Ben (lurk75)
17-03-03, 01:47 PM
>>>WHICH WOULD U CHOOSE? CAKE OR
>>>BED?????
>>>
>>>A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE
>>>INTERRUPTS,
>>>HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN
>>>FLICKERING FOR
>>>WEEKS NOW.
>>>
>>>HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY; FIX THE LIGHT,
>>>NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE A G.E. LOGO PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD?
>>>I DON'T
>>>THINK SO!
>>>
>>>THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE
>>>DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT.
>>>
>>>TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
>>>WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO.
>>>
>>>FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE
>>>STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY'RE ABOUT TO BREAK.
>>>
>>>I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX
>>>STEPS, HE SAYS. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE
>>>HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. I'VE HAD ENOUGH
>>>OF YOU. I
>>>M GOING TO THE BAR!!!
>>>
>>>SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF
>>>HOURS. HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND
>>>DECIDES
>>>TO GO HOME AND
>>>HELP OUT.
>>>
>>>AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
>>>AS HE
>>>ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. AS HE GOES TO
>>>GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
>>>'HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
>>>
>>>SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A
>>>NICE
>>>YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT
>>>WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
>>>ALL I HAD
>>>TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO
>>>BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
>>>
>>>HE SAID, SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE HIM?
>>>
>>>SHE REPLIED, HELLOOOOO.......DO YOU SEE BETTY
>>>CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!
Sorry about the arrows, i blame the divvy cow that sent me it.
>>>BED?????
>>>
>>>A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE
>>>INTERRUPTS,
>>>HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN
>>>FLICKERING FOR
>>>WEEKS NOW.
>>>
>>>HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY; FIX THE LIGHT,
>>>NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE A G.E. LOGO PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD?
>>>I DON'T
>>>THINK SO!
>>>
>>>THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE
>>>DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT.
>>>
>>>TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
>>>WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO.
>>>
>>>FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE
>>>STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY'RE ABOUT TO BREAK.
>>>
>>>I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX
>>>STEPS, HE SAYS. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE
>>>HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. I'VE HAD ENOUGH
>>>OF YOU. I
>>>M GOING TO THE BAR!!!
>>>
>>>SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF
>>>HOURS. HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND
>>>DECIDES
>>>TO GO HOME AND
>>>HELP OUT.
>>>
>>>AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
>>>AS HE
>>>ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. AS HE GOES TO
>>>GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
>>>'HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
>>>
>>>SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A
>>>NICE
>>>YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT
>>>WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
>>>ALL I HAD
>>>TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO
>>>BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
>>>
>>>HE SAID, SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE HIM?
>>>
>>>SHE REPLIED, HELLOOOOO.......DO YOU SEE BETTY
>>>CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!
Sorry about the arrows, i blame the divvy cow that sent me it.