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Mike
06-12-09, 12:24 PM
Heres a snippet of a conversation ive just had with one...

You are about to be connected to a new connection sales adviser for Vodafone UK. Please note they do not have access to existing customer details and cannot process orders or upgrades. If you have a query of this nature please contact customer services.
You are now connected with Kim.
Kim: Hello, you're chatting with Kim, one of Vodafone's online sales specialists. May I take your name please?
You: Kim, good morning
You: i hav a problem buying a contract online via the vida site
You: voda*
You: Michael is my name
Kim: Hi Michael, Good morning
You: hello
Kim: What error message its showing?
You: it wont accept my card
You: as in my card when i go to the payment screen
Kim: Which card are you having?
You: confused.com? im buying a phone, not buying a card
You: your site doesnt accept my Visa debit card
Kim: its very simply
Kim: simple**
You: i know it is, its a simple problem i have with your site
Kim: I will help you to place the order with your card..
Kim: No worries....:)
You: im currently on screen 2, payment details
Kim: I will help you with that ...
Kim: Cool!!
Kim: Please enter all details exactly matching your debit/credit card details....
You: so, ive entered my visa card number an all my details already
Kim: You name and address should match
You: one step ahead of you ;)
You: i know this...
Kim: Brilliant
You: now, when i click proceed to confirm order ill copy an paste what happens next...
You: im now on Review & Confirm screen, which is all groovy an all BUT.....
You: i click place order AND....
You: Sorry, we can't process your payment using the card details you've given us. Please check your card and enter the details again. If there's still a problem, you could try using a different card to pay for your order.
You: would you look at that ehh....
Kim: Lets do it together....
You: so soon? weve only just met

Kim: lol
Kim: I was talking about order...:)
You: i know this... at least you have a sense of humour...

AlexW
06-12-09, 12:29 PM
lol

mowgli
06-12-09, 01:26 PM
you got someone who could speak english as a first language????? amazing..... the missus had an hours worth of arguing when she tried to report a missing phone

Ben
06-12-09, 02:14 PM
Helps if you have money in your account lol

Benn
06-12-09, 02:22 PM
Is it me are are you mocking her alot? And love that she says "cool... :) "

Fester
06-12-09, 02:28 PM
I think 'Kim' may not be the buxom lust-inducing vision of perfection...

Kim, yesterday:
http://scrambles.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/rab-c-nesbitt.jpg

Mike
06-12-09, 03:18 PM
Helps if you have money in your account lol

Its a 4 figure account balance Ben. I had to put double zero in the Issue Number column for it to work lol

Benn, the conversation carried on a lot longer then that an yep, she says cool no matter how much you take the pish outta her.