I am a bellend....

[Mike]

Its been there 21 years of my life, nearly 22 infact!!

I see the fecking thing everyday, all it does is go up & down, up & down an makes some noises now an again....big white sqaure shaped thing, cant really miss it....

But OOOOOOOOOH FCUKING NO, not today! Of all days, today in a mindless vandalism stylee for some stupid reason i forgot the garage door was there an reveresed a 1.5 tonne van straight into it at about 15 mph :cry:

Sorry dad.....

[bmw156]

fooking LOL

[Mike]

Thats like 7665+ days.....

183960 hours!!

A staggering 11037600 seconds AND still counting!!!

How the **** did i not know it was there!!

[alan b]

hahaha plonker!

[mowgli]

was it like this?
http://www.norfolkin.net/images/09_weinermobile_crash.jpg

[Andy]

A truly monumental fail LOL

[loggyboy]

PICS or GTFO

[bmw156]

Thats like 7665+ days.....

183960 hours!!

A staggering 11037600 seconds AND still counting!!!

How the **** did i not know it was there!!

LOLLLLL

[napalm_27]

epic fail!

[Mike]

PICS or GTFO

Its just 2 tiny dinks now an some scratches, just spent half hour kicking **** outta it to get the buckled part out!!

Thank god for aluminium garage doors!

Cant ****ing believe i just done that :(

[mowgli]

my big sister once hit the garage door frame at my mums (it is huge, dad had a 7 series bmw) in her mini 850. she was a shiite driver too

[Andy]

BOOOOOOOOOO mike this thread needs more..
CARNAGE!!!!!

[Mike]

By far its second most stupid accident ive ever had on my own driveway :(

[Andy]

Pics of 1st? what happened?

[Mike]

Pics of 1st? what happened?

Not got any TBH, i dont carry a camera everywhere i go lol

The first one lol lol I gave a 3 month old Toyota Yaris a front end that look identical to a 4 bed detached house

The number plate of it was a dead give away tho PX04 YNE = PAYNE - PAIN!

[mowgli]

Not got any TBH, i dont carry a camera everywhere i go lol

The first one lol lol I gave a 3 month old Toyota Yaris a front end that look identical to a 4 bed detached house

The number plate of it was a dead give away tho PX04 YNE = PAYNE - PAIN!

so you caused about a grands worth of improvements??

[Mike]

so you caused about a grands worth of improvements??

More then a grand :(

Its the Yaris i took Giraffe hearding at the West Mids safari park, thats why im banned from there :( (well, whoever now owns it will be anyway)

[mowgli]

More then a grand :(

Its the Yaris i took Giraffe hearding at the West Mids safari park, thats why im banned from there :( (well, whoever now owns it will be anyway)

i am now laughing with tears... that is truly bizarre +1rep

[Mike]

i am now laughing with tears... that is truly bizarre +1rep

TBH, ive never had so much fun in a car really :)

Ended up needing:

Pass side headlight
Front bumper
Pass side wing & repeater
Bonnet
Radiator (IIRC?)
x3 hubcaps
Full valet
Paint touch up to roof skin
Paint touch up to rear bumper
New clutch
New front disc's & pads
Handbrake cable
Drivers side mirror

God i miss my younger years :d

That was all amased within 3 weeks too. Still not gonna beat my cock knocker garage door bender though, that was plain ****ing stupid of me :(

EDIT: Gotta say tho, those Yaris's aint actually bad cars i though, the speedo display rocks (literally, back an forth when you hit a speedhump at 70+) comfy as fook tho

[Mike]

HA turns out its exported anyway

The enquiry is complete
The vehicle details for PX04 YNE are:

Date of Liability 01 04 2006
Date of First Registration 16 03 2004
Year of Manufacture 2004
Cylinder Capacity (cc) 998CC
CO2 Emissions 134g/Km
Fuel Type Petrol
Export Marker Export
Vehicle Status Unlicensed
Vehicle Colour SILVER
Vehicle Type Approval M1

This vehicle can be licensed at a DVLA Local Office without the V5C Registration Certificate Vehicle Excise Duty Rate for vehicle 6 Months Rate £66.00 12 Months Rate £120.00

[mowgli]

maybe the giraffes got repatriated & were missing it

[Mike]

Was only in the country for a year an half then thinking about it?

I had it from 3 months old (July 04 i got it), done some big 11's at the Safari park, chased some giraffes, goaded the lions with the windows down (got in a lot of trouble for that:( ) gave it death for a few weeks then stacked it into the front of my dads house

[novaload1992]

unlucky

[Mazz]

lol

Mike : in answer to your original question; yes you are ;)

[GRUNT 16V]

5hit happens bud !!! dont panic

[Lee]

I are crying with LOL @ this thread lol

[Spudly]

Lmfao, Mike its not the fact you did something silly like that, its the epic descriptive way you wrote the thread that probably has had everyone reading it thinking, yup ive done that, then thought the same lol

[Andy]

Most idiotic ive ever done was left my old cav in gear outside my mates garage,leant through the window,started it up and it went through his next door neighbours fence,taking the gate with it.I had to LMFAO when my mate just said "oh well,it was shagged anyway!" lol

[Mike]

Yep, ive done a lot of stupid things in my life lol

Including getting shot in the face :S that wasnt as LOL factor tho :(

[burgo]

Yep, ive done a lot of stupid things in my life lol

Including getting shot in the face :S that wasnt as LOL factor tho :(

that explains alot ;) love you sweet cheeks

[DMcBXE]

Thats like 7665+ days.....

183960 hours!!

A staggering 11037600 seconds AND still counting!!!

How the **** did i not know it was there!!

Does that include days in a leap year etc? :p