i hate this bumper!!

[2drloon]

http://i663.photobucket.com/albums/uu351/2drloon/for%20sale/DSC01635.jpg

after some thought iv decided against selling or binning this bumper that came on my new project and thought whats the best thing to do with it. iv come to the decition that i want to set it on fire but not sure weather there is somthing better to do with it.


so does anyone fancy sponsering me? all ideas are welcome as to wot i should do to it. thanks.

if you can amend this below with your username and how much you will sponser me (via paypal or cash)

1.k reg nova (http://www.pngclub.com/forum/member.php?u=15098) £0.20p
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[LEWI007]

Show me what it looks like then lol

[2drloon]

Show me what it looks like then lol its up there ^^^^^^ give me chance lol

[AlexW]

fire, its free.

[2drloon]

fire, its free. no it aint i need something flammable and a lighter.lol if anyone fancys donating some fuel if you send it to no 10 downing st cos this is were im storing the bumper .lollollol

[LEWI007]

ill sponsor, 20p. lol

i say put petrol on it and an empty aerosol and watch it burn and blow up.

[mayhem]

i'm willing to take a sh!t on it... its already at the end, so be fast please.

[LEWI007]

sh*t on it then burn it

[2drloon]

ill sponsor, 20p. lol

i say put petrol on it and an empty aerosol and watch it burn and blow up.great thats sounds best upto now!

[Jon_nova1]

I'll sponsor 30P

And make a phone video of it being dragged around your town using a towing eye and rope is a condition;)

[2drloon]

I'll sponsor 30P

And make a phone video of it being dragged around your town using a towing eye and rope is a condition;) i will be videoing whatever happens to it but i aint draging it round town lol!

[Jon_nova1]

no 30P then lol

[Nobby]

i had the same desicio with a dodgy bad boy one i had with my car off egay. All i can say is even the tat men at the yard struggled to pick it up becasue of the filler ££££££

[LEWI007]

Sh*t on it put petrol and an aerosol on it and watch it blow up and fire sh*t all over.

[2drloon]

Sh*t on it put petrol and an aerosol on it and watch it blow up and fire sh*t all over.ok mate calm down.:thumb: lol

[let_nova]

put it in the bin?

[2drloon]

put it in the bin? thats just no fun!

[brainsnova]

put it in the local paper for free and watch it go lol

[2drloon]

put it in the local paper for free and watch it go lolthat is BORING !!

[Jon_nova1]

Bet a mate he can't pull you along in it like a sleigh

[Spudly]

Douse it in fuel and put it next to a mk1 dash, and burn em both lol

[2drloon]

Bet a mate he can't pull you along in it like a sleighi like it but dnt fancy it meself!

[brainsnova]

screw it to the back of a police car

[Southie]

Douse it in fuel and put it next to a mk1 dash, and burn em both lol
Attach it to Spudly and set fire too it mmmm jacket potato with a hint of bumper yom yom yom

[Spudly]

How very dare you, youve been hanging around those north west boys too long and have started being mean to me aswell:cry:

[Southie]

lol I am a North West boy, I sorwee ;)

[brainsnova]

just ban him lol

[Spudly]

Grrr stop coming to our meets and making us think youre an NE boy then lol

[Southie]

just ban him lol
:p

It's nice to get out and about though and the NE are always as friendly.

Anyway what's happening to the shiity bumper lol

[Spudly]

:p

It's nice to get out and about though and the NE are always as friendly.

Anyway what's happening to the shiity bumper lol




Awww thats so sweet, youre forgiven dude:d



And hopefully something petrol related and nasty lol

[Southie]

Attach 50 firework rockets to it and send it off into the sky kaboooooomm lol

[2drloon]

Attach 50 firework rockets to it and send it off into the sky kaboooooomm lol fireworks cost money so get sponsering me you tight wads! just a quid!

[Novaboi_1991]

just go and offer it to the nearest chav reguardless of the car...

then point and laugh when its gaffa taped on lol

[bmw156]

lol, advertise it in the paper as something like

Chavtastic nova bumper,
looks crap
cracked in red

free to a "council house"

[brainsnova]

^^^^^^ ideal replacement for delta lol

[2drloon]

that is getting done!

[bmw156]

that is getting done!

lol adverts cost a few quid, i will sponser you 2 quid -
conditions lol

advert in paper
copy of paper send to me

would be excellent:d

[Sloth]

fit it to jonnys corsa, he likes tat.

[aaron88v]

Put it down the local charity shop it will make some pikeys day, haha.

[2drloon]

lol adverts cost a few quid, i will sponser you 2 quid -
conditions lol

advert in paper
copy of paper send to me

would be excellent:dtell me exsactly what you want the ad to say and thats a deal it will be in on monday or tuesday

[2drloon]

fit it to jonnys corsa, he likes tat. i tld him i was going to screw it to his combo tonight lmao!

[Sloth]

Rofl! Id Screw It To The Front For A Giggle....

[Bubba]

Douse it in fuel and put it next to a mk1 dash, and burn em both lol

bodge it onto a certain cav td with silicon, gaffer tape, and blackboard paint... ill teach you to mock mk1 dashs (we dont have a dodgy hazzard light switch ;))

[Dave.]

bodge it onto a certain cav td with silicon, gaffer tape, and blackboard paint... ill teach you to mock mk1 dashs (we dont have a dodgy hazzard light switch ;))

Yeahh but wheres your passenger top-dash ledge? :p

[brainsnova]

Yeahh but wheres your passenger top-dash ledge? :p

in a non breakable glove box :p

[Spudly]

in a non breakable glove box :p



Mk2 glove boxes dont break its just heavy handed chumps that are used to having to slam a big slab of whatever the feck they carve mk1 dashes from that seem to break them, ive had about ten or so novas and all but one have had a mk2 dash, the mk1 got ripped out and swapped for a mk2 and ive never broken one or had anyone break one of mine!

And Bubba you love cavs as much as me so in know you wouldnt really want him to burn my cav, and besides, Dale (aka 2drloon) likes my cav so he wouldnt burn it either :p lol

[Sloth]

/\oi you, go get your engine out....

[2drloon]

Dale (aka 2drloon) likes my cav so he wouldnt burn it either :p lol no! its pink and gay! ill show ya a good mk1 dash its mint the one iv just got! havent seen anythink like it in my life its amasing!!! 2 mins ill get a pic!

[Sloth]

mines better..../\

[2drloon]

mines better..../\ no its not!!!!!!!!



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