Ideas for amusing signwriting on my van?

[Stanley]

I have just purchased a Berlingo van as a runabout, and im tempted to get some daft signwriting on it. Hugh Janus removals etc etc.

Any ideas?:lol::D

[GRUNT 16V]

slap my ar5e racing !!

[dannyb]

The name of some place which is split by the door opening so it spells another word...
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x160/thebatusi/top_gear_03.jpg

For example something involving the word 'scrap' would spell another word when the door slides open...

[Stuart]

OXO tower renovation

[Ben]

Peniston is a ****e hole we have to do our exams for work there.

Have something like porn star for rent or big dick productions.

[MK999]

"Free sweets" on both sides.

[auzzy2000]

Get a big picture of a shoe.Then have.R.soles written on it

[auzzy2000]

Norfolk in way

[Stuart]

Advertise the pub....

The Cock Well Inn
Tillit
Herts

[Lee]

Scaffolding Consultants. Helping you with your erections.

Slippery Dick's lubrication

Bodgit and Legget Builders

etc etc...

[Mattman]

http://www.slook.co.uk/shop/images/selfloving.jpg

[Rich]

My other van is a ferrari

[Spudly]

'Bodgits Autos'

You ding it, we ring it.

[mowgli]

GIPPO Driveways

Peter File: Childrens Entertainer

R Spandit Interior Decorator

Doggy Fashion: Pet Grooming

Undercover Dole Fraud Investigator

Sofa King: our prices are sofa king low

Uphill Gardening services

[wwmnw]

lol:cry:lol:cry:lol @ spud and mowgli.

[Rysee]

The hand job car wash

[Stuart]

a "missing" advert

'Have you seen Mike Hunt?'

[auzzy2000]

http://media.photobucket.com/image/funny%20signs/SineadK_2009/Random%20pics/Coolsign.jpg?o=111

[mowgli]

top gear ice racing decals... inspiration for us all

click (http://drivingspirit.com/top-gear-racing-decals-ice-racing/)

[sparkie1401]

who's in front (gynacoligist services)

[mowgli]

the handmade wooden cock company with a picture like this....
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:MHYqmEGQni_EUM:http://www.napavintners.com/labels/cockerell75Percent.jpg (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.napavintners.com/labels/cockerell75Percent.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.napavintners.com/wineries/winery_profile.asp%3Fweblogin%3Dcockerell&usg=__S5Q9532SOqaukFpqYyRyF90G5b4=&h=636&w=800&sz=42&hl=en&start=37&tbnid=MHYqmEGQni_EUM:&tbnh=114&tbnw=143&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcockerell%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D20%26hl% 3Den%26sa%3DN%26start%3D20)

or


BANTAM
Condoms for the smaller man

[wwmnw]

I remember seeing an awesome picture of a van that had something normal written on the side and across the door when the door was closed, when open (slide type door) it said a rudey word lol

[phazer]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kDyMtZ_dJwQ/SLRCzjkhDuI/AAAAAAAAALI/WUBlCPGdvJc/s400/free_candy_van.jpg

[mowgli]

how about 'Bloody Transfusion Service'

seriously, I worked at a merc truck dealer, & 1 hr before a press conference to announce a new fleet of blood donor minibuses, i noticed the signwriter had put 'blood doner bus' on the side of the minibus. i was running round the place trying to find someone who'd believe me. thankfully, the big boss knew how to spell & give really good phone bollockings

[GRUNT 16V]

How about this one !!!!!The only tool in this van is the driver!!!!!!!!lol

[Edd]

How about this one !!!!!The only tool in this van is the driver!!!!!!!!lol
lollollollollol

[auzzy2000]

How about this one !!!!!The only tool in this van is the driver!!!!!!!!lolLIKE IT lol

[jpga]

G.Y.P.P.O driveways.

[Richie_B]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3269/2548280364_c459459c2b.jpg

[brainsnova]

just a simple one - Rogue Trader

[General Lee]

bodgit & scarper paint and decorators.
Google street
mystery machine
007 male escort sevice: Call Roger Moore on 07*********

[Stanley]

My mate reckons i should get 'Mobile Abortionist' and a picture of a coat hanger lol

[wwmnw]

My mate reckons i should get 'Mobile Abortionist' and a picture of a coat hanger lol

lollollol I can imagine that getting some responses.

[Richie_B]

My mate reckons i should get 'Mobile Abortionist' and a picture of a coat hanger lol

+rep to your mate.

[dannyb]

http://www.vdubshop.co.uk/NEW/STICKERS/StickersSignsSlogans.html

7th sticker down on the left, says 'No Fools Left In Van Overnight'

[grooge]

my mates dads van has "satisfaction guaranteed with every erection"
i think hes some sort of fabricator.

[mowgli]

there was a carpenter on a site in hinckley with a sign that read 'established 1955' i asked him if that meant five to eight the previous evening... he was upset

[wwmnw]

a "missing" advert

'Have you seen Mike Hunt?'

My mam just read that and laughed so hard she shat herself.

[mowgli]

how about 'bob's butt plug shop'

[L14MNP]

'Ordinary van'

[mowgli]

'mr Johnny's condoms'
'Buy me & stop one'

[wwmnw]

Flowers
By
Irene

Yes I watch the simpsons too much :(

[J4MES]

Sweets and Kittens inside!!

[Southie]

Broken all hours.

http://data4.blog.de/media/880/1938880_50dece538f_m.jpeg