]

they breeeeeeeeeeeed :eek: :eek: :eek:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-FIESTA-RS-TURBO-DELTAS-X-SHOW-CAR-MODIFIED_W0QQitemZ330384859677QQcmdZViewItemQQptZA utomobiles_UK?hash=item4cec78e21d






FULL DELTA JAP STYLE BODY KIT - BUMPERS / SIDE SKIRTS






Hmmm, FULL kit you say, then why does it have the OE arch spats on it then which dont match in with the kit, mind you having said that, none of the kit matches the rest of it, you might aswell buy one piece of every kit available for your car and fit that and it will probably look miles better than that disgusting mess lol

[twistysnovagte]

they look like something walt disney forgot to draw lol

[MK999]

The thing that confuses me, is they're all listed as show cars... now this to me suggests that large amounts of people enjoy looking at them, how do they get away with such an obvious lie? :wtf:

[Spudly]

The thing that confuses me, is they're all listed as show cars... now this to me suggests that large amounts of people enjoy looking at them, how do they get away with such an obvious lie? :wtf:



I think the term refers to the fact that they 'show' you up if you were ever to be stupid enough to drive one, or indeed get in it lol

[djshaggeh]

Woah, I didn't see that fiesta. Thats awesome, maybe I should bid on the fiesta instead of the astra?! lol

[daverobson]

lol fiesta is soooo bad. note engine bay and 'jap' stucker on side

[conad]

that front bumper looks like a set of curtain drapes lol

[conad]

iv just sent the fiesta owner a message 'if you ask nicely, i might consider a swap for a packet of half eaten jaffa cakes.'..... i wonder if he'll reply lol



some of these idiots make me laugh, just found this........ 'this is the ultimate dimma pug with the ultimate sound system, having had over 25k spent, inc professionally fitted with a 306 2.0 litre GTI 6 engine projuicing 170 bhp as standard and a uprated 5 speed gearbox, far to much spec to list'........ spot the funny mistake, and they have the cheek to call themselve a 'professional car dealership' lmfao


whereas this, i like
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1993-TOYOTA-ESTIMA-JBL-cruise-sound-show-auto_W0QQitemZ310181379759QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutom obiles_UK?hash=item4838403eaf

[mr5050]

someone please rescue that astra, its like the owner of a dog abusing it a dressing the poor thing in a 1 piece latex suit (take a second to visualize), this car needs saving, maybe if we had a whip round we could give it the life it deserves:)

[Zildjian]

I think that car has had a stroke.

[bmw156]

thats dirty lol, the only bit that impresses me is the airbrushing.

and ben, i was thinking the same, great start. what i always wanted coloured seatbelts lol