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Alreet im Jade, nastynova's lass. i dont own a nova but would love too, at the mo i have a crappy rust bucket which vauxhall call a corsa b, its a propa shed, i cant legally drive but hopefully will be able too soon
in a bit :)
brainsnova
01-10-09, 12:01 AM
welcome tbh i would'nt say you have a corsa lol
Southie
01-10-09, 12:01 AM
1 page :roll: Hi lol
1 page :roll: Hi lol
what do you mean?? im confussed :confused: lol
welcome tbh i would'nt say you have a corsa lol
lol eventually want a 2.0 ltr in it, that better??? lmao
gazjoiner
01-10-09, 12:20 AM
:) welcome nova lass lol
Watch you dint get called an ASW as you don't own a Nova.
welcome aboard.
ps get yourself ready for the perv's on here as there are plenty.
Form a queue lads lol.
Watch you dint get called an ASW as you don't own a Nova.
She isn't an ASW. She hasn't made a thread just so that she can post a picture of herself :roll:
Welcome to PNG :thumb: There are a few Corsa owners on here too.
davidfox280585
01-10-09, 10:02 AM
Hey
sparkie1401
01-10-09, 10:02 AM
welcome missy
She isn't an ASW. She hasn't made a thread just so that she can post a picture of herself :roll:
Welcome to PNG :thumb: There are a few Corsa owners on here too.
cheers but what is a ASW??? n im kinda a nova owner my lad owns one and im going to be nicking it off him when ever i can like lol
craig green
01-10-09, 12:32 PM
Welcome.
Attention seeking wh0re (ASW). That sounds like I'm labelling you! (no intention)
welcome aboard.
ps get yourself ready for the perv's on here as there are plenty.
Form a queue lads lol.
lol cheers for the heads up, but do i get free membership if i get my titss out in the 18+ lmao since my lad put up pictures of me with a cocktail sausage in my mouth hahaha think i deserve it just for that like lol
craig green
01-10-09, 12:35 PM
Put the pics up & we'll decide.......................
NASTYNOVA
01-10-09, 12:39 PM
welcome aboard.
ps get yourself ready for the perv's on here as there are plenty.
Form a queue lads lol.
how, well have neen of that mate!! ha ha,
cheers for the heads up, but do i get free membership if i get my titss out in the 18+ lmao since my lad put up pictures of me with a cocktail sausage in my mouth hahaha think i deserve it just for that like
or that missus!! ha ha
she aint an asw by the way, shes acb (a complete b1tch!!) ha ha
lmao cheers babes git love you too and all that you ****!!! hahaha and i may live in sunderland but i was born down south lol so speak for youself
GRUNT 16V
01-10-09, 12:55 PM
Hello New Comer And Welcome To The Wonderful Website Full Of Lovely Rusty Novas !
Yeah jade aint an asw. I am the pope by the way, and i live next door to elvis who breeds flying pigs. Oh and btw jade av been kicking feck outta ur car on th way to work. Seriously tho cheers 4 lending me it
Yeah jade aint an asw. I am the pope by the way, and i live next door to elvis who breeds flying pigs. Oh and btw jade av been kicking feck outta ur car on th way to work. Seriously tho cheers 4 lending me it
Its no bother ya midget haha and :cry: please dont kill it lol
kelbelle
01-10-09, 04:32 PM
Hello newbie! I'll say what I say to most new girls...
The numbers are people guessing how many pages this thread will get before admin close it.
An ASW means an Attention Seeking Wh0re and you'll be labelled one for getting your boobs out or posting pics of yourself too often looking for compliments or if you flirt too much. A bit of flirty banter is inevitable and we all do it but not too much.
Equally, 90% of the guys on here are pervs and will do/say/promise anything in order to see you naked and abso anything you say will be turned around and made into something suggestive. But we love them anyway lol
Welcome to the messed up incestuous family :thumb:
Meh, nowt wrong with Corsa's...
lmao well i defo dont want to make my self out to be a ASW cos im not like that a bit of flirty banter is good enough for me ;) i joined cos i want a nova and love my lads car
Welcome to the playpen :d
Nice to see another girlie join.
Pistol Pete
01-10-09, 07:23 PM
Up dog.
Meh, nowt wrong with Corsa's...
yeah, cos you're selling one........
hi jadey, you are either a giant, or his cock really is tiny... which is it?
yeah, cos you're selling one........
And i own another one now lol
And i own another one now lol
2 personalities, two corsas......Hmmmmmmm
hi jadey, you are either a giant, or his cock really is tiny... which is it?
hahaha hes not even that small but if i had 2 pic lol i would say he was tiny lmao
and there is bot all worng with corsa's they have the right badge just the wrong shape lol
hahaha hes not even that small but if i had 2 pic lol i would say he was tiny lmao
and there is bot all worng with corsa's they have the right badge just the wrong shape lol
there is tons wrong with corsas.... they are a girls car for a start
Meh, they dont have the right badge or shape AFAIC
he is half brummie/half cockney.... its called cockme
alright love, hows it going?
haha that still doesnt tell me what it means tho lmao
alright love, hows it going?
good thanks u?
haha that still doesnt tell me what it means tho lmao
due to his rather interesting grasp of the queens vernacular, he was trying to say 'As Far As I Know' (AFAIK), but in cockme it is As Far As I Canoe.......AFAIC
i hope this helps...
good thanks u?
not bad thanks, welcome to the mad house;)
haha yeh cheers ya learn summit new everyday lol
welcome aboard!! Not all of us own ****y **** rusty novas!
welcome aboard!! Not all of us own ****y **** rusty novas!
some have astra estates too.....
some have astra estates too.....
Uh oh, not this one again lol
now now boys lets be civilised about this lol
some have astra estates too.....
lol lol
some have astra estates too.....
FLOL lol lol
NASTYNOVA
01-10-09, 08:44 PM
welcome aboard!! Not all of us own ****y **** rusty novas!
eh?? ****y **** rusty novas are fantastic!! ill have you know there cheap, reliable..........
..... god im good at talking ****!! ha ha
Afaic???
As Far As Im Concerned
As Far As Im Concerned
i prefer my explanation..
some have astra estates too.....
pmsl i will take that on the chin actually made me laugh +rep lol
i prefer my explanation..
Yea i do actually lol lol
Cant help it i was born in E11 :( the definition of a bad neighbourhood lol proper cockney area, none of this "im from London so im a cockney crap" when no, your from Brighton love lol
now u hav completely lost me!?!?! lol
now u hav completely lost me!?!?! lol
Meh you'll live. BTW learn how to spell ;) txt typ dnt go far n ere ya dig? lol
Mow will know what i mean lol hes a man of countrywide UK'ness in his truck an all.
Meh you'll live.
Mow will know what i mean lol hes a man of countrywide UK'ness in his truck an all.
yup, i'm fluent in cockme & understood mike perfectly.
yup, i'm fluent in cockme & understood mike perfectly.
One of a few that do then matey :thumb: lol
i am trying to use prope etacate if that even how you spell it lol
brainsnova
01-10-09, 09:09 PM
7 pages aint bad
i am trying to use prope etacate if that even how you spell it lol
Errr ill guess at, etiquette there lol
7 pages aint bad
how many were you expecting??
Errr ill guess at, etiquette there lol
I was guessing for eat a cake tbh
Well it barly took 2 pages to get off topic, 12 untill close? lol
twistysnovagte
01-10-09, 10:09 PM
Hello there jade :)
Did someone mention cake?
Did someone mention cake?
Wrong spelling, false alarm :(
Well it barly took 2 pages to get off topic, 12 untill close? lol
so am i doing well???
its only two pso ages on my screen, so i think your doing alright
"am i doing well???"
not really lol. many girls get loads of pages
reet so who on here actually has a nova they drive every day?? alan you dont need to post because yours is just stupid lmao
I do, but it's going away at the end of the month. My other Nova is in the garage for a wee while, it's not currently a high priority.
NovaJackie
02-10-09, 11:38 AM
welcome along chick, nice to see another girl and not a boobie pic in sight for a change! Hurrahh! ;)
NASTYNOVA
02-10-09, 11:47 AM
mines a daily driver
yeah but yours is a legend!! its handy for carrying ... stuff, seriously though, wouldnt mind it meself!! what size is it??
I used my Nova to pootle to work, the odd other trip. Its currently on the drive in pieces.
I used my Nova to pootle to work
Pootle....?
Why do i think thats somewhat of an understatement, how exactly does one 'pootle' in a 3.0 24v nova? :roll:
Easily. Although I did twitch my foot once and almost wiped out a line of traffic.
yeah but yours is a legend!! its handy for carrying ... stuff, seriously though, wouldnt mind it meself!! what size is it??well a 6x3 fence panel slide straight in and sits flat. which upset a few smug white van men down wickes lol. realisticly tho i would say theres about 50 sq ft of space in the back lol
Easily. Although I did twitch my foot once and almost wiped out a line of traffic.
Lmfao, i imagine that if you give it loads from a standing start you would actually rotate the earth in the opposite direction :d
Plus there was the golf R32 and the charver in the nova GTE and all the other assorted 'takedowns' you text me about lol
Mini Cooper Works too.
The GR32 was amusing though, and deserved it. ****.
NASTYNOVA
02-10-09, 06:54 PM
well a 6x3 fence panel slide straight in and sits flat. which upset a few smug white van men down wickes lol. realisticly tho i would say theres about 50 sq ft of space in the back lol
i did ment engine size!! :tard: lmao
welcome along chick, nice to see another girl and not a boobie pic in sight for a change! Hurrahh! ;)
cough cough ....... 18+ section cough cough......
i did ment engine size!! :tard: lmaooh :( tis a 1.2
My Nova mk3 (that has been squshed) is used everyday.
My nova was used everyday untill it started taking the piss.
NASTYNOVA
03-10-09, 12:23 AM
Nova mk3
mk3?? :confused:
cough cough ....... 18+ section cough cough......
that was all ricky's doing nothing to do with me haha lol
Herro.
I has a Corsa too.
Herro.
I has a Corsa too.
alreet little cars aint they lol :thumb:, u got a corsa b? or a newer one??
jades is class, it has a 'lightweight' floor and everything (lightweight=massive hole where the seat runner bolts to) i've owned 7 so far, and only 4 novas.
jades is class, it has a 'lightweight' floor and everything (lightweight=massive hole where the seat runner bolts to) i've owned 7 so far, and only 4 novas.
well yes, rust = less weight which = more speed = very happy me lol
well yes, rust = less weight which = quicker acceleration = very happy me lol
;)
rust = holes under passenger seat = bye bye Jadey lmao
rust = holes under passenger seat = bye bye Jadey lmao
= WIN :d lol :p
im being serious there is a hole under my passenger seat where it bolts to the floor lol
cant weld, never welded, scared to, me and dangerous objects dont go well together lmao and it will get done b4 mot time hopefully
Naice, so your car is an MOT reject. Sweet.
alreet little cars aint they lol :thumb:, u got a corsa b? or a newer one??
A newer one, a Corsa C. It's alright, been a bit of a pain in the ass recently, but I won't go into that. lol
A newer one, a Corsa C. It's alright, been a bit of a pain in the ass recently, but I won't go into that. lol
lol same ere mine cuts out if you pull out in front of someboby on roundabouts and s*** like that lol and it constantly miss fires old ladys s*** themselves haha
Naice, so your car is an MOT reject. Sweet.
wont argue with ya there but its fixable might put it in the scrappage scheme yet not sure though, it all boils down to money in the end
MattBrown
05-10-09, 09:45 PM
Cba with 11 pages, has she shown evidence of breasts? Tits? Pics? Or do I gtfo?
Cba with 11 pages, has she shown evidence of breasts? Tits? Pics? Or do I gtfo?
eh??? there is pics in the 18+ of me givin my lad a gd time lol if that counts lmao :thumb:
and why does every lass put pics of their bresticles up like?? lol
lol same ere mine cuts out if you pull out in front of someboby on roundabouts and s*** like that lol and it constantly miss fires old ladys s*** themselves haha
Why are you pulling out in front of someone at a roundabout? :wtf:
Why are you pulling out in front of someone at a roundabout? :wtf:
my lad and alan, its mine but i cant legally drive it so they kick its c**t in all the time lol
NASTYNOVA
05-10-09, 10:12 PM
my lad and alan, its mine but i cant legally drive it so they kick its c**t in all the time lol
ahmen!! lol gets all it deserves, shed!!
Southie
05-10-09, 10:17 PM
Your no longer a Newbie. This threads a lie lol
my lad and alan, its mine but i cant legally drive it so they kick its c**t in all the time lol
lol lol lol lol lol
That is the funniest quote ive seen for ages
lol lol lol lol lol
That is the funniest quote ive seen for ages
i thought my rust = big hole under passenger seat = bye bye jadey was funnier like lol
Hiya, drive mine daily, 6k in 7 months
Hiya, drive mine daily, 6k in 7 months
jeese, is that round the doors, work and back and doing a lap of the country or summit lol???
used to pick the ex-missus up 40miles round trip 4 days a week
work is 3 mins 40 secs-ish away
thats would do it yeh, what size is ya nova???
Mine is the fastest Nova money can buy... 1.2single point
Mine is the fastest Nova money can buy... 1.2single point
haha i can imagine, top speed???? lol
MattBrown
06-10-09, 12:56 PM
Top speed of mine is "MPH" Hey riggy:)
Top speed of mine is "MPH" Hey riggy:)
eh what you been takin lmao :wtf:
Mine is the fastest Nova money can buy... 1.2single point
amen brother :thumb:
i dare saye my lads 1ltr would win lol
i dare saye my lads 1ltr would win lol
its on!
its on!
haha lets see how cocky you are with no wheels and oil lmao he is from the bronx ya nah lol
haha lets see how cocky you are with no wheels and oil lmao he is from the bronx ya nah lol
no cars slower than a car with no wheels lol
quote of the week i reckon lol
Jeebus, is this thread still going?
Jeebus, is this thread still going?
It shouldn't be, so do your job.
It shouldn't be, so do your job.
What does giving stuart head have to do with this thread? :wtf:
What does giving stuart head have to do with this thread? :wtf:
LMFAO I would give you rep for that but your lover took all my rep :cry:lol
It shouldn't be, so do your job.
why shouldnt it???? :(
female, 7 pages of blablabla and no pic...
epic fail
female, 7 pages of blablabla and no pic...
epic fail
pic of what my tits???
can i not be a female nova enthusiast?!? and its not all blablabla i have came out with some funny shizzle haha
female, 7 pages of blablabla and no pic...
epic fail
Lol there would be rep coming your way if possible lol
Lol there would be rep coming your way if possible lol
no their shouldnt be lol thats sexist!!!! :(
new members always post a pic up. of there nova, you dont own a nova, and youre female, so you need to post a pic of youreself.
there's no need to post a pic of youre tits. i have loads of porn.
new members always post a pic up. of there nova, you dont own a nova, and youre female, so you need to post a pic of youreself.
there's no need to post a pic of youre tits. i have loads of porn.
MUG SHOTS!!! use your eyes lol
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm312/20156975/DSC00285.jpg
im sorry for my rant earlier :(
lol isnt this pic a repost? remember seeing it in the mugshot thread
LEWI007
06-10-09, 06:04 PM
Yo where abouts you from in sunderland ?
im always keen and handy for helping fellow nova owners out ;)
give me a shout if you need any bits or help with the car.
15 Pages Of Utter Bollox lol
Yo where abouts you from in sunderland ?
im always keen and handy for helping fellow nova owners out ;)
give me a shout if you need any bits or help with the car.
Easy tiger her other half is a member lol
Yo where abouts you from in sunderland ?
im always keen and handy for helping fellow nova owners out ;)
give me a shout if you need any bits or help with the car.
I like how you said that after she put a pic up :thumb: lollol
I like how you said that after she put a pic up :thumb: lollol
aye the cheeky t**t haha and the more help the better ;) lol
15 Pages Of Utter Bollox lol
i aim to please lol
LEWI007
06-10-09, 09:32 PM
Lol nah i just logged on and found the thread, there isnt many nova owners local to me but the ones that are local i help them out any way i can.
let_nova
06-10-09, 09:33 PM
is this thread still going lol
LEWI007
06-10-09, 09:35 PM
Oh i forgot, tell me where abouts in sunderland you are ffs, i want to know if your proper local to me lol
let_nova
06-10-09, 09:36 PM
Oh i forgot, tell me where abouts in sunderland you are ffs, i want to know if your local enough to me to stalk lol
lol
Southie
06-10-09, 09:36 PM
This thread is crap, pointless and full of nonsense. I suppose it fits in like most threads nowadays. :roll:
LEWI007
06-10-09, 09:37 PM
lol
lollol
these threads make me understand meritlover's choice...
i still miss him :(
Lol nah i just logged on and found the thread, there isnt many nova owners local to me but the ones that are local i help them out any way i can.
Ok jade, ANY way i can lol
nah seriously you need help with anything on the nova and let me know because me and my mate are always working novatime.
i dont actually own a nova lol i hav a corsa b :tard: i now sh*te but i really want, just aint got the money lol oh and ryhope and my fiance is a right bike lol (joke) so he would be happy to see you lol lol lol lol
This thread is crap, pointless and full of nonsense. I suppose it fits in like most threads nowadays. :roll:
then pop over to 18+ and have a look at her chomping some sausage.....
then pop over to 18+ and have a look at her chomping some sausage.....
can i ever live that down??? lol
these threads make me understand meritlover's choice...
i still miss him :(
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
MattBrown
07-10-09, 02:25 PM
Whatever did happen to merit lover?
I joined just as the saga was finishing!
merit lover eh??? somebody fill me in please :( :)
Whatever did happen to merit lover?
I joined just as the saga was finishing!
Meritlover - Last Activity: 05-04-09 09:01 PM
Coldtigger killed him.......:cry::cry:
Meritlover - Last Activity: 05-04-09 09:01 PM
Coldtigger killed him.......:cry::cry:
right now im really really confuzled iu take it hes a person lol
A legend of a user on here, been part of the furniture since time began, loves nova merits, adores factory standardness, is a vast wealth of knowledge on many subjects, and could even rival the greatest encyclopedia, but no longer uses the site as coldtigger scared him away with his young charvereyness...:cry:
aww coldtigger still on??? whats novaload??? part of this site??
aww coldtigger still on??? whats novaload??? part of this site??
Aye he is still on here, novaload was the website before png was reborn and became pngclub, top right it still says PNG powered by novaload-online.
A legend of a user on here, been part of the furniture since time began, loves nova merits, adores factory standardness, is a vast wealth of knowledge on many subjects, and could even rival the greatest encyclopedia, but no longer uses the site as coldtigger scared him away with his young charvereyness...:cry:
and he was uber funny. he made me LOL many times:thumb:
Aye he is still on here, novaload was the website before png was reborn and became pngclub, top right it still says PNG powered by novaload-online.
ahh right just because i have see pics of nova with that as a sticked :roll:
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