cheryl cole ?

[draper]

damper says NO !!


discuss

[draper]

poll to follow

[Bubba]

i blatantly would...twice :P

[Mark]

http://celebrityandworld.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/cheryl-cole1.jpg
http://www.topnews.in/light/files/cheryl-cole.jpg

Computer says yes...

[Angus Closier]

lol How could you not!lol :p

[Rysee]

I'd do pretty much anyone at times so yeah i'd say so, so long as it was one of them days

[Bubba]

make that 3 times :D

[wwmnw]

Damper must smoke c0ck for rock.

[corsa1.4sport]

Damper must smoke c0ck for rock.

lol

[Rich]

she does look very skinny in her new video..

[Rysee]

And there the whole Ashley Cole's been there before you situation, tbf i don't want to stir his porridge so i change my mind i'm out too

[Fester]

damper says NO !!


Damper says 'no' to saying no.

Double negative trickery! Crafty Damper!

[dougie_boi]

i would!!!

[DAFTJOHN]

Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes - and she's a virgin - Ashley ain't been near her, so I've 1st Dibs.

[kelbelle]

hmmm I think she is very beautiful but she can be skinny at times. But I would be skinny with a Dick of a husband like that and dancing 24/7.

[~~joycey~~]

She's quite fit but she's a ****er imo, has a bad attitude

Also as above she likes to go out with cheating tw@ ethnic footballers which dos'nt say much for her either.

[robertdevlin69]

shes a damp yolk that would deffo get it

[General Baxter]

Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes - and she's a virgin - Ashley ain't been near her, so I've 1st Dibs.

**** off shes from up north, shes been ridden more times then a 20p ride outside spar

[MattBrown]

**** off shes from up north, shes been ridden more times then a 20p ride outside spar

Nowt wrong with us northeners!

Cheeky getlol

[General Baxter]

you know its true, i just feel sorry for your next doors dog

[DAFTJOHN]

**** off shes from up north, shes been ridden more times then a 20p ride outside spar

Mate she could have been ridden by a dead tramp and I'd still be all over her:thumb:

[Jon_nova1]

you mean she could have ridden a dead tramp? i don't think a dead tramp would be doing any riding lol

[wwmnw]

you mean she could have ridden a dead tramp? i don't think a dead tramp would be doing any riding lol

You aint been up here before have you.

[craig green]

Cheryl Cole would get it if she had an accent transplant. No offence to any geordies, I just think she sounds like a rough bint.

[nova-taken]

Put it in words??

Yes Please mommy!!

LOL

[Nova_Tek]

I would. Always been one of the best looking ones out the lot. Simples

[Rysee]

Cheryl Cole would get it if she had an accent transplant. No offence to any geordies, I just think she sounds like a rough bint.
Only sounds like a rough bint?

[GRUNT 16V]

She looks ok !! but its when she opens her mouth and speaks !!! (turn off)

[Lynsey]

Cheryl Cole is gorgeous :) (with her hair down, with it up is a different story). She used to be very average looking, before having the teeth, hair, nails etc done, but that's the name of the game for celebrities and if she hadn't then she'd probably not get any work. I never understand why she doesn't do something about her furry fod though lol

[dj_wudgey]

hell muther f*cking yea honestly i dont think id know when to stop!!!!

[dj_wudgey]

Mate she could have been ridden by a dead tramp and I'd still be all over her:thumb:

brilliant point mate i agree!! i would all day long!! definately lol

[Andy]

oh yes
id lerrit sh1t on me

[Jack]

Spud fails at his poll adding duties

[bmw156]

100% yes. i dont care if im like tenth in line she would still get it till the council came around to ask about the smell. lol

[MattBrown]

you know its true, i just feel sorry for your next doors dog

Explain?

Cz i hate dags?

[Adam]

she does look very skinny in her new video..
Nah she doesnt, spot on figure IMO :thumb:
And shes f**king gorgeous :thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb:

So yes i deffo fooking would!!!!!


Not sure how/why any guy would say no to her tbh?

[Southie]

Ohhhh yeeees :cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HKjlXpb-k1I/SnilG-BBarI/AAAAAAAAIpU/ecyk2C5DSME/s320/cheryl-cole.jpg

[Andy]

Anyone who says they would not are ghey

[craig green]

/\ That pic isnt airbrushed much.

[Southie]

Who fancy's a ride. lol Ill have Kimberley as everyone else want Cheryl. :d

http://www.mrpaparazzi.com/post/4735/image/ad878c13-8/Cheryl%20Cole,%20Kimberley%20Walsh.jpg

[dhdev (Oli)]

I'd ride her like Seabiscuit!
Even my missus would! :cool:

[16xe_chris]

:thumb: Hell yes from me :thumb:

[hybridturbo]

R aye :thumb:

[Andy]

oh and i refer to her as Cheryl Tweedy as her marriage is a sham,hes a cheat whos also a secret puff

[Rysee]

Girls tend like her as much as blokes and are shocked to hear i'm not into her

[Southie]

shocked to hear i'm not into her:gay:

[rednova]

Cheryl Cole would get it if she had an accent transplant. No offence to any geordies, I just think she sounds like a rough bint.

no offence taken bud - on that bloody loreal advert she makes us sound retarded (her and that big brother twonk) you can take the lass out of walker/byker but you cant take the byker/walker out the lass (byker / walker where she grew up with her scraggy mates) - no offence to anyone from there - there are nice people everywhere :thumb:

[Spudly]

Spud fails at his poll adding duties


Dowhatnow....?



I voted yes btw, she has a pulse (although not always necessary) boobs, and doesnt have a willy, ticks all my boxes lol

[GDN16v]

Cheryl Cole would get it if she had an accent transplant. No offence to any geordies, I just think she sounds like a rough bint.
Oiiii! What you saying about people from Newcastle?lollollol Much, much, much rougher ones are available:eek::p


I'd ride her like Seabiscuit!

lollollollollol

Cheryl Cole is fit and would get it everyday till it falls off:d:cool:, best reason to watch Crap factor on a saturday night!:thumb:

[Rysee]

But i've been clubbing in Newcastle and i can henestly say better looking girls are 10 a penny

[rednova]

But i've been clubbing in Newcastle and i can henestly say better looking girls are 10 a penny

yes they are! well said that man:thumb:

[Pistol Pete]

Hell yeah. Anyone who says no is gay. And if they say "no i'm not" they are obviously in denial lol

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs232.snc1/7933_150895760138_17463745138_2550398_7823109_n.jp g (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=2488866&id=17463745138)

[paddy138]

how could you say no to her, shes a minter in my books

[Stanley]

Id drink her bathwater.

[wwmnw]

Cheryl Cole would get it if she had an accent transplant. No offence to any geordies, I just think she sounds like a rough bint.

Her accent is actually one of the nicest Geordie accent's I've heard to be honest.

[bmw156]

nom nom nom

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/140/cherylcolediscussesweig.jpg (http://img510.imageshack.us/i/cherylcolediscussesweig.jpg/) http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/cherylcolediscussesweig.jpg/1/w559.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img510/cherylcolediscussesweig.jpg/1/)

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/9263/cherylcole.jpg (http://img231.imageshack.us/i/cherylcole.jpg/) http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/cherylcole.jpg/1/w415.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img231/cherylcole.jpg/1/)

[novait]

yes yes yes yes yes ducking yes

[Rickardo]

Tbh, she is fit as fcuk.

But i'm with Southie on this one.

Kimberley FTW..

All you lot can fight over the ginger m**ge one. :thumb:

[ben doodar]

like a rat up a drain pipe

[Saloony]

Id sniff a fart from her ar5e

[smcgsi16v]

I would quite happily leave home for her.

[bmw156]

nom nom nom

[novaload1992]

marks out of 2, i'd give her one yeeoo :thumb:

[paul james]

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/140/cherylcolediscussesweig.jpg

That tattoo on her bum looks bloody horrible, not that I like tattoos on girls anyway, but a bum tattoo is just silly.

[bmw156]

That tattoo on her bum looks bloody horrible

i wouldnt mind having a close up look.

[Adam]

Not a big fan of tattoo's on women tbh,but oh well :d

[L14MNP]

I'd plough it. Silly geordie bint would have to keep her Bigg Market pie hole shut though. Horrible accent. She's pretty fit but I don't see what all the hype is about. There are far nicer than her ATM.

[wwmnw]

I'd plough it. Silly geordie bint would have to keep her Bigg Market pie hole shut though. Horrible accent. She's pretty fit but I don't see what all the hype is about. There are far nicer than her ATM.

True there are far nicer out there, but if I was banging her I would have her singing Blaydon Races lol

For anyone wondering what Blaydon Races is click here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaydon_Races)

[Jadey]

Hell Yes!!! i think shes lush :)

[rubachuk]

Wouldn't give her the steam off my pi$$.

Ugly, common criminal, up her own ****, patronising, talentless, stupid bint.

That is all.

[Rysee]

Wouldn't give her the steam off my pi$$.

Ugly, common criminal, up her own ****, patronising, talentless, stupid bint.

That is all.
HAHAHA

[sparkie1401]

the sooner she cheats on that Dog ****3r Ashly cole the better

in thatt case im in........YES

[Southie]

Goooood daaaaaaam

http://www.straitpinkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/cheryl-tweedy-1024x768-003.jpg

[Tidy Max]

good lord, i would definatly fist that lol lol

[novaload1992]

Oiiii! What you saying about people from Newcastle?lollollol Much, much, much rougher ones are available:eek::p

Like Northern Irish accent :thumb:

[johnny_turbo]

i would definatly in every postion she wanted

[craig green]

There are some 'Rep worthy' insults going down in here.

[Nova_Tek]

i would definatly in every postion I wanted

Amended lol

[Sloth]

i'll take the ginger....

(we have to stick together)

[Pistol Pete]

i'll take the ginger....

(we have to stick together)

What gingers and *****rs??

EDIT: WTF?? Why is m i n g e r s in the swear filter FFS?

[Pistol Pete]

Wouldn't give her the steam off my pi$$.

Ugly, common criminal, up her own ****, patronising, talentless, stupid bint.

That is all.

FLOL i'd love to see the beauties you pull on a saturday night!!!

[Sloth]

What gingers and *****rs??

EDIT: WTF?? Why is m i n g e r s in the swear filter FFS?

no you pudding, im a ginger too......
*****rs is in there so you dont get offended.:p

edit: its m i n g e not m i n g e rs thats naughty

[Pistol Pete]

so your a ginger m1nger lol

Where as i am not either.

[Sloth]

im no ming-er ta very much. i have been told i look like jamie oliver.

[Spudly]

i have been told i look like jamie oliver.



Who the fudge told you that you clown lol

[Sloth]

stevie wonder lol !!!

srsly i got told that but i didnt belive it. Heston Blumenthal is the current doppelganger apparently....

[Spudly]

stevie wonder lol !!!

srsly i got told that but i didnt belive it. Heston Blumenthal is the current doppelganger apparently....



Sounds about right actually being told that by Mr Wonder, err heston who-now, i cant even say that nevermind write it lol

[scott.parker]

If you would not hit it, you are, A) Gay in the most extreme way, as even a gay guy can see she's so fit! B) Need your man parts decapitating, as there not fit for your body..

[Rysee]

I'm just saying you're all going far too mad over a bird that's a weird shape, the colour of furniture and is rough as arseholes

There's girls like her round here... they all have mixed race babies

[novalovingned]

oh yes
id lerrit sh1t on me


oooofffft! Bet shes cracking a giving golden showers!

[scott.parker]

I'm just saying you're all going far too mad over a bird that's a weird shape, the colour of furniture and is rough as arseholes

There's girls like her round here... they all have mixed race babies

get muck spreading then!

[Pistol Pete]

I'm just saying you're all going far too mad over a bird that's a weird shape, the colour of furniture and is rough as arseholes

There's girls like her round here... they all have mixed race babies

lol @ rough!!

Also:
they all have mixed race babies

You say it like its a bad thing.

[NASTYNOVA]

i would!! her bro works on my section on the opposite shift aswell, dont really know him that much though

[Ash]

I'd stoke her fire, but that accent would have to go.

[Adam]

I'm just saying you're all going far too mad over a bird that's a weird shape, the colour of furniture and is rough as arseholes

There's girls like her round here... they all have mixed race babies
WTF, if thats what youd call rough introduce me to one of your "rough" female mates A N Y D A Y:thumb: lollollollollollol

[wwmnw]

I'd stoke her fire, but that accent would have to go.

And you have the sexiest accent evar?

[Pistol Pete]

He's from Somerset...so yes lol

[wwmnw]

Never heard a Somerset accent, unless its near Devon, I know a guy from Devon.

[Ash]

And you have the sexiest accent evar?

Errr, yea


Never heard a Somerset accent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZDx1w3k9Ic
^ It's just like that, honest

Cheers pete ;)

[wwmnw]

Errr, yea

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZDx1w3k9Ic

lollollol I cant read nor write but I can drive a tracor.

I think I need to call you for proof.

[Ash]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btEpF334Rtc

^ sung in every pub in somerset EVAR! true story

[wwmnw]

You really sound like that?

[Cormac]

Without doubt one of the fittest woman about at the min!!!

http://www.superphotospace.com/images/cheryl_cole38_480cb9da42381.jpg

[Bubba]

Woo check out the nips

[Adam]

**** yeah!

[Cormac]

In her early days...

http://www.allcelebsfree.com/pics/celeb423/pics/cheryl-tweedy-12.jpg

[timbo1980]

I definately would as she is & her accent is sexy as hell, imo all of girls aloud would get banged like a salvation army drum :d

[muzzy]

Hell yes i would

[Cormac]

Whens she going to leak a private video??? Please...

[kelbelle]

I think she is actually quite a good example of what becoming a celebrity does for your looks. This is her sister, she lives in a council house on benefits

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/6120/cherylsis.jpg (http://img231.imageshack.us/i/cherylsis.jpg/)

[scott.parker]

I think she is actually quite a good example of what becoming a celebrity does for your looks. This is her sister, she lives in a council house on benefits

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/6120/cherylsis.jpg (http://img231.imageshack.us/i/cherylsis.jpg/)


Your right...

Give her a make over with her sister stylest and id hit them both at the same time!

[Mike]

Without doubt one of the fittest woman about at the min!!!

http://www.superphotospace.com/images/cheryl_cole38_480cb9da42381.jpg

OMFG!!

Look at those tatty old jeans!!