too fast blad

[jimbob-mcgrew]

was screamin it down the m1 right, chasing this badboy metro man... we were both ripping it all the way, in and out of traffic, sideswiping cars, the lot! the thing was blasting it i tell ya, but my v6 twin turbs was spinning up proppah blad, proppah!!! i was feeling the g's and catching him fast, i was getting some nasty vibration thru the steering wheel and then i had a blowout on the offside front and at the same time the wheels come off and bounced over the central girders into an oncoming police cars windscreen and then i slam into the back of the metro and he's gone into the central girders too! the fcuking wheels come back over and gone thru his drivers window and ripped his and his passengers head clean off, clean off blad !! the wheel kept on going and burst thru his passenger window and gone into a corn field on the left, and i dont have a spare in the boot right.. so i jump the car off the motorway down a ditch and bosh thru a wooden fence, im trying to chase this wheel, its bloody going for it, my cars going thru hell and back over these hefty mud ridges and im getting force fed corn on the cobs for dinner. meanwhile an army choppers been radio'd in to come and get me for merc'in those 2 pigs, so i got rockets and 50 cal machine gun fire to deal with now aswell, jesus christ i just want my wheel back. the wheel speeds up so fast, faster than light cos of the power that the twin turbs was spinning it before and opens up a dimensional gate to another galaxy, so im thinking wtf no chance, and stamp on the brakes hardcore right... got all corn on the cobs up in my calipers and popcorns coming out of them, pop pop pop, the wheel and the chopper shoot past thru the gate as i slide to a halt and then the whole of the m1 explodes in a fireball and i get sucked back in time to right before the blowout and the pigs get merc'd, whatever i try different the end result is the same and im put back to the same spot like groundhogs day. i just had time to type this post on my mobile whilst on the 25th take of the never ending infinity.... oh sh1t, dodge the rockets !! *boom*

[Stanley]

http://ulsu.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/war-on-drugs22.jpg

[andrew1988]

Is everyone on here smoking crack today?

[djshaggeh]

Braptastic

[twistysnovagte]

was screamin it down the m1 right, chasing this badboy metro man... we were both ripping it all the way, in and out of traffic, sideswiping cars, the lot! the thing was blasting it i tell ya, but my v6 twin turbs was spinning up proppah blad, proppah!!! i was feeling the g's and catching him fast, i was getting some nasty vibration thru the steering wheel and then i had a blowout on the offside front and at the same time the wheels come off and bounced over the central girders into an oncoming police cars windscreen and then i slam into the back of the metro and he's gone into the central girders too! the fcuking wheels come back over and gone thru his drivers window and ripped his and his passengers head clean off, clean off blad !! the wheel kept on going and burst thru his passenger window and gone into a corn field on the left, and i dont have a spare in the boot right.. so i jump the car off the motorway down a ditch and bosh thru a wooden fence, im trying to chase this wheel, its bloody going for it, my cars going thru hell and back over these hefty mud ridges and im getting force fed corn on the cobs for dinner. meanwhile an army choppers been radio'd in to come and get me for merc'in those 2 pigs, so i got rockets and 50 cal machine gun fire to deal with now aswell, jesus christ i just want my wheel back. the wheel speeds up so fast, faster than light cos of the power that the twin turbs was spinning it before and opens up a dimensional gate to another galaxy, so im thinking wtf no chance, and stamp on the brakes hardcore right... got all corn on the cobs up in my calipers and popcorns coming out of them, pop pop pop, the wheel and the chopper shoot past thru the gate as i slide to a halt and then the whole of the m1 explodes in a fireball and i get sucked back in time to right before the blowout and the pigs get merc'd, whatever i try different the end result is the same and im put back to the same spot like groundhogs day. i just had time to type this post on my mobile whilst on the 25th take of the never ending infinity.... oh sh1t, dodge the rockets !! *boom*

:wtf: lol

[Angus Closier]

O dear! far far to much crack for one day!

[LEWI007]

lol I bet the whel he was chasing after was a TSW Venom.

[Bubba]

too much to read...a picture would have sufficed :P

[AlexW]

I think tafs gone back to smoking weed while drinking lol

[djshaggeh]

I think he hasn't had enough weed tbh.

[Mike]

Crack
Head

[AlexW]

I think he hasn't had enough weed tbh.

+1 actually lol

[wwmnw]

Lern2paragraph

[Plug]

http://www.helicopterkids.com/brendanla/CRACKPIPE.jpg

[Pistol Pete]

Lock, delete and ban.

[Joe Richardson]

sounds proper mental does this blad lol

[Mike]

A dunno so much...sounds quite detailed to be made up??

[novaguy08]

Righto then.

Thats quite random.

[Jon_nova1]

Reminds me of the time i wasted a fiesta 1.125, the extra 0.025L made it rapid, but i smoked it blud

[Spudly]

Can i have that last two minutes of my life back please!

[bmw156]

Lock, delete and ban.

and you were saying my thread was bad!

[Jack]

This thread even makes Riker facepalm

http://www.hennessy.id.au/quentingeorge/archives/facepalm4.jpg

[novaload1992]

http://ulsu.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/war-on-drugs22.jpg

lol

[mayhem]

^^ that should give you a great weekend

[that farmer]

that little lot would only last 5 min's with jimbob he's a true savage lol

[jimbob-mcgrew]

lol, i guess id just bang the skunk and rock in a spliff, blaze that whilst cruncing all the pills like sweets, and then snorting the coke and heroin in between drags of the spliff :eek:

id have to have a glass of whisky on the go too, or it wouldnt be official

[ben doodar]

sounds grim blad.

[Andy]

drugs are bad mmkay.......