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Novaboi_1991
22-10-09, 08:52 AM
Right guys...

ive got a job interview coming up.

no laughing please... lol,

its at lidls,... in a store near me, pretty cack, but, at the end of the day, its work, so i dont care...

basiclly, ive always had this problem...

when the member of staff interviews you... and they say, why do you want to work for 'lidls' in this case...

and i always feel like saying well, i dont particularly want to, but its a job, lol,

any lines i can used to basiclly lick a55? and improve my chances of getting the job?

Cheers
Southie
22-10-09, 08:55 AM
Say if you were hired, you would demonstrate your loyalty by having the corporate logo tattooed on your forearm. :d
Andy
22-10-09, 08:56 AM
Because i believe i have a lot to offer..........
Andy
22-10-09, 08:56 AM
or i want to get that german lager even cheaper!!!!!!!!!!!!
Novaboi_1991
22-10-09, 08:57 AM
Say if you were hired, you would demonstrate your loyalty by having the corporate logo tattooed on your forearm. :d

lol +1... i think they would realise im licking their a55es..
bmw156
22-10-09, 08:57 AM
you think you would be advancing your career/ excellent start to your career

you want to meet new people.

say something like you plan to go to uni and that you would look into the post graduate course (after uni)
Novaboi_1991
22-10-09, 08:57 AM
or i want to get that german lager even cheaper!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol...
Southie
22-10-09, 09:01 AM
Seriously, just relax and be yourself and don't give them a load of bull to get the job.

Here's maybe some help CLICKY :thumb:
(http://www.best-interview-strategies.com/questions.html)
Novaboi_1991
22-10-09, 09:03 AM
Seriously, just relax and be yourself and don't give them a load of bull to get the job.

Here's maybe some help CLICKY :thumb:
(http://www.best-interview-strategies.com/questions.html)

cheers dude...

ffs...

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Southie again
Andy
22-10-09, 09:06 AM
You take rep far too seriously........lol
Novaboi_1991
22-10-09, 09:06 AM
You take rep far too seriously........lol

lol :thumb: good to see someone's got a sence of humour :thumb:
Southie
22-10-09, 09:07 AM
No worries. :d This also comes in handy CLICKY ;)
(http://lmgtfy.com/?q=things+to+say+in+a+job+interview)
Novaboi_1991
22-10-09, 09:10 AM
No worries. :d This also comes in handy CLICKY ;)
(http://lmgtfy.com/?q=things+to+say+in+a+job+interview)

cwoa, whoever coded that has some skills... lol,

thats bloody awesome :)
matt_vaughan
22-10-09, 11:28 AM
No worries. :d This also comes in handy CLICKY ;)
(http://lmgtfy.com/?q=things+to+say+in+a+job+interview)

Thats quality. brilliant.
Jack
22-10-09, 11:50 AM
Problem is, they will probably know Lidl is sh!t. So any corporate bum-licking bullcrap you come up with will be blatant lies and unseat pretty much everything else you say.

I'd talk of expansion of your existing customer service skills, working with a variety of people both staff and customers, working in a large well-established uk-wide company etc. I'd avoid saying sh!t like "Lidl's is a well-reputable company that I've always wanted to work for" as both they and you know thats rubbish.
draper
22-10-09, 11:55 AM
tell them its because you cant spell tesco so wont look good on your CV

or that your barred from asda for w@nking into the grapefruit
Southie
22-10-09, 11:56 AM
tell them its because you cant spell tesco so wont look good on your CV

or that your barred from asda for w@nking into the grapefruit

Talking from experience ey!!! lol
Andy
22-10-09, 12:14 PM
lol
Lauren
22-10-09, 01:10 PM
Are you the one that lives in Harold Wood cos I can't remember? lol
If so, are you talking about the Lidl's in Romford?
Novaboi_1991
22-10-09, 02:50 PM
Are you the one that lives in Harold Wood cos I can't remember? lol
If so, are you talking about the Lidl's in Romford?

lol, no, im from the south east... near dover. lol,
large_steve182
22-10-09, 03:16 PM
when you go in, and they say "please take a seat"

dont pick up the seat and try and walk out with it,

they need to start making things clearer i reckon.
Novaboi_1991
22-10-09, 03:24 PM
when you go in, and they say "please take a seat"

dont pick up the seat and try and walk out with it,

they need to start making things clearer i reckon.

funny...
Edd
22-10-09, 03:44 PM
Say that you need a job so you can save up for a Ford or something equally crap and stop using this forum.
draper
22-10-09, 03:45 PM
Say that you need a job so you can save up for a Ford or something equally crap and stop using this forum.


LMFAO

i thought the OP wasnt using this forum anymore anyway after the debacle of him not sending parts out ??


speaking of which you still owe me £2 lol
Novaboi_1991
22-10-09, 03:47 PM
LMFAO

i thought the OP wasnt using this forum anymore anyway after the debacle of him not sending parts out ??


speaking of which you still owe me £2 lol

all of which was sorted if youd like to get your facts right.

pm me and il send you your whoooole 2 pounds...
Novaboi_1991
22-10-09, 03:48 PM
Say that you need a job so you can save up for a Ford or something equally crap and stop using this forum.

how about... you just keep your nose out of something that tbh, isnt any of your business :)
Edd
22-10-09, 03:50 PM
As you stated in the thread in Club chat it's a public forum so STFU !!
Novaboi_1991
22-10-09, 03:53 PM
^ now thats not very nice is it... :roll:

i think im gonna cry now... *sarcasm...
kent14sr
22-10-09, 06:05 PM
Joe - best of luck with the interview

PM me if you need any tips, as I said before I am used to being on the otherside of the table doing the interviews.
Novaboi_1991
23-10-09, 02:22 AM
Joe - best of luck with the interview

PM me if you need any tips, as I said before I am used to being on the otherside of the table doing the interviews.

thanks mate..

i need to get a job to fund another nova lol looking at going mk1, like dazz's nova was...
Richie_B
23-10-09, 08:27 PM
"Money"

Can't be accused of lying.
Novaboi_1991
23-10-09, 08:43 PM
"Money"

Can't be accused of lying.

true... lol