anyone need anything doing

[blue_peg_16v]

well as of today im unemployed after 8 years working in insurance, so since i have time on my hands till i find another job, i am offering my services i dont cost alot, heather came up with become a jigalow only problem with that is that she says shes only alowed to be my customer and she aint paying so thats not gonna get me any beer tokens lol

[L14MNP]

You can be the new spellbot. Oh wait. You can't. lol

[Jack]

You can be the new spellbot. Oh wait. You can't. lol
ROFLOLMAOMGWTFTHERE'SAFLUMPINMYPOCKETBBQ

Be an artist. Take a dump in the middle of the Tate or whatever and they'll give you £1million for it.

[draper]

my car needs washing

[Southie]

my car needs washing

Blue Peg in this :eek: lol

http://www.car-z.net/uploads/posts/2008-09/1221576017_car_wash_girls.jpg

[Sloth]

jesus southie, think of the kids (not in a michael jackson way i'll add)

may i suggest a trip to teh local jobcenter?

[Spudly]

may i suggest a trip to the local jobcenter?



Looks like i may be doing that very soon as im sure im gonna be sacked on thursday :cry:

[Sloth]

**** mate, how come?

[Spudly]

**** mate, how come?



Got a disciplinary due to using my mobile at work, was told last tuesday that its banned now, so i leave my phone in my bag and yet im up for disciplinary action, righto methinks theyre wanting rid of me then!

[Sloth]

id walk mate. there IS jobs, you just need to look for em. still on for sat?

[Spudly]

Aye im still on for sat, get me some info on whos taking on drivers locally please, multi drop stuff like factors preferable, pretty please, ill give you some +Rep:d

[Graeme]

Gutted for you both

[blue_peg_16v]

Blue Peg in this :eek: lol

http://www.car-z.net/uploads/posts/2008-09/1221576017_car_wash_girls.jpg

my moobs are bigger that hers lol

[draper]

my moobs are bigger that hers lol

ill bring the sponge :d

[mowgli]

blue peg, when you said you worked in insurance.... you weren't an arsonist were you????

[Novasport]

Serial flooder apparently :)

[blue_peg_16v]

interview friday to be a car salesman fingures crossed, went to the jobcentre today and felt like council estate scum never want to go again

[Spudly]

Fingers crossed for you Rich:thumb:

[draper]

Good luck buddy


Going to the job centre is like a holding pen for jeremy kyle round here, no wonder sloth enjoys his job so much lol

[blue_peg_16v]

cheers:thumb:

[jas2000000]

You could always be a rent boy???

[blue_peg_16v]

considered hence why im offering my services on here

[Sloth]

Good luck buddy


Going to the job centre is like a holding pen for jeremy kyle round here, no wonder sloth enjoys his job so much lol

you wanna know why i like my job so much?
it shows me that there are worse people in the world in worse situations than me, and i enjoy meeting new peeps and helping them:thumb:

[kc_08]

come round and help me fit my x14xe? lol

[blue_peg_16v]

margate isnt exactly round the corner lol

[Richie_B]

You can be the new spellbot. Oh wait. You can't. lol

:D