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Asa-James
07-10-09, 11:17 PM
89mph on a motorway last sunday



luckily for me i'd lent the nova to my partner for the week, i r in the clear:d

Richie_B
07-10-09, 11:18 PM
Is he disappointed in himself? :(

Asa-James
07-10-09, 11:19 PM
just a tad, he's spent years driving round in big engined dubs and has his 250bhp g60 off the road atm. and he gets caught in a 1.2 5 door nova...

Southie
07-10-09, 11:21 PM
Deuce.

Richie_B
07-10-09, 11:29 PM
just a tad, he's spent years driving round in big engined dubs and has his 250bhp g60 off the road atm. and he gets caught in a 1.2 5 door nova...

nicely served lol

http://www.aroundhawaii.com/assets/articles/2006/04/328/images/200604_htiytsspeed008.gif

brownbear
07-10-09, 11:45 PM
Yes The Nova will kill my license! Bit gutted to be fair!

Curtoise
07-10-09, 11:57 PM
89mph on a motorway last sunday



luckily for me i'd lent the nova to my partner for the week, i r in the clear:d


your partners a boy?

Nova_Tek
07-10-09, 11:59 PM
Maybe he means Business partner?

Spudly
08-10-09, 12:00 AM
your partners a boy?



Asa is the only gay wookie on png, does this bother you?

Curtoise
08-10-09, 12:00 AM
yeh good point could be the way i read it lol

Curtoise
08-10-09, 12:01 AM
Asa is the only gay wookie on png, does this bother you?

i dont trust you lol!!!!!

Spudly
08-10-09, 12:04 AM
i dont trust you lol!!!!!


Really, might have to persuade some trust into you with my banstick, like so.....





http://kidtwist.web-log.nl/photos/uncategorized/2009/02/02/playmobileeenheid_5.jpg

Nova_Tek
08-10-09, 12:06 AM
^^ hahahaha lol loving the pic

Jon_nova1
08-10-09, 12:12 AM
didn't i read spudly's gay? lol


i'll get my coat:tard:

Curtoise
08-10-09, 12:12 AM
that pic is good, how many are saved on your computer?!? i dont wanna be beaten by that horrible stick. is he truthfully tho? didnt come across like it when i have spoken to him on teh chat

Spudly
08-10-09, 12:13 AM
Just cos he doesnt post stuff like ooh sweetie, dont mean he aint a raving bumshunter, but less of that anyways or this will have to be moved to 18+ lol

brownbear
08-10-09, 12:18 AM
I prefer Man/Bloke/Fella.... Not been a boy for a few years now...

brownbear
08-10-09, 12:20 AM
or just invisible...... lol. Is it because i drive a VW usually... Unless gaining points in Nova's.....

Curtoise
08-10-09, 12:22 AM
I prefer Man/Bloke/Fella.... Not been a boy for a few years now...

your his partner then?
fair play.

L M F A O at spudly a raving bum shunter LMFAO
thats sooo funny actually made me laugh:thumb:

Jon_nova1
08-10-09, 12:23 AM
lol i think its because of the fact you got caught speeding in a 1.2 nova, doing 89MPH lol

MK999
08-10-09, 12:23 AM
lol i think its because of the fact you got caught speeding in a 1.2 nova, doing 89MPH lol

In fact, could you disprove that? They only do 96 from factory, and it must have lost a few ponies over the years lol

Rysee
08-10-09, 12:27 AM
what did the clocks say? 116mph?

MK999
08-10-09, 12:28 AM
what did the clocks say? 116mph?

68 occifer lol

brownbear
08-10-09, 12:33 AM
Gutted is an understatement!

Never owned anything less than 150bhp bar my 1st mk2 Golf and a old style Beetle I owned for a week.... (don't ask)

Can't even contest it as i was rocking a big goofy grin at the fact i'd managed to wind the Nova up to above 80 just as I noticed the cop van in the hard shoulder! Gonna be stripping down many cars with Asa to pay the fine now! Apparently it's anything up to 1k!!

Bit harsh, But i was speeding...


what did the clocks say? 116mph?
Asa has set the clocks to read the right speed give or take a mph or two...


In fact, could you disprove that? They only do 96 from factory, and it must have lost a few ponies over the years lol
I thought that too! Anybody got anymore info on this option?? Anything not to have to insure the G60 with 6 points!! :cry:


Just cos he doesnt post stuff like ooh sweetie, dont mean he aint a raving bumshunter, but less of that anyways or this will have to be moved to 18+ lol
bumshunter.... Epic made me lol!

Jon_nova1
08-10-09, 12:42 AM
i don't know how you'd go about disproving it, but i got 90 out of my 1.2i on the way back....on a private road obviously, so its possible, i don't think google would be of much use in this case, as i doubt theres many people out there that argue the point of it not being able to go that fast, maybe see one of the online free laywer things?:confused:

brownbear
08-10-09, 12:44 AM
Do the crime respect the punishment i guess....

Rysee
08-10-09, 12:44 AM
or accept the fine as he was speeding?

Jon_nova1
08-10-09, 12:46 AM
Im sure if any of us got caught speeding and could get out of it on a technicality, we would do :p

Rysee
08-10-09, 12:47 AM
Im sure if any of us got caught speeding and could get out of it on a technicality, we would do :p
Oh true haha

brownbear
08-10-09, 12:50 AM
I guess it's a lesson learnt... Punishment for detonating 2 pistons on a V6 Vectra and blowing a 1.6 Ecotech converted Astra to bits! It's one small Vauxhall's Revenge... Or Karma. lol

AlexW
08-10-09, 01:02 AM
You stopped grinning from being given the car then? lol

Enough time to get it to 80 and then see the van lol

wwmnw
08-10-09, 01:03 AM
Never met a gay man yet who is into car modifying. First for everything.

brownbear
08-10-09, 01:14 AM
Never met a gay man yet who is into car modifying. First for everything.

Modifying or keeping the 80's early 90's alive?? lol

Gay or Straight Business partner... Choice is yours...


luckily for me i'd lent the nova to my partner for the week, i r in the clear:d


Maybe he means Business partner?


Asa is the only gay wookie on png, does this bother you?


Just cos he doesnt post stuff like ooh sweetie, dont mean he aint a raving bumshunter, but less of that anyways or this will have to be moved to 18+ lol


Gonna be stripping down many cars with Asa to pay the fine now! Apparently it's anything up to 1k!!

Epic banter BTW.

wwmnw
08-10-09, 01:17 AM
I R SMELL TROLL, Asa-James profile says he is into women, I'm sure I can change that!

Asa-James
08-10-09, 07:40 AM
Never met a gay man yet who is into car modifying. First for everything.
with the pair of us thats 2... (not me and you, me and Tom)


I R SMELL TROLL, Asa-James profile says he is into women, I'm sure I can change that!

you must have a cold, you nose isnt working :p

Jack
08-10-09, 07:58 AM
What was the limit on the road at the time? If it was 60/70, I'm surprised they just didn't send you a NIP for 3+£60.

Asa-James
08-10-09, 07:59 AM
70

brownbear
08-10-09, 09:18 AM
NIP 6 points fine up too 1k :( Pretty Gutted!

Jack
08-10-09, 10:16 AM
ouch :(

brownbear
08-10-09, 01:21 PM
Could be worse! I could have been doing stupid speeds in the G! lol

Nova_Tek
08-10-09, 01:25 PM
Damn upto 1k, I'd undertsand if you were doing that on a pavement bicycle lane but bit harsh for a 70 limit. Hopefully its not that steep.

AlanH
08-10-09, 03:11 PM
Could be worse! I could have been doing stupid speeds in the G! lol

not necessarily. i got caught doing 108 in a 1.4sri corsa(hoooge run up pmsl, have the video somewhere as my mate was recording the speedo) was given a 28day ban and a 60 quid fine, no points and hardly affected my insurance at all. if i'd been doing under 100 it would have been points, rather be carless for a month tbh

Asa-James
08-10-09, 06:19 PM
ITS ALRIGHT!!!
i read the wording wrong on the nip, if i dont respond within 28 days i get 6 points and a big fine (its the first time i've been given one and i didnt read it properly) so for now it looks like the standard 3 points, but we shall see...

brownbear
08-10-09, 07:30 PM
Still want an estate... For the wife and kid. lol

Rexy
08-10-09, 07:38 PM
You can have my scoob :D 60mph on the motoway for any kind of half decent MPG fig will sort you right out.

:thumb:

trackdaynova
08-10-09, 07:43 PM
uh ho, someones getting it in the ass tonight :eek:

MK999
08-10-09, 07:44 PM
You can have my scoob :D 60mph on the motoway for any kind of half decent MPG fig will sort you right out.

:thumb:

except for those special occasions when foot down is just too good to pass up lol

brownbear
08-10-09, 07:45 PM
I've got a "proven" heavy right foot... lol.

Asa-James
08-10-09, 07:45 PM
You can have my scoob :D 60mph on the motoway for any kind of half decent MPG fig will sort you right out.

:thumb:


i was going to say "who does 60 on a motorway?????" but it looks like tom will from now on...:p

MK999
08-10-09, 07:48 PM
i was going to say "who does 60 on a motorway?????" but it looks like tom will from now on...:p

1.2i's lol they don't half drink at 70 with your foot flat to the floor against the wind.

Asa-James
08-10-09, 07:51 PM
ahh, inferior injection. i sometimes feel sorry for you, but only for a split second...

MK999
08-10-09, 07:53 PM
Used to be :) E16SE now, tis Mega Phast Injection now

edit: actually that's such a lie, like calling 1.2i's nippy. It's acceptably more than painfully slow when you put your foot down, once you wind it up a bit.

brownbear
08-10-09, 07:59 PM
lol.

brownbear
28-04-10, 12:34 AM
been a while since this thread! Well I got 3 points and a £60 fine... Not the end of the world but it's messed up insurance... Bloody SP50!

NovaLad
28-04-10, 01:08 AM
I like how we have a gay couple on this site... I was starting to get bored of the Stuart being gay jokes but i guess this brings it all to a whole new level.

oj with ya and Stuart being gay NEVER gets old xxxx

lol

wwmnw
28-04-10, 01:10 AM
oj with ya and Stuart being gay NEVER gets old xxxx
Nah surely after a while it must become a pain in the bum.

NovaLad
28-04-10, 01:12 AM
Nah surely after a while it must become a pain in the bum.
http://tinypic.com/e12o7t.jpg-see-what-you-did-there.jpg

L14MNP
28-04-10, 09:56 AM
not necessarily. i got caught doing 108 in a 1.4sri corsa(hoooge run up pmsl, have the video somewhere as my mate was recording the speedo) was given a 28day ban and a 60 quid fine, no points and hardly affected my insurance at all. if i'd been doing under 100 it would have been points, rather be carless for a month tbh

Sounds familiar mate. 116mph in a 70. 56 day ban, £260 fine or something and zero points. My insurance barely went up either. :thumb:

brownbear
28-04-10, 03:47 PM
god i wish the nova could crack the 100mph barrier easier, Could have got off with a fine.

dj_wudgey
28-04-10, 03:52 PM
my novas have had a good go at kiling my licence not like its my fault or nothing!

brownbear
28-04-10, 03:56 PM
I like how we have a gay couple on this site... I was starting to get bored of the Stuart being gay jokes but i guess this brings it all to a whole new level.

oj with ya and Stuart being gay NEVER gets old xxxx

lol

Meh doesn't bother me, I'm the first to shout gay obscenities to fairies with no sense of direction/lane control/concept of other drivers whom seem to have nothing but candy-floss and a Britney Spears cd between there ears driving their mum's pink nissan micra....

But i've also got into some great scraps in Manchester when the aforementioned fairies are getting grief from drunk straight lads who are showing off to their better than a w*nk on legs that the've just pulled on a saturday night.



Nah surely after a while it must become a pain in the bum.

Depends on the role you play.... lol

brownbear
28-04-10, 03:57 PM
my novas have had a good go at kiling my licence not like its my fault or nothing!

Please don't take my license officer, The nova made me do it... lol

Lee
28-04-10, 05:54 PM
Interesting. i have two SP50's, and I got 1 doing 94 and the other doing 87, both in a LWB peugeot boxer! This was 5 years or so ago mind, the fines may have changed, but they were both only 6 points and £60 fines.

Dont speed kids, its not clever, although the front facing pic I got of myself straddling the lines on the A43 a 1am in the morning squinting over the wheel because i was looking for the camera is very funny lol Ill have to try and dig it out.

MK999
28-04-10, 06:00 PM
is the 2nd flash one of you looking up surprised pointing and looking like you're saying something along the lines of "theres the *******"? lol

Stuart
28-04-10, 06:02 PM
so we have real bum lovers here?!?!! WOW

Think I'll go hide in the corner now lmao

Jack
28-04-10, 06:04 PM
mm, I got away with SP50, £60 and 3 points for my 96mph jaunt on the M5.

Of course if the copper had been 2 miles further up the motorway, he might have caught me doing a speed considerably higher. lol

Learnt my lesson though! Didn't get caught again after that :p

Lee
28-04-10, 06:08 PM
so we have real bum lovers here?!?!! WOW

Think I'll go hide in the corner now lmao

You know what they say, it takes one to know one.

Keep your head down son, or your gonna be outed!


uh ho, someones getting it in the ass tonight :eek:

Flol

dj_wudgey
28-04-10, 06:20 PM
Please don't take my license officer, The nova made me do it... lol
Yea it is mate she wants me to go fast i swear lol

brownbear
28-04-10, 06:27 PM
Contrary to popular belief were not all able to spot homos so your safe stu.

Lee
28-04-10, 06:31 PM
Contrary to popular belief were not all able to spot homos so your safe stu.

Even us hetros could spot Stu was butter-side-down from low earth orbit lol

Stuart
28-04-10, 06:33 PM
hey

Graeme
28-04-10, 06:46 PM
I'll have to hold back on the descrinative homosexual sayings now then, I just thought you were good mates who were always together with a similar interest in cars, oh wait a minute the penny has just dropped lol

Lee
28-04-10, 06:57 PM
I'll have to hold back on the descrinative homosexual sayings now then, I just thought you were good mates who were always together with a similar interest in cars, oh wait a minute the penny has just dropped lol

I would say neither of them are as gay as some people on here.

TBH i'd probably include myself in that bracket as well lol lol

Spudly
28-04-10, 07:04 PM
Lol i cant believe some of you have only just nocited about Tom and Asa, why do you think Tom has a playmobil bride as his avatar, cos he is Asa's mrs lol

Saloony
28-04-10, 07:05 PM
Meh never even noticed or crossed me mind. Cant say i care really either lol

Mike
28-04-10, 07:15 PM
This thread confuses me :S

I always thought Stu & Spud were the happy couple??

Graeme
28-04-10, 07:16 PM
Apparently spud isn't

Mike
28-04-10, 07:17 PM
Apparently spud isn't

Fúck off is he not lol

Asa-James
28-04-10, 07:18 PM
what, happy?

celebrity marriages, they never last... :(

Graeme
28-04-10, 07:18 PM
That was my reaction too Mike

John
28-04-10, 07:37 PM
Lol i cant believe some of you have only just nocited about Tom and Asa, why do you think Tom has a playmobil bride as his avatar, cos he is Asa's mrs lol

Me too! esp stuart!lol Thought this was old news now!lol

Spudly
28-04-10, 07:38 PM
Graeme and Mike ya can feck off ya cheeky sods :p

Mike
28-04-10, 07:53 PM
Graeme and Mike ya can feck off ya cheeky sods :p

Aaaaw cuggles & make up hun xxx

Graeme
28-04-10, 07:54 PM
Only joking Spud, I'll believe you when you get a bird

brownbear
28-04-10, 07:54 PM
I'll have to hold back on the descrinative homosexual sayings now then, I just thought you were good mates who were always together with a similar interest in cars, oh wait a minute the penny has just dropped lol

lol, keep up the generic homophobia, it's all a laugh.

brownbear
28-04-10, 07:55 PM
Lol i cant believe some of you have only just nocited about Tom and Asa, why do you think Tom has a playmobil bride as his avatar, cos he is Asa's mrs lol

Mrs James if I remember rightly... Lol

brownbear
28-04-10, 07:56 PM
Soooooooo! I got 3 points in a Nova. (quick subject change)

Mike
28-04-10, 07:57 PM
Well I must be fcuking blind aswell as fire retardent as I didnt have a clue you pair was a couple?

brownbear
28-04-10, 07:58 PM
Even us hetros could spot Stu was butter-side-down from low earth orbit lol

butter side down... New one to me that, made me lol!

L14MNP
28-04-10, 08:19 PM
Soooooooo! I got 3 points in a Nova.

In which orifice? lol :roll:
http://www.allstarmusic.com.au/drum%20kit%20-%20DRUM1000R-06-L.jpg

brownbear
28-04-10, 08:29 PM
In which orifice? lol :roll:
http://www.allstarmusic.com.au/drum%20kit%20-%20DRUM1000R-06-L.jpg

And that ladies and gentlemen is the end of this thread.... lol

Jack
28-04-10, 09:17 PM
Lol i cant believe some of you have only just nocited about Tom and Asa, why do you think Tom has a playmobil bride as his avatar, cos he is Asa's mrs lol
In that case I'd be a tad worried about Craig's avatar, with his triple pronged inserting device lol

L14MNP
28-04-10, 09:22 PM
My avatar is harmless. :(

Spudly
28-04-10, 09:24 PM
My avatar is harmless. :(


Thats cos you dont have one ya tight git :p

L14MNP
28-04-10, 09:31 PM
Don't mention I'm tight in this thread! I may be raided. lol

brownbear
28-04-10, 09:39 PM
Don't mention I'm tight in this thread! I may be raided. lol

Not worth the petrol.... lol

Spudly
28-04-10, 09:39 PM
Meow lol

L14MNP
28-04-10, 09:41 PM
Not worth the petrol.... lol

lol :thumb: Probably not in a charged Raddo. lol

brownbear
28-04-10, 09:50 PM
lol :thumb: Probably not in a charged Raddo. lol

I'm in a pretty economical mk2 at the mo. Raddo's off the road for the re shell.... But still no, Sorry....

But thanks for the pm. Great pic. Don't worry it doesn't look like the corsasport fails in the vid (members joke)

L14MNP
28-04-10, 09:58 PM
LMAO I saw the PB of said CS member, if that's who you are referring to?

I'll have you know I had just stepped out of a cold shower when that pic was taken :p

Raddo reshell sounds cool. Got a shell or on the look?

brownbear
28-04-10, 10:01 PM
Had a thread up, Fully restored G60 shell in Bordeaux Red Pearl.
Dropping my 275bhp Rallye lump thats been p&p'd within a mm of its life in it out of my other g60.

dj_wudgey
28-04-10, 10:38 PM
nice mate pics!

L14MNP
28-04-10, 10:47 PM
^ As above!

NovaLad
28-04-10, 10:54 PM
Ahhh so Tom's the bitch.
All makes sence now...
Allthough i don't like all this homo-erotica occurring in this thread especially with my name being Tom aswell :) lol


so we have real bum lovers here?!?!! WOW

Think I'll go hide in the corner now lmao

You will allways be the only gay in the PNG Village in my eyes baby.lol :gay:

brownbear
28-04-10, 10:57 PM
Ahhh so Tom's the bitch.
All makes sence now...
Allthough i don't like all this homo-erotica occurring in this thread especially with my name being Tom aswell :) lol
:gay:

The bitch and butch conversation will no doubt occur after a few ales at a show.... lol Just waiting for the pics of the raddo to upload on photiebucket.

mowgli
28-04-10, 11:04 PM
Acts chapter 20 verse 35

its worth looking it up


to be honest with you, i couldn't care what anyone else gets up to, and i hope they don't care about me either, if everything in this world was the same it would be damned boring.....most straight blokes are only publicly scared that a gay bloke fancies them, when in fact they are privately scared of being not fancied...

Asa-James
28-04-10, 11:14 PM
Acts chapter 20 verse 35

its worth looking it up




35In everything I did, I showed you that by this kind of hard work we must help the weak, remembering the words the Lord Jesus himself said: 'It is more blessed to give than to receive.' "

i swear if i could rep you i would.

mowgli
28-04-10, 11:16 PM
no need asa....

brownbear
28-04-10, 11:16 PM
repped on behalf of the jameses. lol

mowgli
28-04-10, 11:17 PM
ta.

wwmnw
28-04-10, 11:50 PM
most straight blokes are only publicly scared that a gay bloke fancies them, when in fact they are privately scared of being not fancied...

That made me laugh so hard I nearly cracked a rib. Are we talking from experience? I'd be happy knowing no men would fancy a piece of me, I'm disappointed no women do either lol

brownbear
28-04-10, 11:52 PM
http://www.pngclub.com/forum/showthread.php?t=146004 Raddo pics.

Danny s-p
28-04-10, 11:54 PM
That made me laugh so hard I nearly cracked a rib. Are we talking from experience? I'd be happy knowing no men would fancy a piece of me, I'm disappointed no women do either lolno men would fancy you is this your way of telling me your not interested in me snowdon :d

wwmnw
28-04-10, 11:56 PM
no men would fancy you is this your way of telling me your not interested in me snowdon :d

I would be if you covered yourself in melted milky bars xx

Danny s-p
29-04-10, 12:00 AM
I would be if you covered yourself in melted milky bars xxu wish you had a chance with the milky bar kid (by the way if no one get wat me and wwmnw is going on about milky bar's for it because i look like the milky bar kid )

wwmnw
29-04-10, 12:03 AM
u wish you had a chance with the milky bar kid (by the way if no one get wat me and wwmnw is going on about milky bar's for it because i look like the milky bar kid )

You coming to York on sunday? If so who's car you jumping in? Gareth's vectra?

Danny s-p
29-04-10, 12:09 AM
year i have set a page up for it in the ne part have a look i have put your name down

wwmnw
29-04-10, 12:20 AM
year i have set a page up for it in the ne part have a look i have put your name down

If you're sat in the back with me, you're gonna get raped!

Danny s-p
29-04-10, 12:22 AM
If you're sat in the back with me, you're gonna get raped! :wisewood::d:d:d:d:d:d:d:d that is all

mowgli
29-04-10, 07:57 AM
That made me laugh so hard I nearly cracked a rib. Are we talking from experience? I'd be happy knowing no men would fancy a piece of me, I'm disappointed no women do either lol

not talking from experience, just something i observed over the years........

dj_wudgey
29-04-10, 08:49 PM
That made me laugh so hard I nearly cracked a rib. Are we talking from experience? I'd be happy knowing no men would fancy a piece of me, I'm disappointed no women do either lol
Me two mate id be happy to know that no bloke fancies me!