chinese man...

[brake-dust]

chinese man rings boss "me no work i sick" boss says "when im sick i **** my wife try that" 2hours later chinese man rings back "me better, you got nice house!!!! lol

[Nova_Tek]

lol obvious but still giggled

[rednova]

Old chinese proverb states "man who put dick in biscuit tin - he fcuking crackers!"