may i have some club money

[General Baxter]

i promise to put a club sticker on it lol

i want to rob asda lol

http://www.milweb.net/webverts/48185/b.jpg
http://www.milweb.net/webverts/48185/c.jpg


Russian Maz 543 Scud B launcher

Here's one, and I mean probably the only chance you will ever get to own a 'Scud launcher'.
Its just been released from M.O.D. evaluation testing. The Launcher is complete, but needs some minor refurbishment to cabin area and a replacement engine.
We are able to sort this in our workshops should you require us to.
This is really only for the serious collector and we are asking over six figures.
All requests for information will be checked.

[Benn]

Nothing worth stealing in Asda.

[General Baxter]

chocolate trifle lol

[Cle]

Suprise baxter posted this lol id love one no more colledge lol

[Southie]

Is this what your putting on the rollers on Saturday lol

[General Baxter]

if 8x8 will fit lol

i doubt it does 50mpg aswell lol

[MK999]

Worth buying just to park up in a supermarket, or a hotel valet car park lol

[Stuart]

mmmmmm imagine slipping that in your a......

[General Baxter]

mmmmmm imagine slipping that in your a......

you would really love that :thumb:

anything big long and smooth lol

[Mike]

Oooooh wouldnt mind that parked on the driveway :)

[MK999]

Oooooh wouldnt mind that parked on the driveway :)

no neighbour issues with that out front lol

[L14MNP]

This is really only for the serious collector and we are asking over six figures. :eek:
http://aes.iupui.edu/rwise/banknotes/united_states/USAFantasyPNL-1Million-2000-donatedanr_b.jpg

[Rysee]

Nothing worth stealing in Asda.

Sailor Jerry rum


What a machine i want

[Southie]

Oooooh wouldnt mind that parked on the driveway :)
Fecking hell how longs your drive? lol

I'd love to take it to one of those immigrant car washes, they'ed crud themselves lol

[Benn]

if 8x8 will fit lol

i doubt it does 50mpg aswell lol

It funks stuff up tho and a rate of 90/1 and thats man size.

[L14MNP]

SadDAMN it's a fine machine.

[Mike]

Fecking hell how longs your drive? lol

That would just fit on my dads drive TBH. Ive just showed it him an he said if he had the money he'd snap it lol lol

EDIT: Also hes been looking at proper bo Onan 3.5KVA generators :) bargain at £299 :)

[Southie]

That would just fit on my dads drive TBH. Ive just showed it him an he said if he had the money he'd snap it lol lol

EDIT: Also hes been looking at proper bo Onan 3.5KVA generators :) bargain at £299 :)
With all your eBay fortunes you should be able to buy two lol

[Mike]

With all your eBay fortunes you should be able to buy two lol

Nah, buying a house not a mobile home/rocket launcher.

They have living qaurters inside them for a 10 man crew tho....

[L14MNP]

eBay FTW. List that scrapyard booty and watch the Benjamins roll in. lol

[Southie]

Nah, buying a house not a mobile home/rocket launcher.

They have living qaurters inside them for a 10 man crew tho....
Put some chrome on it and buy a horse. Pikey rocket launcher home ftw lol No one will tell you to move it ;)

[Mike]

Put some chrome on it and buy a horse. Pikey rocket launcher home ftw lol No one will tell you to move it ;)

Cant see it ever being clamped or towed away though TBH...

[Jadey]

chocolate trifle lol

triple choc trifle with loads of double cream and a crate of larger sound much better ;)

[NASTYNOVA]

do you get spare RPG's?? if so i say club money should definatly be donated, as long as you borrow me it.....

[Mike]

Thats a fcuking Soviet SCUD missile launcher most definetly not a hand held RPG lol lol lol

[Benn]

Thats a fcuking Soviet SCUD missile launcher most definetly not a hand held RPG lol lol lol

Depends on the size of ya hands... ;) lol

[jackbd]

give that to the kosovan hand car washers!! wax and polished!

[NASTYNOVA]

Thats a fcuking Soviet SCUD missile launcher most definetly not a hand held RPG lol lol lol

who cares?? it blows stuff up!!

[Mike]

Depends on the size of ya hands... ;) lol

12m long & 6.5 tonne according to google lol dont drop it FFS lol lol

[Mike]

who cares?? it blows stuff up!!

Mostly coallition troops when they were last used in the Gulf :mad:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scud

[NASTYNOVA]

Mostly coallition troops when they were last used in the Gulf :mad:

dont know what coallition means,

but now to be used on asdas!! going for the full chain or just one store??

[Mike]

dont know what coallition means,

The good guys.

[Ash]

now ya talking

http://i620.photobucket.com/albums/tt284/graphicgrafter/scud.jpg

proof that everything looks better lower :D

[Mike]

Mmmmmmmmmmm 6 spoke MO's :)

[jackbd]

pimp that **** right up lol!

[Spudly]

I say we rock up to PVS next year in that, any charvers that hit their limiters or blare shoite music at silly am get one of those up their ass lol

[Jack]

The good guys.
Or if you're american, "targets".

Meh. Expensive. I can get you a harrier for a fraction of that cost.

[AlexW]

But with a harrier you have to have space to land, in that you could make space.

Anyway thats perfect for the shopping.....

[J4MES]

But with a harrier you have to have space to land

Don't you mean 'crash' as they seem to do that as often as landing!!

[Jack]

But with a harrier you have to have space to land, in that you could make space.
You could land a An-225 in the space it would take that scud to do a three point turn lol

[rednova]

over 6 figures isnt that over 100,000 not 1,000,000? tis a veratable bargain i tell thee - i'tll be MOT free too iirc? be interesting to see an insurance quote or plod pulling it for that matter!!

[Rickyb]

over 6 figures isnt that over 100,000 not 1,000,000? tis a veratable bargain i tell thee - i'tll be MOT free too iirc? be interesting to see an insurance quote or plod pulling it for that matter!!

lol that would be fun

[Stuart]

I know some fun toys that would stop it :d

[Sloth]

I know some fun toys that would stop it :d

i didnt realise your vibrator turned into a nuke......lol