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01-10-09, 08:01 AM
An Irishman, a Scotsman and an Englishman were sitting in a
bar.
The view was fantastic, the beer excellent and the food
exceptional.
'Y'ken,' said the Scotsman, 'I still prefer
the pubs back hame. In Glasgow there's a wee bar called
McTavish's. Now, the landlord there goes out of his way
for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks, he will
buy the 5th drink for you.'
'Well,' said the Englishman, 'at my local, The
Red Lion, the barman
there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first
two.'
'Ahhh, dat's nuttin,' said the Paddy. 'Back
home in Dublin
there's O'Driscoll's Bar. The moment you set
foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another,
all the drinks you like. Then, when you've had enough
drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see that you get
laid, all on the house.'
'What,' said the Englishman, 'did this actually
happen to you?'
'Not me meself, personally, no,' said the Irishman,
'but it did happen
to me sister.
bar.
The view was fantastic, the beer excellent and the food
exceptional.
'Y'ken,' said the Scotsman, 'I still prefer
the pubs back hame. In Glasgow there's a wee bar called
McTavish's. Now, the landlord there goes out of his way
for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks, he will
buy the 5th drink for you.'
'Well,' said the Englishman, 'at my local, The
Red Lion, the barman
there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first
two.'
'Ahhh, dat's nuttin,' said the Paddy. 'Back
home in Dublin
there's O'Driscoll's Bar. The moment you set
foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another,
all the drinks you like. Then, when you've had enough
drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see that you get
laid, all on the house.'
'What,' said the Englishman, 'did this actually
happen to you?'
'Not me meself, personally, no,' said the Irishman,
'but it did happen
to me sister.