member now at last

[novah108gly]

:thumb:just saying hellow

[AlexW]

big deal.

[Nobby]

big deal.

another quality response!! :roll:

fair play matey!!

[Spudly]

big deal.



Why are you always so negative?


My response wouldve been whoop whoop, your medal is in the post lol

[Nobby]

Why are you always so negative?

because he got shafted by a big black man and walks with a limp!

[Asa-James]

i'm not black.


oh, wait, the OTHER guy...

oh, and

:thumb:just saying hellow

uhh, hi...

[John]

Cool! What's your ride?

[John]

nova sri mate and good to see not everyones like the peops abovelol

Ignore fella. You have a wip thread? or pics of your car?

[General Baxter]

dont worry AW06 just has a lot of built up sexual tension, seeing the last time he got some was from his dad when he was 5 lol

[auzzy2000]

lol.lol.welcome along.it took me ages to join!!but im here now.loads of great people.except a few ignorant ones.let it go and dont rise to it unless hes in front of you.lol

[John]

Yeah from cheadle. Whereabouts do you work? jcb?

[16v Nova Kev]

:thumb:just saying hellow

now your a member you can see who sent you rep ;)

[Stuart]

I'd leave out the text typing if I were you or that will be a waster tenner ;)

[16v Nova Kev]

wot=what
typin=typing

get it lol

[John]

no mate tungate printers you no where that is??? wot car you drive then??

Ahh yeah i know it, down on brookhouses in est.
I have a 5 door 1.2 as a daily drive, and a sport awaiting restoration. Have had a few novas over the years, top fun!

[John]

yes get it mate lol but wot is the problem with making what i am saying a little bit shorter??? can you help me out here:thumb:

Text typing is frowned upon here fella, (stuart will get very annoyed lol )you can use more than 160 characters here! You'll get used to it after a bit.

[16v Nova Kev]

yes get it mate lol but wot is the problem with making what i am saying a little bit shorter??? can you help me out here:thumb:

just dont text type/shorten words because it makes it harder for people to read your posts:thumb:

[burgo]

its in the rules mate which i assume you read before joining??

[Rickardo]

I can see a 4 day holiday coming up.:)

[John]

see what your saying mate but he dont frown upon taking peoples money:mad:

The money goes towards the club fella :thumb: .

Have a quick look at the forum rules dude. :) :thumb:

[Stuart]

sound mate good to see someone tell someone else somthing properly rarther than being funny, its just hard when you dont use the computer much to get out of the habit of writing as if your texting someone if you no what i mean:thumb:


ohh number 2 on the list of lame excuses.... You could have had the number 1 lame excuse of dyslexia and you would have won a speedboat.

[burgo]

yhea have done already mate but they dont even give people time to get used to not txt typin some people are used to writing like that arnt they! and i dont mind paying the money but i only want to be treated with a bit of respect:thumb:you see that excuse would have held up if you hadnt already asked why your not allowed to

[auzzy2000]

you shouldnt be arguing.the rules are the rules.even i try and obey them.i know its hard but you will soon GET it!!

[burgo]

i never saw anyone talk to you like ****. they simply said that text typing doesnt go down well in here.

[auzzy2000]

change of subject.what car you got.and what plans you got for it?

[General Baxter]

look mate i NOT really bothered how you expect people to type but dose it really matter to you that much and im not dislexic but WHAT if i was and you didnt no would you still talk to me this way:mad:

:thumb:

[auzzy2000]

But your not so Lame excuse

[burgo]

baxter you spoon, your edit isn't gramatically correct

[auzzy2000]

Getting Hot In Here.calm Down

[Stuart]

depends. Most REAL dyslexics tend to make the effort and not bleat on about it being a reason for XYZ.

how about we end this pointless argument as you wont win it :p

note, Herts isnt essex ;) and essex isnt full of chavs :p

[LEWI007]

lol this happens every time someone new joins doesnt it lol

[burgo]

look mate you havnt but that lad who lives in chav filled essex spoke to me like i was a p....k and for what reason becuse i arnt the best at spelling and because i want to no how to fix somthing:mad:

the best piece of advice i can give you is to not think everyone is out to get you. you have to remember that when things are typed it is often very hard to portray the context in which it is meant. at the end of the day this is just an internet forum so dont take anything to heart

[auzzy2000]

Dislexic

[auzzy2000]

Well said burgo.just chill out mate

[burgo]

isnt is not proper speach you mean is not and you missd out somthing ( isn't)welcome to our level :p

[NovaBoi92]

please stop saying wot, its what..

[dave.gsi]

simple png rule........basic english or GTFO :thumb:


(GTFO = get the **** out)

other commonly known acronyms are also allowed eg..

WTF

FOAD

SIAN ( stu is a nazi) lol

[John]

Speach? Ahhh You mean speech! (lol lol)

[burgo]

please stop saying wot, its what..sorry what???

hey novaboy why dont you tell him the trouble you had until you learnt the way forward

[General Baxter]

yeah newbies are retarded lol

[NovaBoi92]

sorry what???

hey novaboy why dont you tell him the trouble you had until you learnt the way forward

you won't win, you will get abused to the max until you cry and contemplate suicide. unless you bin this attitude and type properly

[burgo]

a up mate if this happens everytime then dosnt that tell people somthing??yes that this is the usual cruise forum the the internet is filled with. we like to think we are a little more civilised than that

[NovaBoi92]

takes one to no one

iknowyouarebutwhatami

[LEWI007]

novaboi cried himself to sleep at night until it all stopped.

i remember seeing it all happen.

[General Baxter]

oh dear,

you trying to be funny ? lol

[NovaBoi92]

novaboi cried himself to sleep at night until it all stopped.

i remember seeing it all happen.

after months of help, i think im ok now. i was a cock lol

[John]

takes one to no one

See you've got it now! just needed these smileys after no-one. :plol :thumb:

[burgo]

i like cock lol:thumb:

[LEWI007]

hes got a point, someone come up with a good excuse because i cant think of one lol

[NovaBoi92]

lol course

[General Baxter]

i dont have to admit anything, im god

[John]

i dont have to admit anything, im a goon
:)

[16v Nova Kev]

im god

master of dissaster morelike lol:thumb:

[LEWI007]

hes got a grinder.

and thats all he needs.

[General Baxter]

im a walking joke, look at me lol

[NovaBoi92]

yhea that was lame to you need a joke book mate lol

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

[General Baxter]

novah108gly would you like to meet up?

[16v Nova Kev]

its not that kind of fourm baxter lol

[General Baxter]

im lonely and have a large back seat

[LEWI007]

lol you deserve rep for that, but i cant give it lol Kev

[AlexW]

I said big deal? I just said it because theres one of these threads every week?

And its a big deal, i mean it proves youve paid £10 to a online forum... woop
Everyone will know you have paid the £10, your name goes red and it says club member under it

[John]

Hmm, No offence, i think this thread needs closing.

[General Baxter]

i want to have a cock fight

[burgo]

I said big deal? I just said it because theres one of these threads every week?

And its a big deal, i mean it proves youve paid £10 to a online forum... woop
Everyone will know you have paid the £10, your name goes red and it says club member under itcheer up you grumpy ****

[16v Nova Kev]

lol you deserve rep for that, but i cant give it lol Kev

cool you can owe me lol

[NovaBoi92]

wot for??? im getting worried now
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: STOP IT its what!! ffs!!!!!

[John]

cheer up you grumpy ****

Seconded, get out of the wrong side of bed this morning?

[NovaBoi92]

you can shut up whats the point in joining then???????? wot did you do when you joind never try to be mates with other people on here??? bit sad or wot

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[16v Nova Kev]

i want to have a cock fight

go and shadow box then lol:d

[NovaBoi92]

the reason you join up is to get access to other parts of the forum, the club shop, and events. as said, bin the attitude or learn the hard way like i did lol

[AlexW]

I made friends, never felt the need to make any threads about joining or anything though. Kinda helps if you abide by the rules and dont be stupid

[AlexW]

FFS, AFAIK, IIRC, things like that are allowed.

[NovaBoi92]

sorry i didnt mean it its habit ho yhea and its for f..ks sake not ffs

things like ffs and wtf arent really considered txt type. more of internet slang, big difference

[General Baxter]

you pair shut up, or ill see how far i can stick a chicken up your bottoms,

and ill do the stuffing personally

[LEWI007]

Seconded, get out of the wrong side of bed this morning?

He hasnt had his weetabix i think :roll:

[burgo]

what everwoop woop. thats the attitude ;)

[AlexW]

Helps if you quote, bit hard to understand.

[Spudly]

Novaboi, stop putting fuel on the fire, can we all hold hands (apart from baxter) and sing some songs to welcome the n00b?

[NovaBoi92]

it doesnt state in the rules that ffs ...etc... arent text type? well it wouldnt :tard: the rules dont say everything that ISNT text type :confused:

[16v Nova Kev]

sorry i didnt mean it its habit ho yhea and its for f..ks sake not ffs

dude unwriten rule of png
1.have a sense of humour people take the piss at first.
2. dont meet baxter under any surcumstances lol

[General Baxter]

why dont people want to touch me :(

ging gang gollie gollie gollie gollie gollie gollie

[AlexW]

Because a lot of people already have baxter

[LEWI007]

because you always carry a grinder and portable power supply with you.

[Spudly]

2. dont meet baxter under any surcumstances lol



Haha thats rubbish, ive met baxter and he is scared of me lol

[LEWI007]

you must be a right sight for sore eyes then lol

only jokin mate ;)

[16v Nova Kev]

Haha thats rubbish, ive met baxter and he is scared of me lol

jeebus thats the last time i pm you then lol :p

[AlexW]

Isnt swearing in the rules too, I mean you should know as youve looked at them

[LEWI007]

because chavs use txt type, innit bruv.

[AlexW]

Because its the rules ffs (Pun intended)

[auzzy2000]

oh ffs

[NovaBoi92]

not really mate txt type they are and wot the f..ks internet slang you into cars or one of them computer freaks

you dont need to be a ''computer freak'' to have a laugh on a forum. learn this, then shut up. Have a laugh, get info about your car and just enjoy it tbh << (to be honest). - computer freak out.

[LEWI007]

my god, this is worse than that night when i didnt understand how rear strut braces worked ffs....

[burgo]

why dont people want to touch me :(

ging gang gollie gollie gollie gollie gollie gollie

that would be goolie surely?

[AlexW]

my god, this is worse than that night when i didnt understand how rear strut braces worked ffs....

Welcome to png lol

[burgo]

my god, this is worse than that night when i didnt understand how rear strut braces worked ffs....its really not

[AlexW]

yhea and your point being

Your always swearing so far

[NovaBoi92]

i love threads like this lol

[General Baxter]

that would be goolie surely?

meh

[auzzy2000]

ye me to .pointless really

[16v Nova Kev]

my god, this is worse than that night when i didnt understand how rear strut braces worked ffs....

christ sake is it not obvious its for coat hangers :wtf:

[NovaBoi92]

thanks thats all i wantedto here when i started nice one pallol

fine then, welcome to PNG. Just be nice ;)

[General Baxter]

now kiss and make up, web cam lol

[LEWI007]

thanks thats all i wantedto here when i started nice one pallol

he quoted me, dont think he was talking to you ? :wtf: might be wrong though..

[AlexW]

thanks thats all i wantedto here when i started nice one pallol

You had that when you first signed up to the forum and made a thread?

Did i miss it? Sorry... Welcome to PNG....

[AlexW]

he quoted me, dont think he was talking to you ? :wtf: might be wrong though..

Indeed i did quote you

[J4MES]

Nice welcome!!lol

Now why you don't you just agree to disagree and get on with getting what you wanted from this forum, you'll soon realise what we are about!;)

Any pics of your car?

[LEWI007]

Is it rollin on venoms by any chance ?

[General Baxter]

stop calling everyone mate,

the only mate i want to do is humping you

[J4MES]

sos mate havnt had time to put any on yet after all this handbag swinginglol will do soon:thumb:

lol @ sos :roll: , be good to see some, shouldn't be a problem getting to 15 posts! lol

[J4MES]

the only mate i want to do is humping you

Blahaha!!

+Rep :thumb:

[NovaBoi92]

sos mate havnt had time to put any on yet after all this handbag swinginglol will do soon:thumb:
http://www.kh-webdesign.co.uk/lost/html%20files/Images/sos.jpg

[burgo]

15 pages and your not female. up most respect

[Spudly]

Can we all chill in here please or thread gets locked, its boring me now.

[LEWI007]

lol

[Spudly]

Yes it must be a decent camera image 3meg+ in good sunlight, and the car must be clean and polished and rot free lol

Joking lad, get some pics bunged up so we can have a spy:thumb:

[AlexW]

Can we all chill in here please or thread gets locked, its boring me now.

Might as well lock it anyway, i mean everyone has agreed now? And its taking up valuable space

[J4MES]

before i put any pics on is there any rules about the angle the photo has to be took at etclol

:thumb: Thats it!!:d

[Southie]

Welcome to PNG :)

Firstly listen to people on the site, these are people which WILL help you when you Nova breaks.

Secondly understand that rules are there for a reason and we don't want a load of numptys on here that talk utter rubbish i.e text typing.

AW06 your first comment sucks to be honest but after reading all the ballsacks that our new member has put I can understand maybe why you've done it.

So enjoy your tenners membership and enjoy the GHAYness of it all, don't be a cock.

Tenpenith over. ;)

[dave.gsi]

Can we all chill in here please or thread gets locked, its boring me now.

what if i liven it up by turning it into a stupid pics thread???

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a165/maciakl/KYBEZE6RQNRCZKX4N3FIESN2WSL2GXV7.jpg

[burgo]

are you gay???lolno hes a giver not a taker

[Spudly]

what if i liven it up by turning it into a stupid pics thread???



Weve got one of those already but nice try bud it made me lol

[General Baxter]

have you ever made love to a man?

[16v Nova Kev]

not good either waylol

na your only gay if you take it :thumb:

p.s get the pics up ffs

[Spudly]

have you ever made love to a man?




Silly boy, edit your sig anways you ghey:p

[Southie]

you still after sr interior?? got some blue a1 condition:thumb:
They would be MK2 but thanks for the offer. mmm I have a new pet lol SIT lol

[General Baxter]

no mate

would you like too ?

[Spudly]

you aiming that at me?? fuk you



Not this again, calm down its called banter.

[16v Nova Kev]

you aiming that at me?? fuk you lol

fixed that for you :thumb:

[Spudly]

yhea but dont you get it i arnt his pet like you arnt my pet


I think its you who doesnt get it bud, last warning calm down or have a few days off!

[Southie]

you aiming that at me?? fuk you
:mad:

[Rickardo]

I think its you who doesnt get it bud, last warning calm down or have a few days off!

lol

[General Baxter]

you aiming that at me?? fuk you

depends if you want it

[General Baxter]

maybe if i loose a little weight we could go for a drink?

[Spudly]

Dude seriously, its banter thats all it is, other people have done as asked and stopped needling you, why can you not do the same?



*edit*


BAXTER.......:roll:

[Southie]

yhea well i dont like being called someones pet
How dare you tell me to F off, it's called a "joke" now grow up grow some balls, this isn't school. We enjoy a bit of banter so relax.

[dave.gsi]

i vote 24 hr ban for baxter for winding up the noob, and a week ban for the noob for being an illitterate, annoying tw@t?

[Spudly]

i vote 24 hr ban for baxter for winding up the noob, and a week ban for the noob for being an illitterate, annoying tw@t?



I would say yes to that but Baxter is stuarts pet so i dont wanna annoy my boss lol

[General Baxter]

i vote 24 hr ban for baxter for winding up the noob, and a week ban for the noob for being an illitterate, annoying tw@t?

+ iv been on the coke :thumb:

[dave.gsi]

I would say yes to that but Baxter is stuarts pet so i dont wanna annoy my boss lol


grow some balls :thumb:

SIAN

(stu is a nazi)

[Spudly]

grow some balls :thumb:

SIAN

(stu is a nazi)


I has balls thankyou and IAAN

(i are a nazi)

But i wanna stay that way so :p

[Southie]

He's gone. Shame really we were getting on so well lol

[Nobby]

19pages of pure **** again i request a ban on baxter

[Nobby]

sos mate but i aint used to being called a pet so sos for wot i said just not used to it and how to take it if u no what i mean:thumb:

pmsl dude your still text typing, i dont give a funk makes me laugh but the ban stick is looming and the £10 is down the drain hehe

[Graeme]

I can't believe this was a prime opportunity for Spud to use and abuse his banning rights and he hasn't, well done the therapy must be working, I personally would of issued a seven day break

[Rickardo]

we've had 19 page's of arguing.

Just learn to spell properly and everyone will be ok with you. :thumb:

By the way, welcome to the mad house.

[General Baxter]

right im off to bed, as i cant stop shaking, and feel unwell

note to other people dont drink 4 ltrs of coke, a large coke from maccys and have 8 large coffies

[Graeme]

Pmsl = Piss Myself Laughing

Try using the Urban Dictionary to decipher acceptable forum abbreviations

[Southie]

lol

and as for text typin i aint got a clue wot pmls means
Pee my self laughing come on get a grip. Use google if you have trouble.

Apology accepted. I'm not admin so your lucky. ;)

[Southie]

right im off to bed, as i cant stop shaking, and feel unwell

note to other people dont drink 4 ltrs of coke, a large coke from maccys and have 8 large coffies
Thank fook for that I thought you were on nose candy lol

[sparkie1401]

talk about boobies instead now, oh and hello there

[AlexW]

Jesus, 20 pages of rubbish and still no ban!

[Jon_nova1]

have some rep lol

[Stuart]

ACRONYMS (thats things like WTF, SIAN etc) are used in everyday writing. Being a twunt and using things like wot instead of what, no instead of know and so on is text typing and therefore against the rules.

Grow a brain, come back in a week and try again


ps Dave, you are a legend for that SIAN :d