LregG
04-10-09, 01:30 PM
A man is in a queue at Tesco and sees this busty blonde staring at him, he can't believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving.
"Excuse me do I know you?" he asks.
"Yes, I think you are the father of one of my kids" she says.
The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says, "oh, are you the bird I shagged on me stag do, whilst your mate whipped me, and your other mate stuck a brush up my ****?"
"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher!"
"Excuse me do I know you?" he asks.
"Yes, I think you are the father of one of my kids" she says.
The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says, "oh, are you the bird I shagged on me stag do, whilst your mate whipped me, and your other mate stuck a brush up my ****?"
"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher!"