Blonde Joke

[Chris LR]

A Plane is Leaving for Los Angeles, the passengers board and the plane takes off.

On The Plane there are 1st, 2nd and shit calss seats,Amougst the Passengers in the shit class seats is a Blonde Woman. She gets up for a walk around and notices that some of the Seats on 1st Class are empty. So she moves forward into 1st Class.

One of the Attendants approaches the Woman and asks her if she's kindly move back into her seat, The Woman replied "No, I'm Blonde and I'm Going to L.A"

The Attendant sees that she isn't going to get very far and calls the Co-Pilot down from the C0ckpit. He approaches the Woman and he gets the same reply, "No, I'm Blonde and I'm Going to L.A"

He then Calls for the Captain and tells him about the problem. The Captain comes back and walks over to the woman, whispers something in her ear and she returns to her Normal seat.

The Co-Pilot and attendant are stunned and ask the Captain what he said...
"It's nothing" he said "I just told her that the first class passengers wern't going to L.A, but the rest of the passengers are

[courtenaynova's lil sis]

That is not funny. I'm blonde and I'm not dumb. Blondes being dumb is just a stereotype. I'm not a happy bunny wabbit. No stupid comments.

[frillip]

lol funny funny funny

[Chris LR]

Thats what I thought

[Tilly]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[jkhilton]

A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way

to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the , Hey, bartender, you
wanna

hear a blonde joke?"!



The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.


In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,



"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - given that
you are

blind-that you should know five things....
1. -The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. -The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. -I'm a 6 feet tall, 120 kg blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. -The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
weightlifter. 5. -The lady to your right is a blonde and is a
professional wrestler.


Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?



The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,




"Nah...Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

[Chris LR]

rofl :lol:

[Carla]

lmfao.i found it comical....my stomach was aching after i had read it, and its not that often i find jokes like that funny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Chris LR]

Be honest, If u were blonde, you wud have had a go...... :x

:lol: :roll: :lol:

[novamark]

joke about blind bloke was funnier but both funny. :lol:

[Carla]

LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[mikeoxford]

joke about blind bloke was funnier but both funny. :lol:

fcuk quality

[NoFrills]

Whats the difference between a blonde and a fridge?

A fridge doesnt fart when you take your meat out :lol:

[novamark]

lmfao :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

best one of all 3 by far!!!! lol.