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What do I do with it?
kill it and get a dog
Not allowed another dog, as sometimes the house is empty for a while, apparently its cruel to keep a dog locked up for 12 hours a day lol
brainsnova
07-12-09, 04:36 PM
see if you can be friends with it.
Its more interested in licking its self than being friends, do these things do trick? How often do I need to change the batteries?
well then get two dogs and leave the back door unlocked. ours let themselfs in and out all day
My back yard leads out onto a back street, and the dogs would get stolen/killed round here.
not if you get big dogs that bite lol
Trust me, I want a dog, tried very hard to persuade me mam to buy a dog, but all I got told was its not my house so not my choice :cry:
get another cat! two means they chase each other and is worth a few laughs.
I got two and wouldnt change them for the world. They are ace
well then kill ya mum and the cat
Don't give it milk; dry and biscuits and water until you've established he/she wont' ****/be sick all over the house.
By that I mean liquidised ****.
See if it floats in the canal with some bricks tied to its legs!
on a side note when my step sister moved in with us when i was 15 she brought her two cats, so i was not allowed another dog, i swiftly rounded cats up and jumped on the bus and took them to the cat shelter and said i found them abandoned!
3 weeks later they were back home! ****ERS
OMG your mum has founded a CAT!!
Lol @ killing my mam, don't tempt me, plus shes not worth going to prison for.
One cat is enough for now and I dare say it wont float in the canal :( but LOl at your story Ben
It makes a proper random purr/meow noise, and loves going under the cupboards, made a video but its going to take an age upload.
novalovingned
07-12-09, 05:43 PM
Just wait until its jumping all over your car. Claws out and everything lol
Aww andrew its lovly, my cat licks your face and likes to sit on you.
give me pussy.
get on msn
Just wait until its jumping all over your car. Claws out and everything lol
Like F U C K will it get in my car, its only been on my a couple of times and already I'm covered in hair, and I have bolster wear which is bad enough, if it ripped my seats I would kill it, cost me £80 these seats.
Alex, I'm about to go out, need to change some wheels around, again xxx
Cats say meow. I'll be on later :thumb:
Angus Closier
07-12-09, 06:02 PM
Post it to me and i'll dispose of it for free!
just tee the little fooker into next door neighbours,tiger woods style,doubt it,ll return :d
get some catnip(google it) and hide it in your mums underwear drawer.. then get some laxative chocolate & give it to said cat, then acquire an electric fence to put round your car (the posts need to be no more than 9" high)... my brother moved to a street with a load of cats & then bought a range rover, the sodding things scratched the hell out of his bonnet, so he electrified the driveway & blew the whiskers off them.. if i'd not seen it, i would have never believed it, but a swift 9000v dc thru a moggie is strangely hilarious
twistysnovagte
07-12-09, 07:48 PM
lmfao ^ ^ ^ ^
spud and jack will not be best pleased with half these coments lol
if its that bad and you dont want it,just take to the kennels!
Dont worry. WVMMVMMWMWMMCNMMN will want it. Only pussy hes ever gona have lol :p
Your mum found a random cat?!
there is nothing random about a cat.... everything they do is deliberate & calculated
novaguy08
07-12-09, 10:24 PM
Poke it with a stick!!
If its anything like my cat it'll like getting its fur pulled about!
*Jumps to last page.
Put it in a pie. :)
Richie_B
07-12-09, 11:11 PM
Would go canny under a crust
Cats rule, but you have to have the right one. Some of them can be proper nasty feckers, but my old cat was uber affectionate, never clawed or bit, and did some very entertaining stuff!
Dog wise, there are certain breeds that have no issues with being left alone all day. Scotties for example.
Well I've just got back in, and so far its quite affectionate, keeps rubbing its self on my leg and makes a purr/meow noise which sounds really ****ing weird but funny, shes currently eating some tuna which she seems happy with.
Nice cat so far. I kinda like it. Would still prefer a dog.
Its sat on my ****ing head, I do not lie, it is really, sat on my head.
.............. makes a purr/meow noise which sounds really ****ing weird but funny,..........
WF noises were you expecting? lol lol
+1 on dog :thumb::cool:
I know cats purr and meow, but at the same time :confused: never knew that, likes digging its claws in my legs, walking on my keyboard, in front of my monitor and it sits and stares at me, do cats sit and stare? Be honest, is it planning to kill me? I've never had a cat before.
Oh and it meows as soon as I leave the room. Must like me.
i bet thats the most pussy youve had clawing your legs ay??
i bet thats the most pussy youve had clawing your legs ay??
:mad:
Yes :(
ill swap ya my mrs for your mom?
ill swap ya my mrs for your MUM?
FFS this is not chevynovaland!
ill swap ya my mrs for your mom?
Mom? Mam or mum, mom is not acceptable unless you're in America, pics of yours missus :)
http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2648/58/56/61306551/n61306551_36899792_4206108.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=36899713&id=61306551&op=1&view=global&subj=1066591169)
you cant have the donkey though
FFS this is not chevynovaland!
:dlol. Baxter may be missing but I see we still have AmeicaniZed fools!
colonslllllllllllap
Little **** just bit me, I no longer like it.
http://crowderland.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/ceilingcatnsfw2.jpg
jimbob-mcgrew
08-12-09, 12:37 AM
fatten it up and roast it for christmas lunch
Angus Closier
08-12-09, 01:36 AM
Its sat on my ****ing head, I do not lie, it is really, sat on my head.
Pics or it never happendlol lol
Pics or it never happendlol lol
I had only put my camera upstairs a short while before this, I'll be prepared next time, but it likes digging its claws in :cry:
They all say Mom round here, i think its a midlands thing aswell
my brothers say munster instead of monster, retards!
Cats are cool, but the scratches on my hand from fighting a kitten suck
rwaggers
08-12-09, 07:38 AM
ive got 2 fcuking cat and all they ever seem to do is eat and sleep. so thats why i got the dog to see what her would do to themlol
May be getting rid of it, seems me mam is allergic to it. Shame, its a proper friendly cat.
kill it and get a dog
WIN (+rep!)
novaguy08
08-12-09, 09:50 PM
Thank yourself that she got a fully grown cat, otherwise you would be walking into the kitchen to have something small and fuzzy making its way UP your leg!! My kittens always used to try climbing my leg, one got to the top of my trousers dispite me screaming at it to **** off (and waking the missus up in the process who was busy laughing!!) then it got confused as I was only wearing trousers at the time.
Cats will dig their claws in when they're content or want attenetion, bite whilst playing or when you try scratching its stomach (they dont like that) or playing.
Go out and buy some catnip, if it likes it then spray it on its own tail...... get the video camera out & see what happens. (cats REALLY like catnip!!)
For a giggle spray it on your mums trousers or something lol
May be getting rid of it, seems me mam is allergic to it. Shame, its a proper friendly cat.
Get rid of your mum
Catnip is like cannabis for cats.
Its going back in a few hours :( shame as I would like to have a pet, its curled up on me knee lol
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