Condoms

[Ben (lurk75)]

>> >
>> > > Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms - and
>> > > keeping the same tag
>> > >
>> > > line............
>> > >
>> > > Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
>> > >
>> > > Tesco Condoms - every little helps
>> > >
>> > > Nike Condoms - Just do it.
>> > >
>> > > Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
>> > >
>> > > Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
>> > >
>> > > KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good.
>> > >
>> > > Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth , not in your hands.
>> > >
>> > > Safeway condoms - Lightening the load..
>> > >
>> > > Abbey national condoms - because life is complicated enough.
>> > >
>> > > Coca cola condoms - taste the real thing.
>> > >
>> > > Ever ready condoms - keep going and going.
>> > >
>> > > Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
>> > >
>> > > Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop
>> > >
>> > > Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper
>> > >
>> > > Goodyear condoms - " for a longer ride go wide "
>> > >
>> > > FCUK condoms - no comment required.
>> > >
>> > > Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
>> > >
>> > > Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard
>>work.
>> > >
>> > > Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.
>> > >
>> > > On digital condoms - plug and play !!!!
>> > >
>> > > Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
>> > >
>> > > Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
>> > >
>> > > Renault condoms - size really does matter!

[Chris LR]

Halifax - always giving you extra

Vaux Astra - enjoy the ride

[Tilly]

lmao those are ace

[frillip]

quality :lol:

[ade]

T-Mobile condoms - get more

:? not sure if thats a compliment or insult?

Virgin condoms - ??????

[Neil.]

Wisewood condoms - You'll be lucky!

[jatinder]

at work we now have to keep all the condom in a draw locked away at customer servixces so peeps have to come up to and wihipser "were to u keep the condoms" and i reply "SIR IF YOU JUST WANT TO GO OVER TO THE CUSTOMER SERVICE DESK THAT LADY WILL SERVE YOU, WHICH ONES WOULD U LIKE EXTRA SMALL SIR SUIT YOU SIR" :D

[linzTDI]

Wisewood condoms - You'll be lucky!


lol :lol: :lol:

[wisewood]

Neil - LMFAO... ROFLMFAO!!!



oh and btw - i'm gonna kill you :lol:

[wisewood]

Neil's Condoms - Best Before 16th Birthday



:lol:




sorry neil but you deserved that.

[Cara]

rofl :lol:

[linzTDI]

madness lol

[mikesri]

lmfao!!! those r quality!!

[Anton]

Neil's Condoms - Best Before 16th Birthday



:lol:




sorry neil but you deserved that.

LMFAO!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Alex]

your gonna upset him.... :lol:

[wisewood]

he started it...

[locky]

My ribs are acheing lmfao!

[mikeoxford]

My ribs are acheing lmfao!

tickled my funny bone too

[Mel]

LOL...

[Neil.]

wisewood condoms - For the man in your life

[wisewood]

oh the shock - neil has tried to tell everyone i am gay, i think thats only happened to me 14 times before :roll:

Come on neil - i expected much better than that from you.

[linzTDI]

Well i know this doesnt have really anything to do with this but i think Ribbed is the best

[Anton]

ribbed are for men that can't perfom on there own well enough, so they need that extra 'something' to finish the job off. lol

[linzTDI]

maybe in your case hunny.

Its my decision

[Anton]

so not a flavoured kinda girly?

[linzTDI]

Well i suppose but thats my business

[Anton]

:wink:

[linzTDI]

you got summit in ya eye?

[Anton]

yeah, will you help me get it out?

[linzTDI]

No probs :wink:

oh look its in mine now

[Anton]

oh dear, let me lend you a hand

[Tilly]

a finger how could u poss fit a hand in her eye??

[linzTDI]

lol

:lol: :lol:

[Anton]

well i was working on the theory that a hand has fingers on it lol :lol:

[Tilly]

ahhh ok np

[wisewood]

dont let him near your eyes linz - you never know where his grubby little hands have been :lol:

[Anton]

better go wash them first then

[Ben (lurk75)]

Anton is very right, if you need to really ona few plastic hoops to give you pleasure then the man aint doing enough.

[wisewood]

actually thats not true...
i have spoken about this to women a few times about this and they have said that no matter what you do, unless you have ribs like that "built in" to yourself you cant generate the sensation any other way.

So, you can be the best lay in the world, but you put one of those on and if its the sort of sensation she likes, she will enjoy herself even more.

Just the way it is.

[Anton]

next week on wisewoods sex tips for girls....

:lol:

[Ben (lurk75)]

Well girls sod the dildo's go buy a xylephone then :!:

[wisewood]

might be a bit wide for most ladies... :lol:
most of the ladies i have encountered anyway...

[Ben (lurk75)]

You ever heard the saying you play to the ability of your opponent? well the same theory applies Andy.

roflmao :lol:

[wisewood]

so you're telling me that the ladies you know could get something in there that had a width which was wider than their pelvis???


lmfao.

[Ben (lurk75)]

i dont know how big your xyelphone in school were. :o

[wisewood]

big mate... they were big.
about 5 feet long.


why werent yours??
didnt know you could get small ones, i only ever seen bigguns.

[Ben (lurk75)]

nope ours were about 18" x 4" (still big for the purpose i was meaning :wink: )

[Carla]

as if...........

wisewood dont no how 2 use his own instruments..neva mind letting him handle another...lol

anyway wisewood........dont forget my pink fluffy handcuffs......neva mind the xylephones! :wink: :wink:

brown sauce

[Neil.]

andy smells, andy smells, jingle bells, andy smells :D

[Carla]

hahahaha.................laff at wisewood.........or woodworm ...........lol

neva mind :wink: :wink:

aaahhhhhhhhhhhh bless

brown sauce x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x :D :D

[Snowface]

Powergen condoms - Power in good hands
lol.

[Neil.]

hahahahah im laughing at wisewood........not sure why brown sauce but im laughing..... :lol: :lol: :?

[wisewood]

i am too tired and ill to fight back today :lol:

[mikeoxford]

i am too tired and ill to fight back today :lol:

he dosent like to admit defeat easily does he girls!

[wisewood]

You show me how i have been defeated in anyway and i will quite gladly admit defeat - either that or edit all the posts so that i win.

[jatinder]

wisewood thats called cheating

bet u cheat at monlopoly too!

[wisewood]

i never cheat at monopoly... i prefer to win fair and square... bankrupting everyone elsea nd seeing them squirm when they hit mayfair witha hotel and only have 7 quid left :lol:

[Carla]

squirm...lol[/quote]