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Jack
05-10-09, 04:42 PM
Today, my sister had a letter from the tax office. Apparently she's underpaid her tax last year, so has had her code adjusted for next year to compensate. As she's on PAYE, its her employer who screwed something up.

Who does she work for? HMR&C, she's a tax bailiff.

Oh how I ROFL'ed lol
Spudly
05-10-09, 04:44 PM
LMFAO, epic fail, but on a serious note, if they can get their own staffs stuff wrong how the fcuk are they sposed to get ours right?
wwmnw
05-10-09, 04:48 PM
This defies belief.

/End world
Lynsey
05-10-09, 04:55 PM
I hope she enjoyed the good life, and that next year she isn't going to get too raped on tax. Does she look like you?
Jack
05-10-09, 04:56 PM
Yes. But with no beard and bigger tits
General Baxter
05-10-09, 04:56 PM
Yes. But with no beard and bigger tits

lies all lies lol
Spudly
05-10-09, 04:57 PM
Yes. But with no beard and bigger tits



Pics or GTFO:p
Tidy Max
06-10-09, 11:38 PM
no beard :( i only like my women with beards
mowgli
06-10-09, 11:45 PM
i always get a letter from them after putting in my return telling me that i owe them between 40 & 55p, so like a good boy, i send them a cheque for a quid. then i get three letters over the year telling me i am in credit with them..........now, if the tax office got it to the nearest fiver & said, ok. its near enough, they would actually make way more money for the government instead of all this paperwork
Nova_Tek
06-10-09, 11:54 PM
I got a letter a few years back for 2 years on the trot saying I was 'taxed too much' and I ended up gettng 200 quid back and 300 quid back the following year.

My dads accountant told me this sorta thing happens very rarely.
mowgli
06-10-09, 11:57 PM
I got a letter a few years back for 2 years on the trot saying I was 'taxed too much' and I ended up gettng 200 quid back and 300 quid back the following year.

My dads accountant told me this sorta thing happens very rarely.

i got an accountant to go thru my books over several years and i got £7k back.... the missus has since spent it
brainsnova
07-10-09, 12:00 AM
i got an accountant to go thru my books over several years and i got £7k back.... the missus has since spent it

sorry to hear that
Nova_Tek
07-10-09, 12:01 AM
i got an accountant to go thru my books over several years and i got £7k back.... the missus has since spent it

Typical :roll:
mowgli
07-10-09, 12:05 AM
well according to my marriage vows, we will be starting on the for better & for richer bits soon.....cos we've bloody well seen the for poorer & for worse since we got wed
Nova_Tek
07-10-09, 12:09 AM
Know how you feel man